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482: Secret Technique: 100% bare-handed slap!!! A slap that's more powerful than a palm strike!!!

“Hmm? Σ(⊙▽⊙"a”

“What’s wrong? What’s wrong? What was that sound?”

Lin Xuan, walking home alone, looked up blankly, his handsome face filled with confusion. Just now… he seemed to faintly hear… a scream?

(⊙o⊙) Uh… not sure, listen again?

When Lin Xuan pricked up his ears and listened intently, there seemed to be no other unusual movements in the forest besides birds chirping and cicadas singing?

ε=(´ο`*))) Alas, was it really just my imagination?

Ever since my frail, paralyzed, innocent, and weak wife went missing, I feel like I’ve become completely paranoid… Damn it (•́へ•́╬), this is all Jiang Yangping’s fault, that old geezer [○・`Д´・ ○]!

If it weren’t for him inviting my brother-in-law to that damned “Deathmatch,” how could I have had the curious thought of “watching the fight”?

Without that momentary lapse, Qingge and I wouldn’t have come here, and she wouldn’t have mysteriously disappeared.

Sure enough, this is all that old geezer’s fault. The next time I see him, I’ll definitely give him a good few slaps, hitting him so hard he won’t know north from south!!!

Sigh~~

Who understands! My friends~~~

I finally got out for a walk, and I lost my wife? o(╥﹏╥)o

(╬◣д◢) Ahhh! I’m so angry!!!

The more Lin Xuan thought about it, the angrier he got, grinding his teeth.

In his impotent rage, he could only find a scapegoat and push all the blame onto him, trying to alleviate his inner guilt.

That being said, Lin Xuan actually knew deep down that, relying on his “Precognition” and “Tie Tie System” before, he had indeed been overly arrogant and careless in his mindset.

If he had been more careful, today’s disaster could have been completely avoided.

At this moment, a somewhat self-reproaching Lin Xuan only wanted to rush home and accept the Drunken Sword Immortal’s inheritance.

He would never allow the same incident to happen a second time.

From now on, he would protect his wife!!!

…“Right, I also need a sword. A Drunken Sword Immortal without a sword isn’t cool at all.”

“The System Mall has all kinds of swords! But they cost tens of thousands of Tie Tie Points, which is a bit painful Ծ‸Ծ~~~~”

“Xuanyuan Sword, Yitian Sword, Profound Iron Heavy Sword, Peerless Sword, Changhong Sword, Zhanlu Sword, Chixiao Sword, Tai’a Sword, Longquan Sword, Gan Jiang Moye Swords, Golden Snake Sword, Youlong Sword…”

Just as Lin Xuan was dazzled and hesitating about which sword to exchange for!

“Help ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah —”

From the jungle ahead, a man suddenly rushed out, his face full of terror, screaming non-stop, and covered in blood.

Seeing Lin Xuan looking at him in astonishment, his eyes immediately lit up, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

“Sorry, brother, don’t blame me! I just want to live!”

Before Lin Xuan could react, the man crashed into him with a ferocious expression. After Lin Xuan stumbled and fell, he immediately fled into the distance without looking back.

His panicked appearance was as if a flood of beasts was fiercely chasing him.

And pushing Lin Xuan down was to make him a scapegoat, delaying the pursuers.

Whoosh whoosh whoosh —

Just as the man thought he had a chance to escape and a hint of luck appeared at the corner of his mouth… From deep within the jungle, a fiery red ancient sword shot out, piercing through his body in the blink of an eye with lightning speed.

“Damn… damn it…”

“I… I’m not reconciled…”

“Why… why didn’t you… kill that… that person first…”

The man lowered his head in a daze, staring at the half-blade piercing through his chest, his face pale with despair, blood constantly overflowing from his mouth.

He staggered, struggled forward a few more steps, then suddenly felt the world spin, his body falling heavily to the ground, taking his last breath with a face full of unwillingness.

