250: Yue Lao Xiao Fan

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Fan stood in the alley, took a deep breath, and broke into a sincere smile.

Then, he walked back into the old tavern.

Only half an hour had passed, and almost everyone at Aya's table, including Meng Tianzong, was already dazed and disoriented, with only Aya sitting with her legs crossed, like a female bandit, spewing out a torrent of mocking words like a machine gun.

"You brats are really terrible, even worse than Lin Wugui."

"Only half an hour, and you're already so useless?"

"Sigh, if you can't drink anymore, then I won't be paying for tonight's drinks; you'll have to pay yourselves."

As soon as the word 'money' was mentioned, everyone present instantly sobered up.

"We can, we still can!"

Aya had said that if anyone could outdrink her, she would treat everyone, but now it seemed Meng Tianzong and the others wouldn't be able to do it.

Suddenly, Xiao Fan sat down next to Aya, his face beaming.

Aya was holding a large beer mug, chugging it down while looking at Xiao Fan with a puzzled expression.

"Sister Aya~" Xiao Fan's voice even carried a hint of coquetry.

This greatly puzzled Aya. After finishing her drink, she scrutinized Xiao Fan from head to toe and said indifferently, "Although I'm well aware that when someone like you adopts this posture, it's definitely for no good reason."

"But..."

Aya grinned and said, "A child who speaks nicely is still very likable."

"Tell me, what is it?"

"Let me guess, you've already talked to Xiao Shao and the others about the immaculate spiritual crystal."

"So you want to have a child with me?"

"If not, then you want to introduce someone to have a child with me?"

"Your classmate? Who?"

Xiao Fan's smile gradually stiffened. A Martial God truly lives up to her name; one hundred thirty years of life were not lived in vain. Her wildness was merely external; her mind was still very meticulous...

"Yes, what do you think of Kong Fangxiang? Dual talent, his Bloodline is definitely fierce!"

Aya scoffed, "Tsk, he's wishy-washy, effeminate, always frowning. No good."

"Do you think I care about Bloodline?"

"I'm just thinking that when I take my child out in the future, and tell people his father's name, they'll say, 'Oh, that fierce man.'"

Xiao Fan's face stiffened, and he said, "Then... Ye Kuang?"

"That white-haired idiot?" Aya's face was filled with exasperation: "How dare you introduce someone who can't even control his own power?"

"Moreover, I heard from Guan Yue and the others that he seems to have problems down there, which is absolutely unacceptable."

Xiao Fan quickly cleared his throat, covering up his guilty conscience.

He thought, who else can I sell?

Tianlei? He has a wife.

Zhuge Tianming and his brother-in-law are out of the question.

How did these people find partners so quickly?

Aha!

I got it!

"What do you think of Wukong?" Xiao Fan chuckled.

Aya's face stiffened and she said, "Are you... going to be so deranged?"

"You're even pushing a monkey?"

"Just try it, if love lasts long, why care if it's human or monkey?"

Aya shook her head without hesitation, saying, "No, I still... can't quite accept a monkey."

Xiao Fan sighed, it seemed there were no other options.

At this moment, Aya raised an eyebrow and said, "Why didn't you mention Wang Qingtian?"

"Because he's weak," Xiao Fan replied without thinking.

Aya frowned and said, "To me, who among you isn't weak?"

Xiao Fan's expression froze; it seemed there was no way to refute her.

But it seemed pretty good too!

Xiao Fan quickly said, "You fancy Wang Qingtian?"

"Him... I don't know about him, but at least he's an Overlord, how interesting is that?" Aya's smile gradually became perverse as she finished speaking.

Xiao Fan immediately switched into sales mode.

"Right! Sister Aya, your taste is truly excellent. Although Qingtian is a bit weak, he's still very principled, and he's also the youngest person to Awaken in history, so..."

"Wait, isn't he only at the pre-Awakening stage? How did he Awaken already?" Aya looked suspicious.

"It's almost the same!" Xiao Fan's face was full of innocence.

"Don't give me that," Aya snorted coldly. "Then, will you arrange my... date with Wang Qingtian?"

"No problem," Xiao Fan grinned.

