1: Your husband didn't find out, did he?

“Female characters designed: Mother's friend, Aunt's daughter, cold campus belle, campus belle's best friend, etc., nearly two hundred beautiful women in total.”

“The author is an experienced driver, his skill needs no further explanation. All captains, prepare for takeoff~”

A corner of the residential area.

Inside the car.

“Meijing, the last time, your husband didn't find out, did he?”

Jiang Feng said unhurriedly.

In the passenger seat, Li Meijing was adjusting her clothes in the rearview mirror.

“He didn't find out, it doesn't matter, he's just like a weakling, even if he did find out, what could he do?”

She pouted, looking nonchalant.

“Alright then, don't let your husband touch you.”

Jiang Feng nodded.

“Don't worry, I've already moved into a separate room from him.”

“Hmm, why did you decide to do it downstairs at your place today, and in the car, playing so excitingly?”

As he spoke, Jiang Feng casually played with the black fishnet stockings.

“You scoundrel, don't you like it a lot? Since we're going for excitement, let's go all the way. Come to my place tomorrow, right on my wedding bed....”

Li Meijing took out her lipstick and reapplied the color that had been completely worn off.

Jiang Feng scanned the beautiful young woman in front of him.

Li Meijing was wearing a tight-fitting stepmother-style hip-hugging short skirt, her graceful curves outlined perfectly. Her mature charm was incredibly alluring, exuding endless allure with every smile and frown.

Oh, and she didn't like to wear innerwear.

Even in the eyes of Jiang Feng, who had seen countless women, Li Meijing was among the top hundred in his womanizing career, and she also possessed a rare 'famous artifact'.

However, Li Meijing, this woman, not only had a husband with a stable income but also had a child.

Yet, she was still unsatisfied, going out to play wildly every day after sending her child to school.

Jiang Feng had only launched a simple offensive and had already taken her down.

In his eyes, Li Meijing was just a toy that offered novelty.

“Tsk, women.”

Jiang Feng shook his head almost imperceptibly.

He recalled past events.

Liu Ruyan, his first love, who had caused his mother to jump from a building.

And Zhang Jinyu, his blind date, who had falsely accused him of rape.

Damn it, if I were reborn, I'd play you all to death!

“Fengfeng, I knew you loved me the most. If only I had met you sooner, marrying the wrong person ruined my whole life!”

Li Meijing's voice was very pleasant, soft and gentle.

Jiang Feng remembered the last time they were together, Li Meijing's husband called to check up on her, interrupting them.

The usually gentle Li Meijing instantly turned into a tigress, cursing loudly into the phone.

At the same time, their 'interaction' didn't stop.

“It's my fault, it's my fault for not finding you sooner.”

Jiang Feng suppressed a smile, feigning a look of deep affection.

“Fengfeng, when I divorce my weakling husband and give him the child... will you marry me?”

Li Meijing looked at Jiang Feng with seductive eyes.

Compared to her husband, Jiang Feng was like heaven and earth.

In Li Meijing's eyes, Jiang Feng was gentle, considerate, handsome, and wealthy—her true love.

“Of course.”

I'll marry your ass!

Jiang Feng cursed inwardly, but his words showed no hesitation.

Actually, he was a good person. He poached others' wives, slept with them until he was bored, and then discarded them. Before discarding them, he would even break up their marriages.

He was known as the 'Pure Love Quality Inspector'.

Every time before discarding them, Jiang Feng would say to the 'bad women': You don't want the one who loves you, you just have to find someone who plays you.

“Fengfeng, you're so good.”

Li Meijing was incredibly touched, resting Jiang Feng's head on her chest and gently stroking it.

Jiang Feng took a deep breath, and after an epic 'lungful', he mumbled:

“Alright, that's enough for today. I need to go wash the car.”

Hearing this, Li Meijing pouted, clearly reluctant, but her husband was also coming home soon, so she could only give up.

“Darling~ My husband is on a business trip tomorrow, will you come to my place? I'll set up the wedding bed....”

Jiang Feng nodded:

“No problem, if a beauty has an appointment, even if it rains knives tomorrow, I'll still come.”

Only then did Li Meijing reveal a satisfied smile. She lightly kissed Jiang Feng's face and said:

“Muah~ Shall I go home now?”