Bang —

Not far away, Lin Xuan stood up again, indifferently glancing at the corpse.

The blood on the ground did not make his expression change in the slightest.

But the man’s appearance made his desire to accept the Drunken Sword Immortal’s inheritance even more urgent.

At this moment, he increasingly felt that an ordinary person’s body was too weak and fragile.

Just now, he hadn’t even reacted before being violently knocked to the ground by the man, and fortunately, the other party was just an ordinary person.

If the other party were a powerful martial artist and harbored killing intent towards him… Lin Xuan might have been killed before he even had time to activate the Tie Tie Mirroring skill.

Having stayed in the Demon Capital for a long time, accompanying Su Qingge by her bedside, the prolonged comfortable life made him completely forget the cruel and ruthless nature of the martial artist world.

The two “attacks” today made Lin Xuan fully realize one crucial thing… that no matter how good the Tie Tie skill was, it still couldn’t compare to the sense of security brought by one’s own powerful cultivation!

Thump thump thump —

Just then, a steady, unhurried footsteps sounded on the secluded path.

Lin Xuan turned his head, only to see a figure with blood-red eyes and a terrifying murderous aura slowly approaching.

Looking closely, it was Jiang Yangping, who had escaped from Bu Jiang Town.

“You! Are! Here!”

Seeing that his tracks had been discovered, Jiang Yangping grinned, revealing his eerie white teeth, and sneered with murderous intent in his eyes.

He had expected Lin Xuan to be like the dozen or so “prey” before, scared witless, fleeing in panic without looking back.

Then, he would mockingly chase after the other party, and in their terrified and despairing gaze, drain them dry.

But who would have thought… after seeing him, Lin Xuan not only showed no fear, but his expression changed, and he angrily rolled up his sleeves, striding towards him while pointing at his nose and cursing loudly!

“Old geezer, you dare to appear before me again?!!! (•́へ•́╬)”

“If it weren’t for you, how could my wife have gone missing? Quickly give me back my wife!”

“Give me back my wife ahhh!!! w(゚Д゚)w”

(・◇・) What???

Faced with Lin Xuan’s outrageous and rebellious move, Jiang Yangping was instantly dumbfounded Σ(☉▽⊙"a, his mind filled with question marks????????

Is this kid scared crazy?!

Or… he didn’t escape from the town, so he doesn’t know who I am?

Jiang Yangping frowned, seemingly only able to come up with this somewhat reasonable explanation, but at the same time, new doubts arose.

If this kid doesn’t know who I am?

Why would he, for no reason, ask me for his wife?

Looking at Lin Xuan’s aggressive, self-righteous figure demanding his wife… for some reason, Jiang Yangping was reminded of… a “familiar face” he had recently parted with.

This instantly infuriated Jiang Yangping, his fists clenched, veins bulging on his forehead like hideous earthworms.

Damn it!

If it weren’t for that inexplicable bastard, how could he be so disheveled today, reduced to such a miserable state… Thinking of Su Fan, Jiang Yangping instantly became like an erupting volcano, no longer able to suppress the surging rage in his heart.

His teeth ground together with a “clack,” as if to chew Su Fan’s name to pieces.

At this moment, only hot blood could slightly quell the burning anger in his heart.

“Kid, you remind me of a disgusting bastard!”

“Truly unforgivable, deserving of ten thousand deaths!!!”

“On the road to the Yellow Springs, may you have a good journey. Go to hell!!!”

…”

Jiang Yangping’s eyes were blood-red, as if they could drip blood, his face filled with murderous intent.

He stomped his foot violently, the ground instantly cracked, and he appeared before Lin Xuan like a ghost in the blink of an eye.

Just as he was about to raise his hand to twist the other party’s neck with thunderous force… Lin Xuan’s expression was solemn, without a hint of fear, he looked up and let out a long roar, shouting loudly:

“Secret Art: One Hundred Percent Bare-Handed Ear Slap!!!”

“Tie Tie Slap —!!!”

…”

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