330: Chapter 330 The bald man got his head smashed into a pig's head?!

Inside the Dragon Country.

Inside a certain cave dwelling.

Billowing with smoke.

Several Dragon Country generals wearing old military uniforms and exuding extremely strong auras were gathered around a huge operational map.

General Chen, General He, General Peng, and so on.

Everyone's expression carried a trace of strangeness.

On the map.

The small black flags representing the Japanese defense lines had been completely pulled up!

In less than ten short days!

The Island Nation's proud million-strong Kwantung Army was completely wiped out!

The little Japanese devils were completely driven away!

"I say, Lao He..."

General Chen took a puff of his dry tobacco and exhaled thick smoke.

"Tell me, when did you guys hide such a trump card?"

"Three hundred thousand red vest troops!"

"Impervious to swords and spears, invincible in battle!"

"I even thought heavenly soldiers and generals had descended to the mortal world!"

"Now, stop keeping us brothers in suspense, right?!"

General He was stunned.

The large tobacco pipe in his hand almost dropped to the ground.

"Old Chen, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"If I, Lao He, had these three hundred thousand living yama, I would have fucking beaten my way to Tokyo long ago; would I still be squatting in this cave dwelling?"

General He touched his stubble, looking innocent: "I always thought this was a surprise force trained by Old Peng!"

"Preparing to give us a huge surprise!"

"Hmm?!"

General Peng suddenly raised his head, his eyes widened like copper bells.

"Bullshit!"

"If I, your father, had this kind of fairy troop, would I still need to calculate those few artillery shells every day?!"

"Isn't this Old Chen's troop?!"

The three of them stared at each other in blank dismay.

Inside the cave dwelling, a dead silence suddenly fell.

It's not Old Chen's.

It's not Lao He's.

Neither is it Old Peng's.

Then whose the fuck is it?!

"Clatter."

The cigarette in General Chen's hand dropped onto the map.

He drew a cold breath.

His expression instantly became extremely solemn.

"Everyone..."

"Excluding our own people..."

"Could these three hundred thousand people be..."

General Chen lowered his voice:

"The Baldy's people?!"

"Hiss——!!!"

As soon as these words came out.

The temperature inside the entire cave dwelling seemed to drop to freezing point in an instant!

Everyone felt a chill at the soles of their feet!

Their scalps went numb!

"The Baldy's people?!"

If the Baldy held such an impervious and decisive three-hundred-thousand-strong army in his hands...

Then what the hell is there to fight for in the upcoming battles?!

A single fart from them could flatten this cave dwelling!

"Make the worst preparations! Prepare for battle!"

General Peng slammed the table fiercely, cold sweat pouring from his forehead.

"Immediately telegram all military regions!"

"The entire army is on Class 1 combat readiness! Guard against a surprise attack by that old fellow, the Baldy!"

At this tense and sword-drawing moment.

"Report————!!!"

Outside the cave dwelling.

A young communications soldier clutched an urgent telegram in his hand.

Rushing in like a gust of wind.

"Report, Commander!"

"L-L-Latest telegram! Extremely urgent military intelligence!"

The little soldier ran out of breath.

His face was flushed, and his lips were trembling.

"B-Baldy..."

"The Baldy, he..."

"H-He..."

The little soldier couldn't catch his breath and rolled his eyes in anxiety.

"Ouch!"

General Peng had a fiery temper, and seeing the little soldier looking like he was about to die, he grew extremely anxious.

He strode forward.

Raising his foot, he kicked the little soldier lightly on the buttocks.

"You kid, speak slowly!"

"Don't gasp for breath when speaking!"

General Peng put his hands on his hips and scolded loudly.

"What are you panicking about?!"

"If the sky falls, us old bones will hold it up!"

"The little Japanese devils have been beaten away, no matter how we fight next, it's still our own Dragon Country people's family affair!"

"Even if the Baldy has heavenly soldiers and generals, your father is not afraid of him!"

"Speak! What happened to the Baldy?!"

Having been kicked, the young soldier finally caught his breath.

He took two deep breaths of air.

Staring with wide eyes, his face full of disbelief.

"N-No, General!"

"The Baldy..."

The little soldier swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his voice trembling.

"The Baldy was tracked down by that group of red vests!"

"That group of living yama, they pushed the Baldy..."

"Pinned to the floor of the presidential palace and forcibly beaten into a pighead!!!"

"Even two of his front teeth were knocked flying!!!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Silence.

Inside the cave dwelling.

General Chen was dumbfounded.

General He was dumbfounded.

General Peng was also dumbfounded.

The three Dragon Country military gods who had been through hundreds of battles and remained expressionless even if Mount Tai collapsed before them.

At this moment.

Their chins simultaneously smashed onto the tops of their shoes.

Their eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets.

Three shocked old faces huddled together, issuing a questioning voice from the depths of their souls:

"Ha? What did you say???????"

However.

Before these three old generals could pick up their chins.

The young communications soldier swallowed another mouthful of saliva.

With a face full of wanting to cry without tears.

"C-Commander..."

"Actually, there's a second half to the telegram..."

"There's more?!"

General Peng suddenly turned his head, his bull-like eyes staring round.

"Can't you fucking finish your sentence in one breath!"

"The Baldy has already been beaten into a pighead, what else could be more outrageous?!"

"Could that group of living yama have demolished the Baldy's presidential palace?!"

"N-Not demolishing the presidential palace..."

The little soldier wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, his voice shaking like a sieve.

"It's top-secret intelligence just sent back by our undercover agents in the Island Nation!"

"That group of red vest troops..."

"They landed in the Island Nation... and then, they razed the Island Nation!"

"After leveling the homeland of the Island Nation..."

"Because the Emperor fled to Da Piaoliang Country..."

"They, they directly crossed the ocean to pursue and kill him!!!"

Silence.

The air grew quiet again...

The little soldier closed his eyes and threw out the final blockbuster bomb:

"Calculating the time..."

"This group of living yama should now have..."

"Landed in the mainland of Beautiful Country!!!"

"Clatter."

The large tobacco pipe General He had just picked up smashed onto his shoe surface once again.

Sparks flew onto his shoes, but he was completely unaware of it.

General Chen drew a cold breath.

His jaw opened so wide it almost dislocated...

"Pursued and killed all the way to Beautiful Country?!"

"Crossing the Pacific Ocean?!"

"Since when... did our Dragon Country have such an awesome ocean-going fleet?!"

"What fleet my ass!"

General Peng snatched the telegram away and looked at the words on it with trembling hands.

He suddenly raised his head, his eye sockets contracting violently.

He cursed profanely: "Damn it!"

"The intelligence says this bunch of lunatics paddled across by stepping on broken door panels!!!"

"..."

"..."

The three Dragon Country military gods were completely numb.

Crossing the sea!

Pursuing and killing the Emperor!

Taking on the world's number one superpower head-on!

And they fucking went by paddling broken door panels?!

The characters are all Chinese characters, so why do they become incomprehensible when combined together?!

They stood stunned for a full half-minute.

"Clap!"

General Peng slapped his thigh fiercely and let out a hearty laugh towards the sky.

His tiger-like eyes were slightly red!

"Forget it! Anyway—good!"

"What a bunch of unreasonable living yama!"

"Exhilarating! So fucking exhilarating!!!"

General Peng put his hands on his hips, his heroic spirit soaring to the sky:

"If these good lads can really pluck off that Island Nation Emperor's head..."

"Regardless... of whose troop they are!"

"Your father will give them all first-class merit awards!!!"