74: Chapter 74 The New Administrative Secretary? She's Losing Powder Just Walking

Bureau of Anomalous Affairs, at the personnel recruitment site.

The air was filled with a faint, cloying fragrance, like datura blooming at midnight, bewitching the Soul.

The applicants waiting in line in the corridor for their interviews all focused their gazes in one direction simultaneously.

There sat a woman wearing a seemingly ordinary white shirt, but the top two buttons were undone, revealing a glimpse of breathtaking snowy-white skin.

Su Meimei.

This was her alias in this plane. Her true identity was an Advanced Corruptor dispatched by the Main God Space, the Queen of the Abyss Succubi.

Since that idiot, the Tyrant, who could only think with his muscles, had failed, the Main God determined that a frontal assault was ineffective and sent her instead.

The mission was simple: infiltrate, seduce, and dismantle the bureau chief named Gu Changan from within, obtain the core defense map, and finally, ruin his reputation.

"Next, Su Meimei."

The door to the interview room opened.

Su Meimei stood up, her long legs crossing, and her high heels tapped out a crisp rhythm on the floor. As she passed the men waiting in line, she could clearly hear the sound of them swallowing their saliva.

[Ding! Detected a surge in the secretion index of male hormones in the vicinity.]

[Charm Aura in effect, current favorability acquisition efficiency: 300%.]

[Top-tier Green Tea Strategy System prompt: Host, this group of Mortals has already fallen.]

A look of contempt curled the corners of Su Meimei's mouth. Human males, whether in this plane or in the Immortal Realm, were essentially inferior creatures dominated by their lower halves.

She pushed the door open and entered.

The interviewer was Section Chief Wang from the Personnel Department, a middle-aged man in his forties holding a thermos cup.

The moment he saw Su Meimei enter, Section Chief Wang's hand trembled, and the goji berry water in his thermos spilled all over the desk.

"Hello, I am here to apply for the administrative position." Su Meimei walked to the desk and leaned over slightly to hand over her resume. This angle had been precisely calculated by the System to reveal the most perfect abyss cleavage.

Section Chief Wang's eyes went blank, his face flushed like a ripe tomato, and his breathing became rapid: "Su... Young Miss Su, is it? Please sit, please sit!"

Su Meimei sat down, casually brushed her long hair behind her ear, and let her gaze linger: "I just graduated and don't have much experience. I wonder if I am qualified for this job~"

Her voice came with its own natural reverb, striking directly at the Soul.

Section Chief Wang felt a "buzz" in his brain, and all reason and recruitment standards were thrown to the nine heavens. He scrambled to stamp the red seal on the resume, smearing the ink pad onto his sleeve.

"Qualified! Absolutely qualified!" Section Chief Wang said excitedly, "The Director's office just happens to be missing an administrative secretary. Although the requirements are high, I think Young Miss Su... uh, your image and temperament are excellent; you were simply born for this position!"

"Director's secretary?" Su Meimei covered her mouth in feigned surprise, "Is it that Director Gu? I heard he is very serious; I am a little scared."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. From now on, you will be responsible for the Director's daily schedule and document organization." Section Chief Wang looked at her obsessively, "You can start tomorrow."

Walking out of the Bureau of Anomalies building, Su Meimei looked at the bright red offer letter in her hand and gave a disdainful snort.

Too simple.

This so-called national secret department's defense was as fragile as paper in the face of a succubus's talent. Gu Changan? Hmph, once I, this Queen, use a little trick, he will have no choice but to obediently kneel on the ground and lick my high heels.

The next morning.

Su Meimei got up especially early.

She spent half an hour choosing from the System's wardrobe and finally selected a professional suit that looked serious but actually hid many secrets.

The black hip-hugging skirt was specially tailored to tightly wrap around her waist and hip curves; the flesh-colored stockings were the "Absolute Domain" version redeemed from the System, which came with a visual adsorption effect; finally, she sprayed the expensive S-rank item — [Pheromone · Breath of Infatuation] on her wrists and behind her ears.

This thing, let alone a person, even an enraged bull would instantly turn into a docile lapdog if it smelled it.

She walked into the gates of the Bureau of Anomalies right on time.

Along the way, the male colleagues she passed stopped in their tracks; some bumped into glass doors, some scattered their files all over the floor, and even the retired police dog at the entrance wagged its tail at her.

