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Perhaps it was because Su Qingge sensed his hostile gaze.

Under her strong and sharp eyes, Tang Rou unconsciously averted her gaze, instinctively lowering her head, not daring to meet her eyes.

But her heart was filled with resentment and jealousy.

To be honest, which socialite in the circle wasn't envious and covetous of the title of The fairest in Modu?!

That represented supreme glory, the most distinguished woman in all of Modu.

As the saying goes:

The flower queen sits in turn, this year it's my family's turn.

After Su Qingge became a vegetable, many young ladies in Modu who considered themselves exceptionally beautiful eyed this position covetously, feeling they had a chance.

They never expected... before their happiness lasted even a month, news came that Su Qingge was marrying a live-in son-in-law for good luck.

Originally, this was nothing; everyone just thought Old Master Su was treating a dead horse as if it were alive, just buying some psychological comfort... After all, it was the 21st century, people only believed in science, and never thought Su Qingge could wake up.

But who would have thought... marrying a man for good luck actually woke her up?! (ÒωÓ ױ)!

And her waking up naturally made many young ladies who were eager to make their move and thought their era was coming, feel deeply frustrated (# ̄~ ̄#)... This included Tang Rou!

If it weren't for Su Qingge, with her unparalleled beauty, the throne of The fairest in Modu would definitely be hers!!!!!!!!

"Hmph! Her image as a cold female CEO really hasn't changed at all over the years..."

Tang Rou appeared submissive on the surface, but in her heart, she sneered endlessly.

She had met Su Qingge a few times at some business banquets... How should she put it?

The feeling the other party gave her... was very "cold," always appearing aloof and strong, acting like she was above everyone else, as if people owed her a fortune without knowing it?!

From Tang Rou's perspective, as another woman, well... it felt a bit pretentious, a bit fake.

She remembered at one banquet, in order to build good relationships with various influential figures, she had once proactively offered Su Qingge a toast.

But the other party looked straight ahead, ignoring her, publicly shaming her.

This made Tang Rou resentful to this day... Hmph! What's with the arrogance?

Aren't we all the same, with two eyes and one mouth?! Who are you showing off to????

Yet, this aloof image, in the eyes of those despicable men... instead stirred their so-called desire for conquest, making them think it was genuine character, and they all rushed to be sycophants, flocking to her, practically worshipping Su Qingge as a goddess.

Sure enough, men are just cheap! Sycophants get no house!!!

..."Xiao Xuan, welcome home. My good Nephew, do you like the welcome ━(*`∀´*)ノ ceremony Uncle prepared for you?"

"Surprised? Unexpected?"

Tang Guoan stepped forward and gave Lin Xuan an affectionate uncle-Nephew hug.

Seeing this scene, a trace of resentment flashed in Tang Rou's eyes.

Eighteen years of warm companionship, in the end, couldn't compare to that thin blood relation?!

Everyone knew Lin Xuan had once hurt her... Yet now, because he helped the Tang Family find their biological daughter, Dad Tang and Mom Tang ignored her feelings and grandly announced they would re-accept Lin Xuan... How was she to deal with this, where did that leave her???

And she couldn't even lose her temper; she had to constantly pretend to be happy and accepting. This inexpressible feeling of stifled resentment almost gave her mammary gland hyperplasia on the spot!!!!!!!!

While Tang Rou was secretly resentful, Lin Xuan and the others were chatting happily.

"Uncle, this (⊙o⊙)... is more like a fright than a surprise..."

"Ah... this?! Is that really true? I stayed up all night to specially prepare this welcome ceremony for you?!"

" ̄□ ̄|| Uh... alright, let's not talk about this for now! This is Qingge, my wife! Last time at the hospital, you didn't really get to know each other well, let me reintroduce you."

"Oh oh... Nephew's wife! Hello, hello! Xiao Xuan, you're lucky! To marry such a beautiful fairy of a wife..."

"You flatter me! Aunt, your wife is also not bad, still charming~~~",

"(ÒωÓ ױ)! You little rascal, how dare you speak like that? You want to be a Cao thief, huh? That's your Aunt!!!"

"..."

Tang Guoan was speechless, how could a Nephew praise someone like that?! (•́へ•́╬)

However, when his peripheral vision caught sight of Su Qingge, who was sitting in a wheelchair and exuded an aura that kept strangers away, he silently cast a sympathetic look at Lin Xuan.

This girl looks difficult to get along with; Xiao Xuan must be having a very hard time in the Su Family... The rumors, they truly didn't deceive me!!!

