305: Lin Xuan eats big melon, Tang Guoan's secret [Happy New Year's Day]

Waaah~~~ My Qingge is so cool~~~

So this is what it feels like to be protected? I feel so safe! I'm touched and teary-eyed (Ĭ ^ Ĭ)~~~

→_→ It's not in vain that I've diligently upheld male virtues for my wife~~~

Marrying into the Su Family to bring good fortune to Qingge was truly the right choice~~

This live-in son-in-law has decided! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ From now on, I will strive to carry on the family line for Qingge and help the Su Family flourish!

Hmmph! ╭(╯^╰)╮ It seems my Twelve Zodiac plan can be put on the agenda sooner.

But why was Aunt so angry today?

Did she get her period? And forgot to drink more hot water?

Or has she reached menopause? After all, she's also an old woman in her 40s...

…While being touched by the girl's domineering protection… Lin Xuan remembered his newly acquired [Stick-Stick Melon Field] skill and immediately prepared to use it on Xu Shuyun.

After all, for these supporting characters in novels, he only had a general idea of the information, not specifics.

Now, only by 'eating' Aunt's 'melon' and obtaining the information he needed from it could he prescribe the right remedy… On the other side.

(＃￣～￣＃) Xu Shuyun, who had overheard her Nephew's thoughts, was extremely depressed, her eye twitching incessantly.

Because she couldn't expose the fact that she had superpowers, she could only vent furiously in her mind.

You hateful little brat… As expected, people's hearts are hidden, you can know a person's face but not their heart!

On the surface, he looks honest and respectful of his elders, but deep down he's so devious, saying I'm on my period, then that I'm in menopause, and even daring to mock me as an old woman in her 40s?!

w(ﾟДﾟ)w Can't you consider an elder's feelings!!!

Even if, under normal circumstances, no one can hear your thoughts… haven't you heard that a gentleman is cautious when alone, does not deceive in secret, cultivates himself humbly, and does not deceive his own heart?!

Oh my! (ｷ｀ﾟДﾟ´)!!!

Xu Shuyun was angry, but she also knew she was in the wrong.

Especially Su Qingge's words, which struck her like a hammer, made her realize that she had indeed been reckless… The sudden recognition of kin today had made her too impatient and she had lost her composure.

Not only did she fail to consider her family's feelings, but she also indiscriminately harbored suspicion and hostility towards her Nephew, who had helped her daughter.

Thinking of this, Xu Shuyun, who had completely calmed down, felt somewhat ashamed. After a moment of silence, she sincerely apologized to Lin Xuan:

“I’m sorry! I was just… a little emotional.”

“It’s fine, Aunt! You don’t need to worry about it! I don’t mind at all! Because I completely understand your concern about Xiao Ling getting hurt.”

Lin Xuan smiled and waved his hand, looking magnanimous, which made Xu Shuyun's brow relax. While feeling touched, she also felt an increased sense of guilt.

Perhaps… I really thought too much, judging a gentleman by my own petty standards… After all, Xiao Xuan is so magnanimous, so understanding… Just then, a few more thoughts suddenly entered Xu Shuyun’s ears.

【My Aunt truly has no sincerity at all!】

【She's only apologizing with her mouth, and her face is full of reluctance?!】

【Doesn't she know that if apologies worked, what would we need the police for? | _・)】

【At the very least, she should give me a billion or two, and then beg for my forgiveness with tears streaming down her face…】

Xu Shuyun: “(＃￣～￣＃)...”

Alright, I was touched for nothing~~~

w(ﾟДﾟ)w I take back what I just said!!!

This little brat really doesn't treat money like money… Does he even know what a billion or two means? Not even the richest person in the country would be that extravagant!!!

And just giving money isn't enough; he actually requires it to be accompanied by tears streaming down the face… Xu Shuyun's forehead was covered in black lines ￣□￣｜｜.

With too many things to complain about, she was at a loss for how to react.

