130: Wild boar roaring
Inside the villa, Xiao Dingdong had tidied everything up, leaving the tables and chairs spotless. Lin Xianhuo wasn't home; she had a battle today too, but she should be back soon.
Xiao Dingdong watched Xiao Fan's live stream, but she was a bit confused. How did the giant turn into a little mud person?
The most important thing was…
Every step she took, the floor would get covered in a sticky yellow mud!
I just cleaned it!
I'm so angry!!!
Xiao Wu noticed the trouble she had caused, and like a child who had done something wrong, she squatted helplessly in the corner, head down and motionless.
At this moment, Xiao Fan threw Zhuge Tianming onto the sofa and said indifferently, "Ding Dong, can you heal him?"
"Simple!" Xiao Dingdong said with a confident smile.
The deep green light of Ten Thousand Things Birth bloomed from her hands, and she gently touched Zhuge Tianming's forehead. The power surged into his body, repairing his internal organs.
Then Xiao Dingdong touched him a few more times, and five streams of Life Qi-filled power entered Zhuge Tianming's body. His tightly furrowed, pain-filled brows and eyes gradually relaxed.
"He should wake up tomorrow," Xiao Dingdong nodded lightly.
Suddenly, she turned to look at the little mud person in the corner, frowning, and said, "I don't know why, but I always want to inject my power into her body."
"Seeing her makes me very uncomfortable, like I have an obsessive-compulsive disorder. I always feel like she's missing something, and if I don't supplement it, I even find it hard to breathe."
Hearing this, the little mud person immediately looked surprised and nodded excitedly, pointing to herself, her meaning very clear: she wanted Xiao Dingdong to inject the power of Ten Thousand Things Birth into her body.
Xiao Fan, who was sitting nearby, watched this scene with a puzzled expression, thinking… Could Xiao Dingdong really turn this little mud person into a human?
When Zhuge Tianming wakes up and finds his Five Element Seeds gone and that he's become a human, will he go crazy?
Never mind them!
The light of Ten Thousand Things Birth shone throughout the large villa as Xiao Dingdong continuously poured power into the little mud person's body.
Xiao Fan sat nearby, picking up his phone. Lin Xianhuo's message came in, saying she was done and asking why she hadn't seen Xiao Fan.
Xiao Fan was startled. Oh no, he had promised Immortal Fire he would pick her up.
He quickly explained about Zhuge Tianming.
Immortal Fire didn't say anything more and came back by herself.
Then, he went downstairs to wait at the entrance. Leaning against the cold iron gate outside the villa, he checked his phone again, glancing at the fan club.
Good heavens, the number of fans had soared directly from ten million to fifty million, and it was still skyrocketing. Posts praising Xiao Fan came one after another, as lively as a company annual meeting.
"The first person in history."
"Strongest Saint-Grade!"
"Three consecutive mythical victories, Xiao Fan is actually the ultimate myth!"
Hearing these words, he couldn't help but smile, filled with joy, and even started to feel a bit inflated.
Time flew by as he scrolled through his phone, and soon, the roar of a sports car reached his ears.
It was Lin Xianhuo arriving home.
Her perfect long legs emerged from the car, her white dress fluttering in the wind, her face full of a happy smile. Finally, she walked gracefully with her slender figure, her Heavenly Immortal-like face no longer showing its former immaturity. Instead, it was filled with the strong aura of a wife, adding three parts of charm and allure, forming a strong contrast with her pure dress, stimulating Xiao Fan's heart.
His wife was getting better and better, from truly pure at first, to truly wild later, and now, both pure and alluring, switching at will!
Simply perfect!
Xiao Fan immediately put his arm around her slender waist and turned to walk into the villa.
Upstairs, he opened the door.
"Ah!"
Three screams rang out.
Lin Xianhuo and Xiao Fan were both stunned.
Because the scene before them was a bit absurd.
On the sofa, a person was sound asleep, snoring exactly like a wild boar.
