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256: Shit-pouring war god Lin Jianjun! The disappearing mother and son Lin Hao! (Must-order, with bonus)
Su Corporation.
Beep beep beep—
In the corridor, the sound of a hung-up phone echoed, startling Lin Jianjun, who had been staring blankly.
"That beast!!!"
"How could he treat his own father like this? I should have given birth to a dog instead of you!!!"
...
Coming back to his senses, Lin Jianjun roared at the sky.
He never expected... Lin Xuan to be so heartless and unfeeling, truly determined to cut ties with him completely, to sever all familial bonds.
Bastard!!! How dare he?!
Does he really not desire a father's love at all?!
Only a father's love is good in this world; a child with a father is like a treasure. Why doesn't he understand this principle???
How many homeless orphans long for their parents' affection but cannot obtain it... yet this unfilial son discards it like trash!!!!!!!
I don't understand, I truly don't understand!!!!!!!
Lin Jianjun was like a madman, shouting and yelling, scaring some female employees into hiding in their offices.
Seeing this, Hu Zheng knew it was time to end this farce. He stepped forward and advised:
"Mr. Lin, you have been fired by the boss. Please leave the company immediately!"
"If you continue to make trouble and disrupt the company's normal operations, I will have no choice but to have you restrained and handed over to the police."
...
Hearing that he was to be expelled from the company, Lin Jianjun was furious, glaring at everyone.
"Presumptuous! You dog! How dare you?! I am the chairman's father!!!"
"Until that unfilial son agrees to support me, I won't go anywhere."
"Even if I die, I will die here. Then let the outside world know that 'the unfilial son forced his own father to death.' I wonder whose side public opinion will be on? You will all be drowned by a single spit from everyone..."
Lin Jianjun remained stubborn, determined to resist to the death.
He didn't believe that these people, in broad daylight, would dare to defy public opinion and use violence against him.
It was just a bluff!
As long as he held out, he would eventually see the light of victory.
But to his surprise... Hu Zheng, authorized by the boss, completely ignored his threats and said indifferently:
"Mr. Lin, you underestimate the current reputation of our corporation! We now have enough loyal fans supporting us; it's not so easy for you to tarnish our name."
"Speaking of which, we have you to thank. If it weren't for your failed beauty cream, even if our Beauty Pill was effective, it probably wouldn't have received enough contrast..."
"Alright! Since you're unwilling to leave voluntarily, then I apologize! Move!"
...
Upon receiving the order, more than a dozen security guards quickly stepped forward, glaring menacingly, intending to restrain Lin Jianjun.
And hearing about the rise of Su's Corporation, and how he had played a big part in it, Lin Jianjun's defenses broke down again. His face contorted, and he yelled for the approaching security guards to "retreat"!!!
Seeing that his shouts were ineffective, the crazed Lin Jianjun grabbed a dipper, scooped up a 坨 of foul-smelling feces directly from the dung bucket, and splashed it towards the crowd as if watering flowers.
One security guard couldn't dodge in time and was drenched from head to toe in horror, immediately reeking of stench and letting out a desperate wail!!!
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!"
"Poop, so much poop!!!"
"Get away, everyone quickly get away!!!!!!!"
...
In the corridor, countless people shrieked and scattered to escape.
At this moment.
Lin Jianjun had gone mad. To avoid being caught, he completely transformed into a 'poop-splashing god of war.'
Splash a god if a god blocks!!!
Splash a Buddha if a Buddha blocks!!!
Wherever he went, no one dared to confront him directly; everyone screamed and avoided his onslaught.
"Hahahaha..."
"Come on! You little brats! Do you still dare to chase me away?!"
"Immediately call that unfilial son and tell him that if he doesn't agree to my terms, I'll dump all the feces and urine in the company and disgust you all to death! Hahahaha..."
...
Lin Jianjun held the dung bucket in one hand and the dipper in the other, continuously splashing feces and urine all around.
At this moment, he truly achieved invincibility, experiencing the taste of being unrivaled for the first time.
Ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!
For a time, there were terrified screams everywhere, and the entire company was in chaos.
Seeing the situation getting a bit out of control, Hu Zheng and other executives' brows almost furrowed into the character ' 川'. They hadn't expected Lin Jianjun to be so disgusting and insane.
Someone suggested informing the boss of the situation, but Hu Zheng immediately rejected it.
What a joke!
If they couldn't even handle such a small matter and needed to consult the boss for help, wouldn't that be too useless!!!
..."Everyone listen up, whoever can control this madman! I will personally offer a one hundred thousand bonus!!!"
Hu Zheng shouted into a megaphone at the chaotic crowd.
(ÒωÓױ) What?!
Really, truly?! (O_o) One hundred thousand!!!
My monthly salary is only a few thousand yuan; one hundred thousand is wealth that takes at least half a year or more to accumulate!!!
As the saying goes: heavy rewards will bring forth brave men!
For many struggling workers, one hundred thousand was a huge windfall.
Although the price might be getting drenched in feces, at most, it's just a shower~~ A little extra shower gel, and tomorrow he'll be a good man again!
And such an easy opportunity to get one hundred thousand might only come once in a lifetime... Damn it!!!!!!!
In just an instant, the panicked atmosphere in the 場 reversed completely.
Originally, all the employees looked at Lin Jianjun with fear, like snakes and scorpions, desperately trying to escape from him, fearing an undeserved 'poop disaster.'
But now (*❦ω❦)... everyone's eyes lit up, staring at Lin Jianjun, as if what he was carrying was no longer a dung bucket, but stacks of countless banknotes!!!!!!!
..."What do you want to do? |_・)"
"Don't come over! I have poop, believe it or not, I'll drench you from head to toe!!!"
"Get lost!!! (ノ`Д)ノ Let go of me, poop! Don't get poop on me! Bastard!!!"
...
Lin Jianjun, who had been walking with an air of defiance, considering himself invincible.
Now let out terrified screams, backing away repeatedly, and finally was submerged by the red-eyed crowd... Two and a half minutes later.
At the entrance of Su Corporation.
"Get lost quickly! You should thank Lawyer Hu for his kindness!"
"Otherwise, your old man's actions are enough to land you in there for a few months."
The disheveled Lin Jianjun was dragged out by several security guards amidst his struggles and heavily dumped at the main entrance.
"Bullshit! Do I need his mercy?!"
"You bastards wait for me!!! I won't let this go, absolutely not!!!"
"And that unfilial son, trying to shake me off?! Dream on, whether he admits it or not, I am his father!!!"
"Tell that rebellious son, don't even think about getting rid of me in this life! If I'm not doing well, he won't get to live comfortably either!!!!"
...
Lin Jianjun picked himself up from the ground, his face full of resentment, cursing and swearing, and tried to rush back into the company.
Zzzzt~~~
This time, the security guards received instructions and no longer considered Lin Jianjun's identity. They all pulled out their electric batons and pressed the switches.
Sparks flickered at the tip of the batons, constantly making crackling sounds, scaring Lin Jianjun into swallowing several times and awkwardly taking a few steps back.
"You guys don't... don't get cocky! I... I will definitely be back!!!"
Seeing that it was futile, Lin Jianjun could only reluctantly give up, cursing as he left... Two and a half minutes later.
Lin Jianjun's face was gloomy as he walked aimlessly down the street.
After being kicked out of Su Corporation, penniless, he truly didn't know where to go?!
"Sigh..."
"The world is so big and wonderful! But there's no place for me..."
...
Walking on the bustling street, Lin Jianjun looked around, feeling utterly desolate, believing himself to be the unluckiest person in the world.
He first returned to the rental house he hadn't been to in a long time.
That was where the once loving family used to live.
Since his fallout with Lin Hao and his mother, Lin Jianjun had been living in the company dormitory and had never returned here.
Now, with nowhere else to go, he had no choice but to return to the rental house, at least to have a place to stay.
And he had made a decision... as long as Lin Hao and his mother were willing to kowtow and apologize to him with sincerity, then he could reluctantly accept them and become a loving family again.
When he opened the door and went inside, Lin Jianjun was immediately stunned, then couldn't help but curse loudly.
" 凸( 艹皿艹) Damn! These two beasts!!!"
"Moving out is one thing, but they even sold everything! These things are all mine!!!"
...
Inside the rental house, it was empty, or rather, devoid of anything; nothing was left but air.
The refrigerator, TV, bed sheets, quilts, washing machine, sofa, dishes, chopsticks, dining table, wardrobe... all the furniture had vanished into thin air!!!
Lin Jianjun was furious. He quickly called the landlord, wanting to inquire about the whereabouts of Lin Hao and his mother.
He was now penniless, without even money for food, and had to find that mother and son to get his money back... Lately, due to the wedding, I've always been delayed in typing, and the daily updates are unstable. I apologize (._.). I'm sorry~~~
Especially to the brothers who sent me wedding gifts, this humble author is even more ashamed.
I really want to thank everyone, but adding more updates is impossible. In my current state, being able to maintain a minimum of 4,000 words daily without interruption feels like my best effort. Writer's block is painful! o(╥﹏╥)o
But I always feel very sorry for the brothers who have been following the updates here; these are truly loyal fans!
Especially some of the reborn parents who have given me gifts (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭❤~... But don't worry, I'm now keeping my distance from my wife~~~
Starting tomorrow, updates should be stable... And to repay everyone's continuous support and apologize for the unstable updates, I want to give everyone some New Year's gifts.
Unfortunately, there are too many brothers, so even if I wanted to send gifts, I wouldn't know where to start, and I don't know what everyone likes?!
However, I just searched on Baidu and found out that Alipay can actually send red packets!!!
Below is the detailed introduction from Baidu... [Alipay password red packet is a function of Alipay, where users can receive red packets by entering the correct password, allowing readers to claim them. The specific steps are as follows:]
[1. Open the Alipay app, go to the "Red Packet" application, select "Password Red Packet," and enter the red packet amount and password.]
[2. Confirm the red packet information, select the payment method, enter the password, and pay the red packet amount.]
[3. Copy the generated password and let readers enter the correct password to claim the red packet.]
[4. After readers copy the correct password, open the Alipay app, paste and search for the password in the search bar on the homepage.]
[5. Click "Claim Red Packet" in the search results to receive the red packet amount.]
...I tried it with my family's phone, and it really works for sending password red packets. As long as everyone enters the correct password, they can receive the red packets I send on Alipay!
So, to repay the brothers for their strong support over the past few months and their good wishes for my marriage.
We won't play any tricks, it's fair for everyone.
I will personally contribute 500 yuan to send 10,000 'luck-based' red packets. As for how much everyone can grab, it's purely up to your luck.
It's not much money, (*^▽^*) just for good cheer!
(Brothers, don't think it's too little. I just got married recently, and the Meituan betrothal gift loan hasn't been repaid yet, so my capabilities are limited. When I make more money, I'll send everyone a big red packet! \(^o^)/)
[Red Packet Password:]
[His Royal Highness is the most handsome in the universe].
Oh, and these red packets seem to have a time limit, restricted to 24 hours. They will expire after that.
Alright, thanks again Thanks ♪(・ω・)ノ to all reader friends for your continuous support, love you all (๑′ᴗ‵๑) I Lᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♦.
Hehe, I should be the first one on all of Fanqie to send red packets to readers in reverse, right! →_→
Friends who didn't get a red packet, don't be discouraged.
It's also my first time knowing this way of sending red packets. I will send [Welfare Red Packets] irregularly in the future to thank everyone.
However, the password red packet is valid for 24 hours, so please remember to follow the updates~~
If there are brothers (´ω`) who received a red packet!!!
Please grant me 15 seconds of lifespan, Thanks ♪(・ω・)ノ watch an ad and send a free 'power for love'~~ Thank you~~~~
Those who received money!
You can leave a comment here, and I'll see how everyone's luck is today?!