Chu Ling, sensing the awkward atmosphere, quickly spoke up and took all the blame herself, fearing the conflict would escalate.

“This… Mom, please don’t misunderstand… my Cousin and them. My reason for refusing is the same as Sister Su’s.”

“I’m actually also worried that the other relatives in the family won’t accept me, so let’s give each other some time to adjust.”

“...”

Seeing her daughter say so herself, Xu Shuyun had no choice but to temporarily put aside the idea of taking Chu Ling home, and prepared to get up and leave.

She needed to go home first and inform her husband and children about Chu Ling before making further plans… And at this moment!

Lin Xuan had already activated the [Stick-Stick Melon Field] skill and began to 'eat' Xu Shuyun's 'melon'… 【Hmm?! What’s going on? Why have Aunt and Uncle been in a cold war recently?】

【Holy crap! So that’s how it is… The wisdom of the ancestors truly cannot be underestimated!】

【As the saying goes: a woman at thirty is like a wolf, at forty like a tiger.】

【My Aunt is currently right in that 'like a tiger' stage…】

【Naturally, in certain aspects, her needs are quite high~~~】

【Tsk tsk tsk… This 'melon' is so juicy! Aunt is still so charming~~~】

【Isn't my Uncle… Huh? No way? Uncle actually resisted the temptation of beauty and remained steadfast?】

【Every night, he deliberately avoids Aunt? And even drags his feet about coming home from work?】

【What’s going on? Did Uncle cheat?】

【My Uncle, who is so honest? No way, no way???】

…Chu Ling: “???????”

Don't mess with me?!

I'm just about to reunite with my parents, and you tell me my father, whom I've never met, is a cheating scumbag?

If this big 'melon' is discovered by my mother, and my parents divorce… wouldn't I, who just returned to the embrace of my family, potentially become part of a single-parent family???

ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3, Is my fate destined to only embrace misfortune?

…Xu Shuyun's delicate body trembled: “???????”

No, how does this kid know so much?

Besides Old Tang, even Xiao Chuan and the others don't know some of these things?!

But Lin Xuan even knows what intimate clothing I wear every night? Has the house been bugged with a pinhole camera?!

It's so embarrassing!!!

Good thing no one else can hear his thoughts, otherwise wouldn't I be socially dead on the spot?! w(ﾟДﾟ)w!

No, the point is… Old Tang cheated?!!

Fine, fine!

No wonder I've been feeling like Old Tang has been off recently, occasionally working overtime until late at night before coming home. So he was deliberately avoiding me!!!

And he dared to lie to me, saying he was too tired from work and had no energy for romantic relations.

Turns out… he was drained by some little vixen outside?!

And I thought Old Tang was honest and different from other men… Hmph, you're dead when I get back!!!

Just as Xu Shuyun was fuming, her eyes spitting fire… 【Alright! It turns out I thought too much! Uncle didn't cheat at all!】

【I knew it! Uncle has a good character, how could he do something so morally corrupt as cheating? He still loves Aunt very much!】

【The reason why he wouldn't do the things a couple in love does with Aunt at night is actually…】

【Kidney deficiency!!!】

【Tsk tsk tsk, Uncle usually doesn't pay attention to exercise, stays up late and sits for long periods, and he's getting older…】

【All these reasons combined… led to his health deteriorating, and now he truly has the will but not the strength!】

【But Uncle is a very proud person, how could he bring himself to confess such a thing?】

【So, faced with Aunt's “enthusiasm,” he could only try every possible way to stall, secretly tormented and his hair almost turning white from worry!】

…Xu Shuyun: “???!!!!!!!!!”

The truth is actually like this?! Old Tang didn't cheat, or rather… he doesn't even have the ability to do bad things anymore!!!

But they're an old married couple, he could just tell me, I wouldn't be… Alright! I still care quite a bit… But at least I could immediately arrange a doctor for him!