Fortunately, with me, his Uncle, backing him up, my unfortunate Nephew's future days will probably be easier... Little did he know, as Tang Guoan was sighing endlessly, Su Qingge was also secretly glancing at him, a thoughtful look in her beautiful eyes.

~~(﹁﹁)~~~

Did I misunderstand?

Lin Xuan's Uncle doesn't give off the impression of someone who would mistreat his Nephew, does he???

Wait, maybe it's a disguise?!

To gain greater benefits from Lin Xuan, deliberately feigning friendliness?

Not sure, I'll observe a bit more →_→... On the other side.

Xu Shuyun walked over with her two daughters, and the two parties exchanged greetings.

Hi ✿(.◕‿◕.)✿.

"Aunt, where's Cousin Tang Chuan? Didn't he say on the phone that he was bringing his girlfriend home today to make you two elders happy? (〃'▽'〃)"

"Oh! That brat! He went to pick up that Wu Mengmeng early this morning and won't be home until the afternoon. Xiao Xuan, you'll have to help Aunt keep an eye out this afternoon. There are too many bad women these days, I'm worried your Cousin might fall for the wrong person!"

"Aunt, you worry too much, Cousin's encounter this time... might be true love♦..."

"..."

Lin Xuan smiled faintly, a meaningful curve appearing at the corner of his mouth.

At the same time, he righteously agreed to the other party's request to "keep an eye out."

Before transmigrating, he was a die-hard fan of Wu Mengmeng, he especially liked her plump figure.

How could he give up such a great opportunity to see his former "idol" today?

No matter what... he had to fulfill that dream once... Hehehe—

...[It seems Tang Chuan took my advice to heart when we parted last time...]

[Otherwise, my love-struck Cousin would have already been tricked into Myanmar by now, in a dark dungeon in some park, facing his miserable latter half of life.]

[By the time he managed to escape back to Modu, it would be many years later, and everything would have changed beyond recognition!!!]

...Hearing his Nephew's thoughts again, Tang Guoan and his wife exchanged glances, both seeing the joy in each other's eyes.

Their Good Son had finally escaped a tragic fate... Indeed! With Nephew in hand, the world is mine!

No matter how uncertain the fate of our Tang Family is, as long as we have Nephew, this golden finger, then the future is smooth sailing!!!

Just then, Lin Xuan's thoughts echoed in their ears once more.

Only this time, the content revealed made the Tang Family members who heard it instantly dumbfounded...[I have to say, Aunt is really well-preserved! Still charming!]

[Precisely hitting the preferences of many Cao thief rascals...]

[No wonder after divorcing Uncle in the future, she can still go on to become a provocative streamer, with over 100,000 live viewers every time, receiving gifts until her hands are soft~~~]

[Alas~~ My tragic Uncle, on the other hand, won't be so lucky! Just an old man, no one would watch him even if he tried to be provocative, how can one word 'miserable' describe it?!]

[In the end, he was framed as a spy who accepted bribes from the United States and sold state secrets.]

[He was sentenced to death by the judge in court and taken to a small forest overnight, where he was 'rat-a-tat-tat' shot into a beehive...]

...Tang Guoan: "—???!!!!!!!!!!"

Xu Shuyun: "—???!!!!!!!!!!"

Chu Ling: "—???!!!!!!!!!!"

The three of them were all dumbfounded, completely unable to believe the reality they had heard.

I'll divorce Old Tang?

And become a mere streamer to make a living? A provocative one at that???

I'm numb! I'm numb!!!

Xu Shuyun was completely numb!!!!!!!!

Her usual calm, dignified lady's demeanor was now completely gone; she almost blacked out and fainted on the spot!!!!!!!!

She simply couldn't imagine herself as a female streamer, wearing those seductive outfits, twisting her waist in front of the camera, and doing those disgusting dances... "Let's wipe the glass together~~~"

"Wipe wipe~ wipe the glass~~~"

"..."

ε=ε=ε=(#>д<)ノ This is worse than killing me, ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!

c⌒っ゚Д゚)っ Help me, ah ah ah!!!!!!!!

As Xu Shuyun screamed internally!

Tang Guoan, nearby, wasn't much better off, his face a picture of misery?!

His fate was too tragic, wasn't it?

Not only did his wife divorce him after he went bankrupt, but even when he swallowed his pride to be "provocative," no one watched o(╥﹏╥)o... What's wrong with being an old man?

Who did old men bother?

Is there anyone in this world who won't get old???

And which scumbag framed me for treason? Said I was a spy?