[System prompt: Charm value remains in effect; all male creatures in the entire office building are going crazy for you.]

Su Meimei walked with a confident cat-walk toward the Director's office on the top floor.

She went to the break room to carefully grind a cup of Blue Mountain coffee, carried the tray, took a deep breath, and adjusted her expression to the most perfect "innocent yet seductive" look.

"Knock, knock."

"Enter." A cold male voice came from inside.

Su Meimei pushed the door open and entered.

Gu Changan was sitting behind a large desk, holding a red pen, reviewing thick files. The morning light shone on his firm profile; it had to be said that this man's appearance was indeed quite good.

Unfortunately, he was about to become a subject under this Queen's skirt.

Su Meimei closed the door behind her, swayed her waist as she walked to the desk, and instead of putting the coffee down directly, she walked around the corner of the desk to Gu Changan's side.

"Director~"

This call was full of sweetness, with a hook at the end of the tone.

She bent over, gently placed the coffee beside his hand, and with the movement, a rich, strange fragrance instantly enveloped Gu Changan.

"I am the new secretary, Su Meimei. This is coffee I ground for you; would you like to taste if it suits your taste?"

The red pen in Gu Changan's hand stopped.

Su Meimei was secretly delighted: She has taken the bait.

However, the next second.

Gu Changan did not turn his head to look at that flash of spring, but instead frowned tightly and raised his hand to cover his nose, as if he had smelled some biochemical poison gas.

"What is this smell?" Gu Changan's voice was cold and hard.

Su Meimei was stunned, then giggled: "This is a perfume I just bought. Does it smell good?"

"Smell good?" Gu Changan slapped the red pen onto the desk, turned his office chair, and looked at her expressionlessly, "This pungent odor contains a large amount of volatile ester substances, which seriously interferes with the air quality in the office. According to Article 5, Chapter 3 of the 'Administrative Office Environment Management Regulations,' the use of strong-smelling cosmetics is prohibited in office areas."

The smile on Su Meimei's face froze.

Before she could react, Gu Changan's eyes, which were devoid of any fluctuation, scanned her up and down.

Su Meimei subconsciously puffed out her chest; the succubus's instinct made her try to launch an offensive again.

[System warning: Charm Aura has encountered an unknown mental barrier! Effect immune!]

Gu Changan's gaze finally rested on the hem of her skirt.

He opened the drawer and actually took out a steel ruler that was not only precise in its markings but also had a calibration sticker on it.

"Snap."

The ruler tapped gently on the desktop.

"Furthermore, Secretary Su." Gu Changan's tone was like he was reading a death sentence, "Stand straight."

Su Meimei subconsciously put her legs together and stood straight.

Gu Changan gestured in the air with the ruler and said coldly: "According to the 'Dress Code for Civil Servants' and the 'Supplementary Provisions on Strengthening Work Style Construction' issued by the bureau, when female employees wear skirts, the hem of the skirt must not be higher than five centimeters above the knee."

He raised his head, his eyes as clear as a pool of stagnant water, showing no desire, only disgust for the violation.

"Your skirt is a full two centimeters too short."

Su Meimei: "???"

She was a succubus! She was the Queen of the Abyss! She wore this outfit to seduce him, not for him to measure it with a ruler!

"Deduct 20 performance points." Gu Changan put away the ruler, picked up the red pen again, and pointed to the door without looking up, "Now, go out immediately and change your clothes. If you don't have spare clothes, go to the Logistics Department and get a set of labor protection uniforms."

"Also."

Just as Su Meimei, stunned by this combination of blows and doubting her life, turned to leave, Gu Changan called her back again.

A glimmer of hope ignited in Su Meimei's heart: Could he be faking it?

Gu Changan pointed to the window: "Before you leave, open all the windows for ventilation. If the smell of this inferior perfume is not completely cleared, it will affect my efficiency in reviewing files. If I smell it again, you can go to the guard room and take turns with the old man at the gate."

Su Meimei's fingers, gripping the hem of her skirt, turned white from excessive force, and her carefully manicured nails almost snapped.

This man...

Not only did he have immunity to an S-rank item, but he also despised her as "inferior perfume"?

"Very well, Director." Su Meimei squeezed these words out through her teeth, turned around and walked away, her high heels thumping loudly on the floor.