269: Chapter 269 Seven In and Seven Out
[Mythic Aura: Plunder!]
Lu Yuan couldn't wait to open the skill panel.
[Skill Description: When friendly units deal damage to enemies, they will forcibly plunder a portion of attributes and supplies.]
[Plunder intensity depends on attack strength.]
[Aura range: Infinite!]
Lu Yuan stared at the panel for three seconds.
Then, he scratched his head in disdain and pouted.
"Just this? A mythic aura is just this?!"
"Isn't this just pure garbage?!"
Lu Yuan was speechless, unable to help but vent in the cockpit.
Was the skill strong?
—Strong!
But, plundering supplies?
Are you kidding me!
"My thirty thousand Red Wolf Army are basically [humanoid locusts] right now!"
"Wherever they go, forget about materials."
"They can even unscrew the bolts on the gates, take the coffin lids of the sector leaders, and even strip away the toilet seats!"
Lu Yuan held his forehead helplessly.
"Who understands this! The supplies in the guild warehouse are stacked high enough to circle the Earth three times!"
"With three hundred thousand people eating freely, they wouldn't finish it in fifty years!"
"Do we still need to rely on skills to rob people?"
"Rob—pfft, resource redistribution, we are professionals at this!"
At this moment, Lu Yuan's mind was filled only with "repairing his kidneys."
He didn't bother to carefully ponder how heaven-defying the extra [Plunder Attribute Ability] actually was.
He lowered his head miserably, rubbing his aching lower back.
He couldn't just pop S-grade potions to survive every time he had a "SOLO" session with Xia Li, right?
Where would he put the face of the number one tough guy in the Wasteland?
"It's all up to you now!"
Lu Yuan gritted his teeth and opened the second mythic chest!
"Boom!"
A blinding red light shot into the sky again!
[Ding! Congratulations to player Red Wolf, you have obtained a Mythic-grade special component!]
[Absolute Sanctuary!]
[Component Description: Can designate a building, camp, or vehicle for permanent binding.]
[After binding, this unit will upgrade to [Absolute Sanctuary].]
[Effect 1: [Absolute Sanctuary] defense is greatly increased!]
[Effect 2: When the host is within the sanctuary range, they gain the [Absolute Invincible] status, and all attributes receive a massive boost!]
[All negative statuses (including fatigue and weakness) are instantly cleared!]
[Note: Cannot be changed, transferred, or lifted after binding!]
[If the sanctuary is destroyed, this mythic ability disappears permanently.]
Lu Yuan looked at the panel, his breath stopping suddenly.
Then, ecstasy!
Screw the back pain!
This was the true perpetual motion machine of the Wasteland!
"Bind! Immediately bind it to the red wolf heavy tank for me!"
[Ding! Binding...]
[Binding successful!]
[Current Absolute Sanctuary: red wolf heavy tank!]
"Buzz—"
A strange red stream of light flashed.
On the back of Lu Yuan's right hand, a blood-Red Wolf head tattoo slowly emerged.
In an instant, he felt a deep, blood-linked bond with the steel beast beside him.
"Boom!"
A surging, violent life energy instantly fed back from the tank into Lu Yuan's body!
The dark circles under his eyes disappeared!
His trembling legs were filled with power!
His aching kidneys felt like they'd been fitted with a v-100 turbine aggregation engine, with the RPM pushed to the max!
"So good!!!"
Lu Yuan roared at the sky, feeling an inexhaustible amount of strength in his entire body!
Just then.
Xia Li, who had finished commanding the army to break camp on the front lines, walked back with her long, beautiful legs.
Her stunning face still carried a hint of majesty, but the mature charm in her flowing eyes could not be hidden.
"The army is assembled, we can..."
Before Xia Li could finish her sentence.
Lu Yuan's eyes glowed green, like a wolf that hadn't eaten in three days, and he pounced on her!
He scooped Xia Li up by the waist!
"Hey! What are you doing?!" Xia Li exclaimed.
Lu Yuan didn't answer, holding her as he kicked off the ground.
"Bang!"
He leapt onto the tank like a cannonball and kicked open the top hatch!
Xia Li blushed, her delicate fists pounding on Lu Yuan's chest.
"Stop it! Hundreds of thousands of people are watching! It's time to set off!"
"Set off my ass!"
Lu Yuan's mouth curled into a domineering and evil grin: "No rush!"
"Today, I must engage in eight hundred more rounds of battle with you, you seductress!"
Xia Li's beautiful eyes rolled, glancing at his waist with a smile that wasn't quite a smile, carrying three parts provocation and seven parts seduction.
"Hmph... Captain Lu, are you still capable?"
"You seductress! Taste my staff!!!"
"Ah—!!!"
"Clang!"
The hatch closed heavily.
...
Outside the war machine.
After a brief silence.
"Creak... Creak..."
The hundred-ton Red Wolf Tank started shaking violently again at a wild frequency!
In the corner.
Little Rabbit Girl Duoduo held half a carrot, blinking her ruby-like eyes in a daze.
"Oh! Mia, look quickly!"
"Xia Li is fighting with Brother Lu Yuan again!"
...
In the distance.
Master Ma was biting on a cigarette, squatting on the ruins, watching the activity from the tank, nodding with satisfaction.
"Looks like my [Kidney Treasure] capsule has some serious potency!"
Beside him, Wang Jian wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and leaned in with a sycophantic expression.
"Brother Ma! Master Ma!"
Wang Jian rubbed his hands, eyes shining: "What kind of heavy-duty stuff did you feed the boss just now?"
"This effect is too ferocious!"
"Make a portion for me too, will you?"
Wang Jian patted his chest in guarantee: "I'll pay!"
"I'll give you five... no! Ten guild points!"
Master Ma glanced at him sideways and kicked him away in annoyance.
"Get lost!"
"Ten points? Are you dreaming?!"
"What I made for the boss was ten-ingredient turtle soup, plus stir-fried kidneys with mutant tiger whip!"
"With your measly points, even if we chopped out your kidneys and sold them, you couldn't afford a single spoonful of the soup!"
...
Meanwhile.
Above the sky of the World Center.
The God of Mischief—Loki, was coldly looking down at Sector 777.
He watched the iron war machine shaking violently below.
A disdainful sneer slowly curled at the corner of his mouth.
"Heh."
"And I thought he was some remarkable savior."
"Just a low-level monkey controlled by lust and his own sperm."
Loki toyed with a blood-colored die in his hand, his eyes full of mockery.
"Those two Indian trash, Indra and Shiva, actually died at the hands of such a human!"
"It really brings shame to the gods."
"However..."
Loki's fingers tightened suddenly, crushing the die into powder.
His voice was filled with sinister playfulness and calculation.
"Indulge yourself, ant."
"Enjoy your final moments of pleasure."
"I hope that in the upcoming [Exclusive Game]..."
"You can struggle a bit longer and find some amusement for this god."
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