Suddenly, Aya changed the subject and said, "But speaking of which, if I'm with Wang Qingtian, why should I give you the immaculate spiritual crystal?"

"Because I introduced you," Xiao Fan said with a righteous expression.

Aya rolled her eyes and said, "You're so shameless. Wang Qingtian will be in this city; can't I just go find him myself?"

"Then..." Xiao Fan pondered for a moment.

Suddenly, he felt as if he was possessed by Bai Zhuangzhuang from the Tianlei City auction house back then.

He suddenly straightened his collar, and finding that his clothes had no collar, he still pretended to be calm.

Then he slowly leaned back in his chair, like a powerful expert with the world in his palm, and said indifferently, "I have money."

The tone, the posture, perfectly executed!

"Aha! I was waiting for you to say that!" Aya chuckled, like a triumphant little girl.

Xiao Fan's face stiffened, and in a trance, he seemed to smell the scent of a lion's open mouth.

Damn it!

Sure enough, being low-key is still good. Why did I have to show off like that?

The money for the first quarter hasn't even arrived yet, and I'm already acting like a rich young master?

So stupid.

Forget it, I was also thinking that it's a family heirloom passed down for six hundred years, and it's the most unique and purest immaculate spiritual crystal on this planet, so spending a bit more money is fine.

At this moment, Aya spoke again, "Actually, I don't necessarily need anything too expensive. If Wang Qingtian and I truly get together, I only have two demands."

"First, I want you to buy all Myth-Grade Martial Arts for body tempering for Wang Qingtian, and provide all the ultimate Source Fluid he needs for Cultivation. This is a drop in the ocean compared to your built-in Martial Arts earnings."

"Second, I want a new family heirloom. You go get it for me. There's only one requirement: uniqueness. Something one-of-a-kind on this planet."

After a moment of silence, Xiao Fan said, "Does a unique blessing exclusively from me, Xiao Fan, count?"

"Get lost."

Aya was merciless, kicking Xiao Fan directly out of the tavern and into a distant high wall. The people inside the wall came out, furious and cursing, asking if he was sick in the middle of the night and if they weren't allowed to sleep.

Xiao Fan quickly pulled himself out of the wall and ran back to the tavern. Aya certainly hadn't used much force; for him now, it was completely painless and just normal playful roughhousing.

After returning to the tavern, Xiao Fan started drinking too, but he didn't expect the liquor, which looked like beer, to have such a shockingly high alcohol content. One sip nearly choked him to death, leaving his throat burning.

After two glasses, his cheeks were flushed and he was already feeling muddled.

He couldn't help but ask, "Sister Aya, you've lived longer..."

"Bang!"

Aya delivered a simple, powerful blow, smashing Xiao Fan directly into the ground.

But the tavern, after several rounds of drinks, was already a mess. The large wine racks had fallen, but fortunately, Aya had anticipated this, so the wine containers were all made of pure gold stainless steel, impossible to break without deliberate damage.

Anyway, everyone was a Cultivator; the next day, they could just find a water or earth element user to wave their hands and clean it up, restoring it to its original state.

Xiao Fan drunkenly drilled out of the ground, but he came out the wrong way, using his Earth Evasion technique.

The atmosphere in the tavern was too relaxed, even he forgot to guard against danger.

Because on the city wall, there was a group of people who couldn't enjoy the fun, patrolling for them.

Finally, Xiao Fan drilled back, plopped onto a stool, rubbed his head, and said, "Sister Aya, after the Disorderly War, was the Great General stimulated in some way?"

Xiao Fan was curious about what the Great General had told him earlier about his Dao Heart scattering.

But Aya remained silent. She wasn't someone who couldn't keep a secret.

Then Meng Tianzong crawled up. As expected of Meng Dazui, he was already unconscious, but his mouth was still alive.

"After that great battle, the Great General's grandfather, father, mother, wife, daughter, and eldest son all died resisting the Alien Race King, leaving only him and a three-year-old youngest son alive."

"Many people said his Dao Heart collapsed, and his will scattered."

"But later, the Great General used his will to slap everyone in the face."

"I knew the Great General couldn't possibly be unable to withstand such a blow!"

Aya immediately stomped hard on Meng Tianzong's face, roaring, "Can't all this wine shut your mouth!?"