388: The large-scale documentary "I Came Here Alone".

Inside the Gymnasium.

Because of Jay Chou's debut song, "listen to mom," the atmosphere in the venue reached its peak.

Listening to everyone's high praise for [L], Lin Xuan couldn't help but blush a little.

Fortunately, with a skin thicker than a city wall, he soon ignored it.

And so, the concert continued... "Hmph! (`へ´*)ノ Let me see which annoying person dared to steal my seat (• ́へ• ́╬)!!!"

After an unknown amount of time, a familiar voice suddenly rang in Lin Xuan's ear.

His heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition arose.

This inexplicably tsundere loli voice, could it be... "You, you are... Onii-chan?!"

"And Sister Qingge, how could it be you two?! Σ(⊙▽⊙"a"

"( *^▽^* ), what a coincidence! No, why did you two come to the concert without calling me? I'm sad, Ծ‸Ծ the kind that can't be cheered up..."

"Sister Qingge, did you get Onii-chan and now you don't want Ke Xin anymore? (꒦_꒦) So sad, so mushroom~~~"

...

When Lin Xuan turned his head speechlessly, what caught his eye... was indeed the Chen Kexin trio.

They could even run into each other here? What a small world!

Although he was complaining endlessly internally, Lin Xuan still greeted them with a fake smile on the surface.

"Mm-hm, what a coincidence!"

"Oh, you! Onii-chan! So you're the one who bullied others and stole my seat, the [bully]!!!"

At this moment, Chen Kexin, who was approaching, seemed to suddenly remember something, slapped her head, rolled up her sleeves, and ran aggressively in front of Lin Xuan, shouting noisily.

And Lin Xuan, without thinking, immediately denied it three times.

"Uh (⊙o⊙)... I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! Things aren't like that, you're just making things up!"

"Oh, you! You dare to do it but not admit it! (－"－ anger) Hmph! I'm angry, the kind that can absolutely not be appeased!!! [○･｀Д´･○]"

Hearing Lin Xuan's stubborn denial, Chen Kexin immediately got angry.

The veins on her forehead immediately bulged, forming a large "╬".

At the same time, she slowly raised her small fists to her cheeks and roared to the sky:

"Hateful Onii-chan! (〝▼ dish▼) I can't take it anymore! My fists are hard, my fists are hard!!!"

"Today, this Evil Eye Master shall act on behalf of Heaven, represent justice to eliminate you, and restore a bright and clear world to humanity!!!"

"This world shall be protected by me—!!!! Die, Onii-chan!!!"

"Ultimate Killing Move... Gum-Gum Gatling!!! (･□´･ｷ)＝＝＝⊃)) Da da da da—"

...

Under the astonished gazes of the surrounding people, Chen Kexin seemed to have suddenly triggered a combo, immersed in her own fantasy world, unable to extricate herself.

She raised her small fists and swung them left and right at Lin Xuan, continuously punching.

Facing such a "formidable" attack, Lin Xuan was silent for two and a half seconds, then silently blew the horn of counterattack.

"If a tiger doesn't show its might, do you take me for a sick cat?! Little loli, how dare you show off in front of this young master?!"

"Watch my Great Heavenly Dragon's... Pegasus Meteor Fist!!! Pi pi pa pa—"

...

Accompanied by artificial sound effects, Lin Xuan and the little loli engaged in battle, clashing with each other.

The two fought back and forth, passionately, having a great time~~~~

And with them as the center, the surrounding three-meter radius seemed to become a vacuum, no one daring to step into it.

The reason for this was simply... it was too damn embarrassing—!!!!!

Su Qingge pinched her temples, unable to watch, almost dying of awkwardness because of these two idiots.

Those long legs, which outsiders would consider still in a paralyzed state, were desperately digging at the ground under the table.

At the current rate of excavation, it wouldn't be long before several three-bedroom, one-living-room apartments could be dug out on the spot... On the other side.

Originally, upon seeing Lin Xuan and Su Qingge holding hands and watching the concert together, a sweet moment, Bai Susu's heart had inevitably been clutched several times.

But at this moment, she suddenly had a strange sense of luck.

It seems... perhaps... maybe... accepting the matter of being rejected isn't so difficult after all?!

Beside her, Su Fan's forehead was already covered in black lines, muttering to himself. ￣□￣｜｜

This kid, (ー`´ー) could he also have chuunibyou?!

Can he really protect his little sister? (Self-doubting~~~)

Sigh, what a sin!!!

The brother-in-law he chose, he had to swallow it even if it meant biting his teeth to pieces—

Just as everyone had different thoughts, the great battle had already ended, and the result was no surprise, Lin Xuan "narrowly won" by one move, making the little loli stomp her feet with her arms crossed, pouting and shouting angrily:

"Onii-chan (○｀3´○), I'm not going to be nice to you anymore. Hmph!"

And so, Chen Kexin sat down in the adjacent seat, huffing and puffing, adopting an attitude of never wanting to interact again.

Lin Xuan shrugged indifferently and smiled it off. ╮(╯_╰)╭

He nodded in the direction of his brother-in-law, acknowledging him, then returned to his seat.

As for Bai Susu, who had been staring at him, Lin Xuan chose to ignore her.

In front of his wife, he should still actively avoid suspicion~~~

Noticing Lin Xuan's coldness, Bai Susu's eyes darkened, and she finally sat down silently beside the sulking Chen Kexin.

Su Fan walked with an arrogant stride, hands in his pockets, following closely behind.

He didn't want to have too deep a connection with his sister in the open; it was enough to occasionally see his sister and know that she was safe, sound, and happy... "Qingge, ヾ(￣ー￣)X(^▽^)ゞ I have not failed my mission! I have returned in triumph!"

"You childish ghost, how old are you?! Are you really not afraid of social death?!"

