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60: Hey streamer, how about drawing something from abroad?
"Exactly, exactly, Boss, you're too stingy. We're just looking, we're not taking it, so what are you afraid of?"
"Besides, you know using counterfeit money is illegal. Even if we took the money, we couldn't use it anyway."
"I think this Boss is just guilty. What's wrong with taking a look? It's not like you'll lose a piece of flesh."
"Counterfeit money! It's this day and age, and people are still using counterfeit money?"
"Honestly, I've never actually seen what counterfeit money looks like in real life."
Su Yu showed the bullet comments from his live stream to the Vendor, then spoke.
"Boss, look, all my fans in the live stream are telling you to take out the counterfeit money and let us see it. They're all real people!"
"Now you must believe me, right?"
The Vendor Boss felt like he was on a spit roast, unable to decide whether to give it or not.
He had wandered the streets for a long time today and finally found a sucker.
He originally wanted to make a deal peacefully, but unexpectedly, a Cheng Yaojin appeared out of nowhere, insisting on staring at his counterfeit money.
Finally.
Under the persistent prodding of Su Yu and his fans in the live stream, the Vendor Boss handed over the 100-yuan note he had been clutching tightly in his palm.
Su Yu reached out and took it.
However, as soon as the sweat-soaked hundred-yuan note touched his hand, it immediately performed a copy-paste in his palm.
Pink pigment and the silver number '100' were directly imprinted on his palm.
"Holy crap!"
"This counterfeit money is too unprofessional, isn't it?"
"Could it be that someone just drew it by hand? Why is it even fading?"
Seeing this, Su Yu almost threw the counterfeit money in his hand away again.
The fans in the live stream couldn't help but burst into laughter when they saw this scene.
"Pfft hahahaha, this counterfeit money is too fake, it's directly fading!"
"It really is! I thought making counterfeit money would be more professional, capable of achieving a realistic effect in the market, but it's just this."
"So, those criminals are now targeting specific user groups. Young people are not easy to fool, and they are highly vigilant, so they've turned their attention to the elderly."
"True, young people all use mobile payments now, who still uses cash?"
"So, you're telling me an Old Lady used this kind of 100-yuan counterfeit bill to buy fruit from the Vendor Boss? Is the Old Lady foolish, or is the Vendor Boss foolish, or are we foolish?"
In the live stream, the fans' ruthless triple question made the Vendor Boss's old face flush red.
He immediately tried to snatch the counterfeit money back from Su Yu's hand.
"Alright, you've seen the money."
"I didn't lie to you, this money is fake! Now you can return the evidence to me, right?"
But how could counterfeit money that had been acquired be returned so easily?
The Old Lady nearby was still deeply embroiled in the counterfeit money crisis, so Su Yu naturally couldn't easily give this evidence to the Vendor Boss.
If he really returned it to him today, who knows how many more people he would scam with this trick later on!
Such a person simply tarnished the image of Chongqing!
Su Yu turned around and asked the somewhat bewildered Old Woman.
"Grandma, look, is this the money you just gave him?"
Saying that, he held the 100-yuan note in his hand in front of the camera.
The Old Woman leaned forward, looking at the faded 100-yuan note, shaking her head like a rattle-drum.
"How is that possible!"
"Even though my old eyes are dim, this money is clearly faded, how could it be what I just gave!"
"Young man, you must testify for me! The money I gave just now was real, how did it turn fake in the blink of an eye?"
Su Yu showed a faint smile at the corner of his mouth.
"Don't worry, Grandma."
"There will definitely be an explanation for this counterfeit money today. You go first, I'll handle things here."
Hearing this, the Old Woman immediately fell into hesitation.
"Ah? Young man? I can just leave now?"
"This, this..."
Next to them, the Vendor Boss was displeased.
He rushed forward, trying to grab the Old Woman's clothes to prevent her from leaving. At the same time, he reached out his other hand, trying to snatch the counterfeit money from Su Yu's hand.
"You, you give me back the money!!!"
"Huh? What are you doing, what are you doing! Trying to rob something in broad daylight?"
Su Yu raised his hand, stepped back two paces, and created distance from the Vendor Boss.
"Boss, what are you doing? So agitated?"
The Vendor Boss also reacted at this moment.
This Young man in front of him was deliberately here to cause trouble today!
He claimed to be a Streamer, but in reality, he just didn't want him to succeed in his business.
"Kid! I advise you to give me back the money now, immediately, right away! Otherwise, I'll call the police right now!"
"When the officers arrive, the tens of thousands of people in your live stream can all testify for me! That you robbed me!"
Su Yu: ???
He had seen people who weren't smart, but he had never seen anyone so unintelligent!
Using fake currency to scam people, engaging in forced buying and selling, getting caught by him, having the evidence confiscated, and now he still dared to call the police?!
For this, he could only give a single '6'!
It truly was a big forest with all kinds of birds.
He didn't know if this guy was too arrogant or truly brainless!
However, to make the Vendor Boss accept it wholeheartedly, Su Yu still held up the shoddy counterfeit money in his hand and, in front of the Vendor Boss, winked at the live stream audience.
"Brothers, did you just see the Streamer robbing something?"
The fans in the live stream instantly understood.
"Robbing something? Robbing what? Didn't see anything!"
"What's the Streamer joking about? What robbing something, I don't understand."
"Oh, Streamer, Streamer, how did you get that counterfeit money in your hand? Could it be that someone scammed you when you bought something?"
"Wow, we must catch this guy who uses counterfeit money and send him in!"
Seeing this scene, the Vendor Boss's face turned green.
"Alright, alright!"
"Today, I've hit a snag! Kid, you're ruthless!"
Seeing his deception exposed, the Vendor Boss didn't dare to linger, slung his basket over his back, and ran off in a flash.
"He just ran away? How boring!"
"I thought this Boss would be tougher, but he's just a bully who picks on the weak."
"It's a bit of a shame he ran away; there are many people around scenic spots who use these deceptive methods."
"If that person ran, he ran. What should we do with this counterfeit money now? Should we destroy it directly or hand it over to the officers?"
"Speaking of counterfeit money... This counterfeit money is really poorly made, it can't even maintain its basic color. The Streamer could probably draw it with his feet."
"Oh, now that you mention it, I'm curious. Streamer, Streamer, can you draw? Why don't you show those counterfeiters how it's done and draw one for us live?"
"The person upstairs must be crazy! Drawing that stuff from our country will land you in the little black room! Let alone drawing it live! Do you want the live stream to be gone in minutes?"
"Then don't draw our country's currency, drawing a foreign one should be fine, right? How about US dollars?"