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253: Chapter 253 Left Foot Stepping on Right Foot? An Infinite Squid Perpetual Motion Machine!

Above the ruins, the roar of chainsaws echoed through the skies.

The assembly-line-like "squid processing workshop" had already been running for a full three hours.

At this moment, the Abyss Lord Kraken's massive body was trembling violently.

Pain!

An excruciating pain that penetrated deep into its bones!

But what was even more terrifying than the pain was the frantic draining of its life force.

Every time a tentacle was forcibly severed, its body would instinctively consume its abyssal origin to regenerate.

Cut and grow, grow and cut.

Gradually, Kraken's originally translucent flesh began to turn somewhat pale and dull.

The newly sprouted tentacle buds were also like withered eggplants, growing slower and slower.

“Whew... Whew...”

Kraken's sole remaining eye was half-open and half-closed, its breath weak and fading.

Yet, in the depths of its eye, a glimmer of relief-like madness flashed.

“You can't cut anymore, can you... This king's origin is about to be completely exhausted...”

“As long as I die... as long as I die, I can return to the Abyss...”

“Damned humans, your buffet ends here!”

These humans far exceeded its imagination; their greed was endless!

It would rather die than suffer the ultimate humiliation of being harvested like a "meat pig".

Just when Kraken fully believed the torture was about to end...

By the stove on the front line...

Old Ma, who was frantically waving his iron spatula, suddenly stopped.

He frowned, quickly rushed to Kraken's severed limb, and reached out to pinch the small, newly sprouted bud.

“Stop, stop, stop! Brothers, fucking stop, all of you!”

Old Ma's sudden shout exploded in the guild channel.

Thousands of Red Wolf lackeys, holding chainsaws with bloodshot eyes, stopped in unison.

“What's wrong, Master Ma?”

“The meat quality is wrong!” Old Ma slapped his thigh with a face full of heartache. “It's lost its elasticity! It's getting tough!”

“This big squid has lost too much blood, and its life force can't keep up! Even its regeneration time is getting longer!”

“If we keep cutting like this, we're going to drain it dry and work it to death!”

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone was shocked.

“Holy shit! No! My spatial backpack is only half full!”

“If it dies, we won't have anything to eat! This is an SSS-grade ingredient!”

“Master Ma, what should we do? Quick, think of something!”

Old Ma stroked his chin, a sharp gleam flashing in his eyes. “It has no energy to grow meat. What does that mean? It means it's hungry!”

“We have to feed it something! Nourish its body and keep it breathing!”

The Red Wolf lackeys looked at each other. “But... what does an Abyss Lord eat? Doesn't it eat humans?”

“Besides compressed biscuits, we don't have any high-tier monster meat to nourish it with here!”

“Who says we don't?”

Old Ma slapped his thigh, turned around, and picked up a basin of freshly cooked, sizzling, and oily "Secret Stir-Fried Squid Tentacles".

The domineering, spicy, and savory aroma instantly made everyone around salivate wildly.

Carrying an iron basin larger than a washbasin, Old Ma strode over to Kraken's massive mouth.

“Big guy, come on, open up!”

Kraken weakly opened its eye, looking at the tiny human before it.

An extreme sense of humiliation welled up in its heart.

“Lowly bug... you want to feed this king?”

“Even if this king starves to death, dies out there, or jumps down from here, I will never eat a single bite of food handed out in charity by you humans!”

It tightly shut its mouth.

But...

The aroma of that basin of stir-fried squid tentacles was simply too domineering.

Old Ma's specially made fire essential oil, mixed with the high-dimensional fatty aroma of the SSS-grade ingredient itself, turned into the most fatal temptation, frantically drilling into Kraken's nostrils.

“Grumble...”

The stomach of the dignified Abyss Lord let out a thunderous rumble.

It smelled too good!

Its body's survival instinct and extreme hunger instantly shattered its laughable dignity.

Kraken involuntarily opened its massive mouth.

“That's more like it!”

Old Ma chuckled, directly pouring the entire basin of stir-fried squid tentacles, broth and all, into Kraken's mouth.

Boom!

The moment it entered its mouth...

Numbing! Spicy! Fresh! Savory!

An ultimate burst of juices exploded in Kraken's mouth!

“Mmh!!!”

Kraken's giant sole eye suddenly widened, its pupils shaking.

This... what kind of peerless delicacy was this?!

Chewy and smooth! Overflowing with a charred aroma!

It had lived for tens of thousands of years and devoured countless abyssal sea beasts, but it had never eaten anything so wonderful!

Two lines of hot tears rolled down from the corners of Kraken's eye.

“It's too delicious...”

It wept while chewing frantically.

However, as it chewed, Kraken suddenly felt that something was off.

This familiar chewy texture...

This high-dimensional fat filled with its own source power...

Holy shit?!

Isn't this fucking this king's own tentacles?!!

Kraken, the entire squid, was dumbfounded.

An extremely absurd and deeply aggrieved emotion rushed straight to its head.

I'm eating myself?!

And... this king actually fucking thinks it's so delicious?!

“Woohoohoo...”

The Abyss Lord wept in humiliation, yet it couldn't control its jaws, swallowing that mouthful of stir-fried squid tentacles.

So delicious!

[Ding! Target has consumed an SSS-grade ingredient, obtaining a massive amount of life origin!]

The moment the squid meat entered its stomach...

A miracle happened!

Kraken's originally listless aura suddenly surged!

At the pale, withered severed limbs, with a sharp "sizzle", fresh buds frantically sprouted at a speed ten times faster than before!

In just ten seconds...

Dozens of thick, white, tender, active, and elastic brand-new giant squid legs sprouted out just like that!

They were even thicker than before they were cut off!

The thousands of Red Wolf Players present stared so hard their eyes almost popped out.

“Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!!!”

The Red Wolf members' voices cracked with excitement as they pointed at Kraken and roared.

“This fucking works?!”

“Eating its own meat to replenish its own stamina, and then growing more of its own meat?!”

Someone in the crowd yelled with a trembling voice:

“Stepping on your own feet to fly into the sky?!”

“Brothers! We've glitched the system! We've discovered an infinite perpetual motion machine!!!”

Boom!

The entire Red Wolf camp erupted completely!

“Master Ma is awesome!!!”

“Quick, quick, quick! Group one, keep cutting! Group two, in charge of stir-frying! Group three, in charge of feeding it!”

“We've formed a closed loop, brothers! We must stuff the guild warehouse until it bursts today!”

Listening to the devilish cheers echoing in its ears...

Watching those humans raise their chainsaws again, even specially assigning a group of people to start "stir-frying meat and feeding" it...

Kraken only felt its vision go black.

Perpetual motion machine?

Can you guys fucking act like humans!!!

“Pfft—”

The great Abyss Lord Kraken spat out a mouthful of black blood and, amidst the ultimate deliciousness and ultimate humiliation, happily fainted once again.

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