58: Chapter 0: About the Protagonist's Name

(This chapter is not the main text, just a choice regarding the protagonist's name.)

Brothers, the protagonist's name still needs to be changed, but it seems quite a few people didn't see the previous author's note.

So I'm publishing a single chapter to ask everyone's thoughts.

Lin Bei's name means "dad" in other places, and many people reacted that seeing this name ruins the viewing experience.

So it needs to be changed.

Here are a few options now: Diana (similar to Kiana, it also means the goddess of moonlight)

Xiwen (Silwen, a serene and pure white existence)

Kailin (Kelyn, a gentle and soft life)

Or just Kaiwen.

Let's see everyone's opinions, or you can share if you have better names.

However, the name Lin Bei probably really cannot be used anymore, so let's revote and see everyone's opinions in the comment section on which name is better.

Next, I will say some strange words just to pad the word count, please don't mind.

Before the first ray of morning sunlight could shine into the living room, Diana was woken up by a dull sound of metal clanging.

Pushing open the bedroom door, the scene before her directly caused her brainstem to crash on the spot.

Kiana was sitting cross-legged on the floor, tightly hugging a rice cooker in her arms, and solemnly pouring Sprite into it.

"Diana, don't come over!" Kiana shouted, "Bronya said that as long as you fill the rice cooker with Sprite and dish soap, you can hatch a Project Bunny with anti-matter capabilities!"

A cold snort came from the ceiling.

Diana looked up and saw Bronya clinging to the side of the chandelier against gravity like a large gecko, holding a steaming bowl of snail rice noodles in her hands.

"Project Bunny's database shows," Bronya took a slurping bite of the noodles expressionless, "eating snail rice noodles in a zero-gravity state can effectively prevent Schicksal Headquarters' cloud radar from stealing Sister Diana's power bank."

"That makes a lot of sense!" Raiden Mei poked her head out from the kitchen.

Today she was wearing an apron woven from stainless steel scrubbers, holding a frying pan in her hand and engaging in a deep philosophical dialogue with a bitter melon.

That bitter melon actually emitted a burst of authentic American English: "Oh, dear Mei, please don't smear salad dressing on my face, my leather shoes are not ready to attend tonight's ballet!"

Diana rubbed her temples, feeling that she might have contracted acute schizophrenia from being drenched in last night's rain.

Just as she was preparing to retreat back to the bedroom to sleep through it again, the coffee table drawer suddenly exploded with a bang.

The petite Headmaster Theresa bounced out of the drawer like a spring, waving two scallions in her hands: "Hahahaha! I have finally successfully traveled back from the twenty-first century! Actually, my true identity is an advanced microwave disguised as a loli! Today, all the slippers in the entire academy must be charged by me personally!"

As soon as the words fell, the upright monitor Monitor Fu Hua flashed into the entryway from nowhere.

She pushed up her black-rimmed glasses, pulled out a ticket and severely stuck it on the left foot's slipper: "According to Article 42 of the Schicksal Universal Safety Regulations, this slipper is sentenced to go to the back mountain to engage in three rounds of freestyle wrestling with squirrels because its left foot crossed the coffee table first and it failed to wear a safety helmet!"

Diana stood in the middle of the living room and took a deep breath.

After experiencing a deep reflection lasting as long as three seconds, she decisively gave up resistance, pulling a half-peeled banana peel from her pocket: "What are you waiting for? The sun has been eaten by a stainless steel basin! Quick, join me in using banana peels to conquer this universe and play space table tennis!"

For a moment, the entire living room was filled with the roar of the rice cooker, the ballet music of the bitter melon, and the roars of the slippers and squirrels, filled with a cheerful atmosphere.