His hand was restless, occasionally scratching his crotch, and after scratching, he'd show a look of enjoyment. He even suddenly propped his foot on the back of the sofa, drool dripping from the corner of his mouth.
The main thing was, next to him, there was a barely clothed older sister, holding her body tightly, careful not to expose any private areas, her eyes a bit dazed.
Xiao Dingdong was lying unconscious on the side sofa, her fair, tender face full of exhaustion and weariness.
"What's going on here?" Lin Xianhuo mumbled blankly.
Xiao Fan, adhering to the principle of 'see no evil,' covered his eyes and asked in surprise, "You're not that Elemental Spirit Giant, are you?"
"I… I am. After Xiao Dingdong finished injecting Life Qi into me, I really turned into a human. It seems to have been a great burden on her; she fainted."
Her language was very rough, and her pronunciation wasn't very accurate.
The entire room fell silent, because everything was simply too unbelievable.
The Elemental Spirit Giant turned into a human?
And a beautiful older sister?
Then Zhuge Tianming's Element Seeds are really gone?
Everything happened so chaotically. Finally, Lin Xianhuo took a deep breath, calmed herself, and said, "Alright, I'll go get you some clothes first."
Xiao Wu's figure was quite curvaceous, only slightly inferior to Shao Yan's, so Immortal Fire searched for a long time before finding something that barely fit for now, planning to order more online later.
Xiao Fan, however, frowned, concerned about only one thing.
"So now, Zhuge Tianming's Element Seeds are gone?"
His combat power cut in half? Will he go mad when he wakes up?
Xiao Wu, however, shook her head. She suddenly bent down and hugged Zhuge Tianming tightly, then transformed into a five-colored light and merged into his body. A strong elemental aura filled the body of the 'sleeping boar.'
Seeing this, Xiao Fan breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good that it can still work like this.
Suddenly, a head emerged from Zhuge Tianming's abdomen, startling Xiao Fan.
Conjoined twin?
Then, the head rose further, and Xiao Wu stepped out of Zhuge Tianming's body. However, the unconscious boar instinctively grabbed her wrist, muttering, "Xiao Wu, don't leave… *hic*…"
Xiao Wu, meanwhile, looked at the man who created her with a face full of love, intimately leaning by his side.
Xiao Fan looked at this scene and said in a deep voice, "Alright, you two choose a room to rest. We'll talk about the Eight Gates Formation after Zhuge Tianming wakes up."
After Xiao Wu left, Xiao Fan got up and walked to a wooden cabinet, taking out several small jars. They all contained green capsules, condensed wood elements.
Then, he carefully fed them to the sleeping Xiao Dingdong. Finally, embracing Lin Xianhuo, he let out a long breath and relaxed.
"Oh my… this whole situation is truly absurd."
"But why is it a woman? The Five Elements shouldn't have a gender, right?"
Lin Xianhuo frowned and shook her head, "I don't know."
…
Zhuge Tianming had a very, very long and beautiful dream.
He dreamed that Xiao Wu transformed into the kind of older sister he liked most: a great figure, understanding, deeply in love with him, with eyes only for him, willing to give everything for him—the kind who could be a sister, a younger sister, a wife, a mother…
And every day he would be inseparable from her, doing all the wonderful things in the world.
He was supremely happy, as if he had reached the blissful heaven.
Heaven?
Zhuge Tianming suddenly jolted awake, sitting up with a terrified expression, thinking, "Am I dead?"
Did I overexert my fate and just die suddenly?
He turned his head and saw the older sister from his dream looking at him with affectionate eyes, her smile clear and lovely.
Zhuge Tianming blinked blankly.
?
Am I really dead?
Did I go to heaven?
Whatever, if I'm dead, I'm dead. If there's such a perfect older sister in heaven, it's much more interesting than living in the human world!
He suddenly revealed a perverted, lewd smile and said, "Anyway, I'm already dead."
"Then… I'm sorry, older sister."
"Let me have some fun!"
"Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!"
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