Facing Lin Xuan's winking and childish gesture of cupping his fist towards her, Su Qingge couldn't help but roll her beautiful eyes, saying irritably.

"My nerves are quite big~~ Not afraid, not afraid, not afraid~~~"

"Yes, yes, yes, you're really big!"

The two interacted sweetly like this, making Bai Susu, who was sitting next to them, feel a pang of sourness in her heart.

And just then, the concert reached a new segment.

Jay Chou on stage smiled and announced:

"Everyone, it's request time now! I will randomly select a few lucky audience members from the venue and sing a few songs for them."

"Wow woo woo~~~~"

Immediately, ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ the whole venue cheered and shouted excitedly.

Countless fans hoped that the goddess of luck would favor them.

In the VIP seating area.

Su Qingge propped her chin, smiled, and turned her head: "You say, if this lucky audience member chooses you! Can God [L] sing a song for me on the spot?"

"(ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~ You're thinking too much! There are so many people here, how could I be chosen by chance?"

"If you really want to hear it, I can sing it for you anytime when we get home~~~"

Lin Xuan smiled slightly, not taking his wife's words too seriously.

The Gymnasium accommodated nearly 140,000 spectators. To choose him from these tens of thousands of people?

Such a minuscule probability, how could it be possible?!

Lin Xuan had almost 95% absolute confidence: impossible, absolutely impossible!!!!!!

"Alright! Everyone, please look at the big screen..."

As Jay Chou gave the order, the big screen behind him began to flash and flicker, the image constantly moving through the crowd.

Finally, it froze in a corner.

Here sat a beautiful woman in a floral dress, her face full of a sense of technology.

She sat expressionlessly, exuding a cold demeanor.

Next to her was a thin-looking otaku wearing black-rimmed glasses.

At this moment, he was trying to curry favor, talking to the woman on his own.

Unfortunately, it was all in vain; the woman didn't want to pay attention to him at all, crossing her legs and maintaining her goddess image.

When the screen stopped on them, both of them subconsciously froze. (°ー°〃)

They clearly hadn't expected to be chosen from 140,000 people... When the two came to their senses, the otaku immediately pulled out his phone with a beaming smile, wanting to record the beautiful moment he shared with the goddess.

The woman, on the other hand, immediately put away her impatient expression, deliberately tossed her hair, (✿◡‿◡) and tried hard to appear shy and demure in front of the camera.

"Hello! Hello, beautiful! How many people are you with?"

Jay Chou waved towards the woman's location and began to interact with her.

Hearing this, the woman covered her mouth, pretending to smile shyly.

Then, in front of the camera, she unhesitatingly held up one finger.

"Oh, oh~~ I thought the guy next to you was your friend? So you came alone! What song would you like to hear?"

Jay Chou was surprised for a moment, but didn't think too much, and continued to ask.

At this moment, the otaku's smile on the screen instantly vanished, and he turned his head blankly, looking at the woman with a fan-shaped expression of three parts astonishment, three parts disbelief, and four parts questioning life.

The woman, perhaps feeling embarrassed, covered her mouth and turned her face away, pretending not to know the otaku.

Shhh~~~~

Seeing this scene, how could the audience not know what was going on?

There were continuous boos, jeers, and taunts.

On the screen, the otaku's face was flushed with anger, and he was muttering, seemingly repeatedly questioning the woman about something... In the VIP seating area.

Su Qingge, who had learned lip-reading, had a strange expression and translated a few of the otaku's words for Lin Xuan...

"Did you mishear? He asked how many people you came with?"

"What do you mean? Be clear, what do you mean by this???"

"Am I not a person?!!! Am I really not a person w(ﾟДﾟ)w!!!"

...

The woman seemed to feel she had lost face, covered her face, lowered her head, pretended to be shy, but secretly glared fiercely at the otaku.

And she opened her mouth, seemingly saying:

"Go away! Go away! Go away! Get lost!"

"Don't talk to me! Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"

At this moment, a top-tier clown appeared at Jay Chou's concert, and this classic scene has since been widely circulated.

For this, five-star critic MacArthur even personally commented:

"I suggest the guy immediately start a live stream, wear a red nose, and continuously play [L]'s song 'Clown' in the live stream room."

"While cutting his losses in time, he can also make a hefty sum."

...

After the concert, the otaku indeed took the advice.

He leveraged this trending traffic to film several large documentaries... "Am I Really Not a Person?!!!"

"Concert Top Joker."

"I Came Alone."... Within a few days, he registered a private Douyin account, started live streaming, and embraced this wave of immense wealth.

Less than two and a half minutes after starting the broadcast, the number of viewers in the live stream room surged to... 100,000+!!!!!

Amidst netizens' constant barrage of comments like "I feel bad for him," "Clown King," "Joker," "It's not a sin for a man to cry," "Innate Fei Yangyang physique"...

Various expensive gifts were sent frantically: [1000 yuan] Douyin No. 1, [3000 yuan] Carnival, [1200 yuan] Sports Car, [2888 yuan] Dream Castle, [2000 yuan] Douyin Airship, [822 yuan] Skyscraper, [2888 yuan] Romantic Carriage...

In the live stream room, a large number of gift special effects flew across the screen, almost crashing the entire live stream.

That night, it was rumored that the otaku became rich overnight, receiving over 600,000+ yuan in gift donations.

In an instant, he collected the [Cullinan] fragments and embarked on the path of a joker live streamer selling goods... Afterwards, countless netizens realized the truth and exclaimed that they had been deceived. Σ(⊙▽⊙"a

"Turns out we were the ultimate jokers!"

"What's wrong with this world?! Is it true that being infamous is also fame?!"

"First Fei Yangyang, then Cullinan! The end of traffic truly is live commerce!"

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