Recalling Tang Guoan's strange behavior during this period, Xu Shuyun gradually believed the content of her Nephew's thoughts… 【My Uncle is awesome! A prime example of someone with poor skills but a big addiction! Although his body is failing due to kidney deficiency…】

【He still often secretly hides in his study to watch small movies when everyone else is asleep?】

【Because he's careful enough, Aunt has truly been kept in the dark all this time…】

【Huh? Holy crap! Uncle's computer actually has over 20 GB of cached and downloaded small movies? All kinds of genres, everything you could imagine?!】

【I never would have guessed! Uncle is truly a role model for our generation! I should find an opportunity to discuss it with him! Copy a few to take home, and enjoy them with Qingge late at night, hehehehe…】

【But with Uncle's thick skin, he'd definitely deny it to death! Forget it! I'll do it myself, self-sufficiency is best, I'll just find an opportunity to secretly copy them myself!】

【Anyway, I know Uncle's computer's boot password, it's… XXXXXXXXXX!】

…Chu Ling: “(✿ ◡ ‿ ◡)...”

No, o(*////▽////*)q I'm still a child?!

Are those things my Cousin is talking about really suitable for me to hear?

Good thing, ahem… I actually don’t understand, I don’t understand at all! (o´ω`o)و!

On the hospital bed, Chu Ling’s originally pale face suddenly flushed a faint red.

She felt her ears were dirty, and she knew too much, thankfully no one else could hear the thoughts besides her… so it wasn't too awkward~~~

It's just that she never expected her father, whom she'd never met, to be like this in private… This big 'melon'… is somehow a bit exciting!!!

Beside the hospital bed, Xu Shuyun was already dumbfounded.

She never expected her husband, Old Tang, to have hidden so much, even secretly getting up to watch small movies late at night while she was asleep.

And his computer even stored over 20 GB of disgusting stuff, how long had he been watching?!

No wonder when she occasionally touched the computer in the study before, Old Tang would quickly follow her in, looking nervous.

He even set a password for the computer that only he knew, claiming the content inside was a state secret… At this moment, Xu Shuyun put on a 'subway old man' face, utterly speechless about her husband.

But what made her think most deeply was… Lin Xuan's thoughts.

The other party seemed to know too much, as if he could foresee the future.

Some of those things, besides the people involved, simply couldn't be known by outsiders… Guessing based on the tropes of some movies Xu Shuyun had invested in and filmed… Did her Nephew actually possess some power to foresee the future? A reborn person? Found a magical phone?

With various doubts and conjectures, Xu Shuyun said goodbye and left, giving Lin Xuan a deep look as she departed.

【It's over, it's over! Aunt is looking at me with that lustful gaze again, she can't really be thinking of an older woman preying on younger man, can she???】

【My sin, my sin! Uncle, I'm sorry, it's all my damned charm Ծ ‸ Ծ ~~~~】

Dong!!!

Xu Shuyun, who was about to walk out of the hospital room door, suddenly stumbled and almost fell, her forehead hitting the door frame.

“I’m fine, don’t come over!”

After sharply telling her approaching and concerned Nephew to stop, Xu Shuyun, clutching her forehead, disappeared from the hospital room door as if fleeing… In the hospital room.

Lin Xuan scratched his head inexplicably, but didn't think much of it, turning back to the two girls.

“Cousin! According to our relationship… I’ll be your Cousin from now on. Let me tell you a bit about Uncle’s family first!”

“Okay! Thank you, Cousin.” Chu Ling’s eyes lit up, and she nodded repeatedly.

She urgently wanted to know the specifics of the Tang Family, to understand what kind of people her father and siblings were?!

Why, after she went home with Xu Shuyun, did she end up in such a tragic situation… I’m writing today’s 4000 words now, let’s see if I can finish tonight… Happy New Year, everyone! (*^▽^*)

Oh, by the way, I originally wanted my wife to become a weight loss blogger, like Jia Ling.

But she lacks confidence, and it’s highly likely she’ll have to go to work in a factory. Actually, I don’t really want her to work in a factory, sigh…