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3: Holy crap! The dog bowl wasn't upside down!
Xiao Biga's owner was probably busy tidying up the house inside and didn't notice that, at this moment, a black hand had already secretly reached in from outside the courtyard wall.
Rural houses are completely different from detached villas in the city.
Generally, every household has its own yard in front of their door; what they call a yard is actually just an empty space.
Unlike city dwellers who value privacy, there are very few thieves in the countryside, so people are more concerned about whether their yard is bright and open. Even if there's a fence, it's rarely made of brick.
At most, they'll just plant rows of bamboo fences in the ground, which both marks their territory and ensures good ventilation on all sides. Later, it can even serve as a trellis for planting gourds and grapes.
Xiao Biga's dog kennel was in the corner of the fence.
The dog bowl was also placed not far from the kennel, making it convenient for it to eat.
Don't let Xiao Biga's small size fool you; the bowl it used was surprisingly large.
Su Yu estimated that even if he cooked it, this bowl would be big enough.
Moreover, if he wasn't mistaken, this dog bowl shouldn't be an ordinary stainless steel basin, but rather a discarded rice cooker inner pot.
Its quality was much better than a thin layer of stainless steel.
Su Yu nodded in satisfaction.
Hmm, this thing is good, sturdy, explosion-resistant.
While the little local dog wasn't paying attention, he tiptoed into the neighbor's yard and then decisively snatched the dog bowl.
Before leaving, Su Yu kicked over the dog's tattered water bowl and spat, "Serves you right for always acting tough because of your owner! Barking every time we meet!"
Upon seeing this scene, the Streamer's fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help but tease him.
"It seems the Streamer has a grudge with this dog. I knew there were so many other things he could use, so why did he have to take the neighbor's dog bowl?"
"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. This dog is pitiful; its world collapsed when it woke up. It'll probably call the police, wondering where its dining ware went."
"What do you guys think, when the dog wakes up and finds its bowl taken by the Streamer, will it chase after the Streamer to bite him?"
"Honestly, this bowl's quality is really good; it should be un-blastable. I just hope the Streamer is kind enough to remember to return the dog bowl to them after he's done with it."
Su Yu sneered.
Hmph? Return the dog bowl?
Once he'd taken it, it was his. Return it?! Don't even think about it!
Soon, Su Yu, carrying the dog bowl and a full bag of firecrackers, stopped at a wide, deserted field ridge.
There's actually a knack to playing with firecrackers.
In the countryside, you must never play near septic tanks. In the city, you must never throw firecrackers into sewers.
A while ago, Su Yu saw a news report.
A mischievous child was playing with friction firecrackers and, seeking excitement, threw a firecracker into a municipal sewer.
The result was that a tiny friction firecracker exploded with a force comparable to C4!
It directly point-detonated public buildings within a dozen meters radius.
Not only did it overturn several cars, but the entire piece of land was directly ripped open. Fortunately, there were no casualties, otherwise, the mischievous child's parents would have nowhere to cry.
Rural septic tanks, like sewers, are filled with ammonia gas.
So, when playing with firecrackers, you must stay away from such places.
The place Su Yu chose was carefully selected by him.
The field ridge was remote, far from towns, and generally, very few people would choose to come here.
To the east was a lush green field of lettuce.
To the west was a small river, close to a water source, and there was no accumulated weeds on the ground, just bare black soil, so there was no fear of accidental fire.
The view was wide, with no high-voltage power towers or wires around.
This also made for excellent visibility during the live broadcast; it was simply a perfect treasure spot for exploding the dog bowl!
Su Yu put down his things, showed the surrounding environment to his fans in the live broadcast room, and then began to prepare.
When he said prepare, there wasn't really anything special to prepare.
It was just to interact more in the live broadcast room and build up popularity before the performance.
This feeling is like a novelist deliberately dragging out two chapters before reaching the climax of the plot, whetting people's appetites, it's the same principle.
Although it's easy to get scolded, it cannot be denied that doing so does bring good results.
Just like now.
Fans in the live broadcast room were already starting to urge him impatiently.
[Fairy Temperamental Wants to Hit People]: "What is the Streamer still doing? He's already here, hurry up and explode it!"
[Delivery Guy Is Not a Thing]: "Exactly, exactly, my daylily has gotten cold. Oh, no, my takeout has gotten cold."
[Berserker]: "Streamer, hurry up and explode it, I'll give you little hearts."
...Su Yu saw that the popularity of the live broadcast room continued to climb, and after the number of online viewers exceeded three hundred, he finally stopped his verbal output.
That's enough; if he dragged it out any longer, the popularity would start to drop.
"Alright, alright, enough talk, let's officially begin the dog bowl explosion performance now!"
"Calling Brother Fugui, is Brother Fugui still here?"
"Brother Fugui was the one who first suggested wanting to see the dog bowl explode, so let's give the choice of our first type of firecracker to Brother Fugui."
Su Yu said, staring closely at the bullet comments in the live broadcast room.
[flower blooms for wealth 2333] sent a sports car + 1.
Su Yu: !!!
Su Yu: "Thank you, Brother Fugui! I wish Brother Fugui wealth every year!"
[flower blooms for wealth 2333]: "Let's start with the weakest one, use a one-yuan black spider."
Su Yu: "Okay, no problem, Brother Fugui said he wants to see a one-yuan black spider, so let's get to it!"
Su Yu was seen rummaging through a pile of firecrackers, pulling out a small box of black spider friction firecrackers, and then taking one out.
He had placed the dog bowl beforehand on a cement surface that had been built into the field ridge.
To explode a dog bowl, one must choose a place with a hard and flat surface, so that the firecracker can exert its maximum power in a completely sealed space.
Su Yu held his live streaming phone in one hand and began to light the firecracker with the other.
It was false to say he wasn't nervous.
Although friction firecrackers aren't very powerful, the thrill of playing with fire can only be truly experienced by the person who lights it themselves.
Whoosh!
The fuse head ignited instantly, and Su Yu picked up the dog bowl, turned around, and ran off at full speed.
He ran five meters in one breath, looked at the bowl in his hand, and then realized, "Holy crap! I didn't cover the dog bowl!"
He wanted to turn back and cover the dog bowl, but it was already too late.
As a "bang" explosion sound rang out, a wisp of smoke drifted from the cement platform.
This power, is that all?
Su Yu was dumbfounded.
He looked closely and saw that only a small black mark was left on the cement platform.
"Puhahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! The Streamer is too timid, isn't he? He ran so far just to play with a friction firecracker!"
"??? Streamer, are you really that?!"
"Look at the Streamer's ambition, he even forgot the dog bowl."
"Streamer, you're too good for the show, so scared, why didn't you put the dog bowl on your head!"