Damn it!

Born a Huaxia person, die a Huaxia ghost!!!

I'm utterly loyal, how could I possibly betray my country???

Tang Guoan wept tears of blood internally, feeling utterly miserable!!!

Just as he pricked up his ears, wanting to eavesdrop on the reason for his wife's divorce and who exactly was the bastard behind his downfall... Silence~~~~

Speak up? Why did you suddenly stop talking???

Haven't you heard that if you talk halfway, your dick gets cut in half?!

Don't make me kneel and beg you, hurry up and speak!!!!!!!!

Tang Guoan and his wife were almost driven to death by their Nephew.

But they were helpless; this brat was as if deliberately going against them, with no distracting thoughts, and they couldn't hear a single bit of his thoughts anymore... Cough cough!!!

Suddenly, a slight cough came, catching Tang Guoan's attention.

Only then did he realize that they had been chatting for too long!

Not far away, a group of big men were still kneeling, looking at them expectantly... "Old Chen, you can get up!"

At Tang Guoan's wave, the bodyguards finally stood up one by one.

At this moment, Lin Xuan seemed to sense something, turned his head, and just met a malicious gaze.

It was a man with a buzz cut and squinty eyes.

Lin Xuan, not understanding why, instinctively activated the [Stick-Stick Melon Field] skill.

Instantly, all of the other party's juicy gossip was known to Lin Xuan with crystal clarity.

The next second, he widened his eyes, almost exclaiming in surprise...[Holy cow! Σ(⊙▽⊙"a This Bodyguard Captain Old Chen is actually the future Anti-Fraud Old Chen!!!]

[He has a crush on Aunt and lusts after her body?!]

[And this old man, to satisfy his beastly desires, sleeps every night hugging Aunt's photos, fantasizing? (⇀‸↼‶) He really knows how to play~~~]

[(O_o) What? He also frequently uses his position to sneak into Aunt's room, steal her intimate clothing, and sniff, sniff, sniff it~~~]

[Last night, he even took advantage of Uncle's big cleanup to steal another one of Aunt's red thongs?!]

[Tsk tsk tsk... As expected of the future Anti-Fraud Old Chen, truly living up to his reputation! How perverted!!!]

[Wow~~ This is truly a shocking piece of gossip!!!]

[(ÒωÓ ױ) Nani?! That sexy red thong is currently being worn by him???]

[How on earth did he put on a thong? Doesn't he find it too tight for his little brother? What's the difference between this and not wearing anything?]

[Awesome! Truly worthy of being the innately anti-fraud saint, Old Chen, he's quite lewd!!! ┌(.Д.)┐ He's practically a role model for our generation!]

[Oh my god!!! (‵o′) convex My eyes, they're going blind, going blind!!!]

...Originally out of curiosity, Lin Xuan glanced at Old Chen's crotch, and what met his eyes... was a protruding little "hill."

─━_─━✧.

Lin Xuan immediately felt unwell, no longer pure~~~~(꒦_꒦)

At this moment.

Tang Guoan and his wife were struck as if by lightning, completely dumbfounded!!!!!!!!

...Yesterday afternoon I went to see a doctor again. Before, I saw a Western doctor, but today my Dad took me to see a Chinese doctor, hoping to buy some traditional Chinese medicine to regulate my body.

I feel like I'm clearly in a sub-healthy state; Western medicine might not find any major illness, but my body just isn't right.

We went to a small clinic nearby!

The doctor took my pulse and said I had stayed up too much, causing "damp-heat in the liver and kidneys."

Then he prescribed me 5 doses of Chinese medicine, telling me to brew one packet a day and drink it for 5 days, totaling 145 yuan!

5 packets for 5 days, after finishing them, I'll go back to see if I need to buy other medicines to brew~~

Many things I can't eat, chicken I eat often... two bowls a day, morning and afternoon! As for the taste, one word! Bitter!!!!

[Prince's Tears of Advice:]

Everyone, stay up less!

Sub-health really brings many minor ailments, where one thing affects the whole body.

It's been raining this period, so I haven't gone running in the mornings. Once I slack off, I don't exercise self-disciplinedly for a whole day... However, today I finally managed to get up and run self-disciplinedly for a bit, hoping to keep it up tomorrow!

First day of self-discipline, come on!!!!!!!!

I'm abstaining from sex these days, it's been almost a week since I was intimate with my wife.

Last time she said I couldn't touch her for a month, which is estimated to be until June 18th... Amitabha! Watch me achieve a perfect life through abstinence!!!!!!!!

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