“Okay.”

Li Meijing got out of the car. After only a few steps, her face suddenly turned pale.

She instinctively ducked back into the car:

“Oh no, my husband is home, and it looks like he saw me. What do I do now?”

“Huh?”

“Ah????”

Jiang Feng's eyes widened.

“Ah? Didn't you say he wasn't off work yet?”

“Who knows about him? Usually, he doesn't come home until eight, and it's only a little past six now! Seriously, he didn't even notify me in advance!”

She was furious inside. This useless man, not only was he useless, but he always ruined her good times!

Jiang Feng didn't panic.

Regardless, he was a seasoned veteran.

“Which one is your husband?”

Li Meijing pointed forward: “There, that one, carrying the vegetable basket.”

Jiang Feng followed her gaze and saw an old man in a gray vest walking leisurely with his hands behind his back.

“?”

“Ah? That old man in the gray vest?”

Li Meijing anxiously slapped Jiang Feng's arm:

“No! It's the one behind him, in the black work shorts!”

Jiang Feng once again looked into the distance. A muscular man about 1.9 meters tall was striding towards them.

Jiang Feng: “???”

“Didn't you say your husband was a weakling?”

“Oh, he is a weakling! Don't let his tall and strong appearance fool you, he's just a weakling who's all show and no substance! He used to be a sports student, and now he's a boxing coach. He even won a city-level fighting championship. I thought he was strong, but after we got married, I found out he only lasts three seconds! He's miles behind you!!!”

Li Meijing looked utterly convinced. If he wasn't good in that aspect, wasn't he a weakling?

Jiang Feng: “.......”

“You're talking about *that* kind of weakling!”

Jiang Feng was speechless, rapidly thinking of a countermeasure in his mind.

But it was too late. Li Meijing's husband had already arrived at the car.

“Wife, why aren't you home yet?!”

Hearing this, Li Meijing remained calm, got out of the car directly, and retorted loudly:

“Why are you being so fierce? Haven't I just gotten home?”

Meijing's husband immediately put on a fawning smile:

“Wife, I just missed you.....”

As he spoke, he looked at Jiang Feng, a hint of fierceness in his eyes.

Jiang Feng was about to speak:

“Brother, I.......”

Unexpectedly, Meijing's husband showed no suspicion whatsoever:

“Sir, thank you for driving my wife home. You've worked hard. How much is the fare? I'll scan it for you.”

“Huh?”

Jiang Feng looked down at the steering wheel. It had the Seal Script style character 'Qin' on it, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

He earned several million a year, and the reason he drove a BYD was to prevent situations like today.

This was reputation!

I don't need to speak; my car will speak for me.

“No need, your wife has already paid.”

In the distance, Li Meijing licked her bright red lips, made a phone-call gesture to Jiang Feng, and a charming smile appeared on her pretty face.

You're so seductive....

Watching the two walk away, Jiang Feng began to look forward to tomorrow's wedding bed play.

“If one day I fall in love with your wife, and if your wife also falls in love with me, brother, please don't cry out loud.....”

Jiang Feng sang passionately as he started the car.

As the car reached the residential area's entrance, a deafening horn blared.

Jiang Feng's heart constricted. He turned to look at the source of the sound—a speeding Dayun truck.

It's over.

Is this retribution?

Before he could react, the car was hit and rolled repeatedly on the ground.

“If there's an afterlife, I still want to be a Caothief, a scumbag....”

.......

In the dim room.

Jiang Feng suddenly opened his eyes, gasping for air.

This... didn't I die?

Is this hell?

Why does the surrounding decor look exactly like the room at my aunt's place where I stayed?

Where are my glasses? I'm clearly 500 degrees nearsighted and 150 degrees astigmatic, so why is my vision so clear?

I've been reborn?

Suddenly, a mechanical voice sounded in Jiang Feng's mind.

“Ding! The Simp Counterattack System is activating.”

“Huh?”

“????”

No, buddy, is this right?

Young Woman Killer · Wife Whipper · Mr. Jiang: Me? A simp?

“P.S.: Frequent visitor to the dark room, it is recommended that all captains add this to their bookshelves to avoid getting lost (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡”