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2: The cannons are ready, but where are the dog bowls?
"No problem, Brother Fugui."
"Isn't it just about seeing a dog bowl explode? Don't just say one, as long as Brother Fugui wants to see it, today the Streamer will explode every dog bowl in the entire town for you to see!"
After all, bragging isn't illegal.
It's all for the live stream effect, nothing to be ashamed of!
Su Yu patted his chest and spoke fiercely.
If this were in a big city, fulfilling Brother Fugui's wish would probably not be easy.
But in the countryside, this request is simply not worth mentioning.
Fireworks and firecrackers are sold everywhere, with all sorts of styles available.
As for dog bowls, Su Yu remembered that his next-door neighbor seemed to have a small local dog.
That Xiao Biga, despite its small size, had a fierce personality, always ready to pounce and bite at the slightest provocation.
Su Yu had long been annoyed by it.
But there was nothing he could do; the dog was emboldened by its owner.
Every time he saw it, its 200-pound owner was right behind it.
So much so that later, once this little thing spotted him, it would try to pounce and bark!
Su Yu wasn't afraid of it. He would just borrow Xiao Biga's food bowl later; he figured it shouldn't mind.
Su Yu flipped the camera around, aiming it at the small stall selling fireworks and firecrackers.
"Brothers, what kind of fireworks and firecrackers do you want to see? Just say it. Whatever everyone wants to see, that's what we'll buy."
"If you really don't believe me, you can v the Streamer 50 to verify my strength."
Live stream chat: ???
Shouldn't verifying strength mean the Streamer just buys freely? Why would we v you fifty?
Before the live stream fans could speak.
The old man selling fireworks and firecrackers was the first to laugh. Seeing someone wanting to buy his goods, he immediately came over to promote them.
"Young man, if you're buying, buy this latest gatling gun. Ten thousand shots, very impressive, it can last for a really long time."
"How much?!"
"Ten thousand shots! If there's one less shot, come back and find me, and I'll give you a direct refund!"
The old man promised, patting his chest.
"I asked you how much it costs."
Su Yu said irritably.
The old man chuckled. "Only 388, take the gatling gun home. You won't be buying a loss, you won't be buying a scam!"
"No!"
Get out of here, do you really think I'm a big sucker? This broken thing costs 388?
I'm buying it to explode a dog bowl, not to rob a bank. Oh right, the bank is next door, why don't you just go rob it directly? And take that gatling gun in your hand with you.
"Hahahahaha, I used to think only big cities ripped people off selling fireworks, but I didn't expect the countryside to be like this too."
"Just this thin stick, and it can fire ten thousand shots? This old man really dares to brag."
"Exactly, exactly. My family runs a fireworks business. The gatling gun actually only fires at most three hundred shots, and the cost price is only a few tens of yuan. This old man is too greedy, asking for 388 right away. Streamer, absolutely don't buy it!"
"If you want to explode a dog bowl, I can recommend some powerful ones that are guaranteed to be exciting!"
Immediately after, a fan named [Yan Shen Wudi] in the live stream sent a series of various types of firecrackers.
See? Now this is a true fan, isn't it?
Su Yu looked at the scrolling comments and nodded repeatedly.
He was a very compliant person; if the fans said not to buy, he wouldn't buy!
"Old man, let me ask you."
"Do you have the Monkey King, Little Kangaroo, black spider, one meter tall, Little Kalama, da xi pao, Made-in-China Gagameng, tsar 10000..."
Su Yu read out the various types of firecrackers mentioned by the fan.
The old man listened, dumbfounded, and finally pulled out a board of black spider friction firecrackers, one yuan per box.
"Young man, what are all those things you're talking about? I only have black spider here."
Su Yu: ... Helpless, he had no choice but to seek help from his newly installed full-blooded R1 version of deepseek, searching for pictures of various firecrackers, and then matching them one by one.
Finally, persistence paid off.
After almost running through all the fireworks and firecracker stalls in the entire small town, Su Yu successfully collected most of the firecrackers recommended by the fan.
Among them, a few types of firecrackers were said by the boss to be very powerful, and even they themselves only bought a few boxes to play with.
The boss specifically warned him to be careful when setting them off and not to injure himself.
A joke, aren't they just firecrackers? How powerful can they be, no matter how strong?
When Su Yu was a child, he also used one-yuan friction firecrackers to explode dog bowls; at most, it just made the dog bowl fly up.
It wouldn't be that exaggerated.
However, looking at the large and small, colorful assortment of firecrackers he was carrying, he couldn't help but sigh.
How many years had passed? He never expected that small firecrackers would have developed so many varieties.
When he was choosing earlier, if it weren't for Brother Yan Shen Wudi keeping an eye out, his eyes would have been dazzled.
And this bag of firecrackers cost him several hundred yuan.
If it weren't for the fans in the live stream crowdfunding with gifts when he was buying, he really wouldn't have had the courage to spend so much money on firecrackers.
You know, his monthly living expenses are only two or three thousand yuan; today was a big splurge.
"Fathers, please follow the Streamer and give a like!"
"Those who can afford it, send some sports cars, send some sunglasses. Those without money, remember to light up a fan light stick and help the Streamer with some data! Thanks, thanks!"
"Now that we've bought all the firecrackers, we'll perform exploding dog bowls for the old irons in the live stream later."
"Those who haven't entered the live stream yet must click in to watch. Don't miss it as you pass by! The Streamer will take you back to your childhood memories!"
Su Yu carried a bag of various firecrackers back home, his mouth dry from talking.
He didn't know if the audience was attracted by the title, or if they all wanted to stay and watch his outrageous act of exploding dog bowls after stumbling upon it.
Normally, the live stream only had a dozen or so people, but now the number of viewers had actually reached three digits!
And with Su Yu's shouting, people were continuously entering.
"Exploding dog bowls? That's interesting. What kind of firecrackers did the Streamer buy?"
"I envy the Streamer in the countryside. You can't play with these in the city. I also want to go back to my hometown to play with firecrackers!"
"Where's the dog bowl? The firecrackers are bought, but where's the dog bowl?"
"Streamer, hurry up, I've already ordered takeout and am ready to eat while watching."
Lollipop + 5
Little Heart + 10
Sunglasses + 1
Sports Car + 2
As the bullet comments scrolled, and various gifts appeared in the live stream, Su Yu was incredibly excited.
His live stream, with only a little over a hundred people, had already recouped the money he spent on firecrackers from gifts received in just over ten minutes.
Indeed, to be a Streamer, you have to listen to advice!
Thinking this, Su Yu continued.
"Brothers, please wait a moment. I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush!"
"I'll go get the dog bowl for everyone first!"
"The dog bowl is next door to the Streamer's house; the Streamer will be right back."
As he spoke, Su Yu furtively poked his head out, looking towards the neighbor's yard.
That annoying Xiao Biga must have eaten its fill, as it was sound asleep in the sun.
This was a godsend opportunity!