263: Chapter 263 Arrangements!
Looking at this comment, countless netizens staring at their screens were stunned for a moment. Then, in internet cafes, dormitories, and offices across the country, deafening roars of laughter erupted.
"Pfft—"
"Holy crap, hahaha! This guy is a ruthless one!"
Netizens used their most practical actions to express their high respect for this brave warrior who dared to face a bleak life.
The value of the thumbs-up icon jumped frantically at a terrifying speed of tens of thousands per second.
One hundred thousand, one million, five million...
In just a few minutes, this comment soared like a rocket to the throne of the top trending comment with an unstoppable momentum.
The replies below were uniformly filled with worship and revelry.
"Brother, you're awesome! I respect you as a real man!"
"A role model for our generation! My friend said he was so moved he was about to cry, and he told me to give you a like!"
"God Lin, look at him! The kid is so pitiful; his name is even 'Pure Love War God.' Just how much grievance must he have suffered!"
Everyone was using a tacit understanding to push this comment to the very top.
While the internet in Xia Country was filled with a joyful atmosphere, the vibe on The Other Side of the Ocean was completely different.
Those foreign netizens who had been lurking on Xia Country's networks, struggling to digest Lin Yuan's updates with real-time translation plugins, were now staring fixedly at the iconic silhouette of the Captain on the screen.
Countless netizens on The Other Side of the Ocean felt their brains go "buzz" as their blood pressure skyrocketed.
They had completely broken down!
"F*ck! F*ck! This Lin Yuan is a through-and-through thief! A robber! A shameless scoundrel!"
A blonde, blue-eyed young man sat before his computer, smashing his keyboard with a thunderous noise, roaring at the screen with bloodshot eyes.
"Last time he stole Tony's Iron Suit, and now he's eyeing the Captain's Super Serum? Can he only steal inspiration from us on The Other Side of the Ocean?! These are our superheroes!"
"Protest! This is a blatant violation of our cultural intellectual property rights! Why should our heroes become the stepping stones for Xia Country people to show off their technology?!"
Angry curses flooded in, every word filled with unwilling hostility.
However.
This overwhelming wave of cursing lasted for less than five minutes.
Because as they cursed, the cursers themselves gradually fell silent.
A sense of frustration and powerlessness that penetrated to the bone extinguished all their anger like ice water.
They sadly discovered—
What was the use of cursing?
No matter how much they jumped or shouted, they couldn't change one fact.
That man could truly build these things.
This extreme sense of humiliation caused the netizens on The Other Side of the Ocean to completely collapse.
They turned their guns around, pouring their full rage onto their own high-level officials and research institutions.
"A bunch of useless trash! Others are literally shitting on our heads, and what else do you do besides drink coffee in your offices?!"
"Are the hundreds of billions in research funds every year being fed to dogs?! Why are there only piles of incomprehensible scrap paper in our labs?!"
"Cowards! Incompetent fools! This country is doomed!"
After venting their anger, some foreign netizens who were tired of cursing found their attention unconsciously drawn to the strange comments in the Xia Country comment section.
Looking at the text converted by translation software, they were initially bewildered.
"I have a friend... hair loss?"
"I have a friend... 1.48 meters tall and wants to grow taller?"
"I have a friend... eliminate abdominal fat?"
"Pure Love War God... wants it?"
At first, these foreign netizens were baffled by this traditional, subtle Xia Country meme of "asking for a friend."
But by piecing together the logic between the lines, they keenly captured the true meaning behind these requests.
The Xia Country people were making wishes to that man named Lin Yuan for medical and physiological enhancement technology!
Upon understanding these requests, the blonde youth who had just been smashing his keyboard and calling Lin Yuan a thief suddenly stopped his movements.
He subconsciously raised his hand and touched his receding, bald hairline, which was worsening due to staying up late all year round.
Then he looked down and pinched the thick layer of fat on his belly, accumulated from frequently eating fast food.
His Adam's apple bobbed violently.
An expectation that he himself was unwilling to admit sprouted uncontrollably from the deepest part of his heart, growing wildly like weeds.
If... if that man could really solve these problems?
"If it's real... secretly buying a bottle of Xia Country medicine shouldn't be considered betraying my country, right?"
The blonde youth mumbled softly.
...
Meanwhile.
Inside an independent dormitory at Xishan Base.
Lin Yuan looked at the "Pure Love War God" comment that had been pushed to the top with over ten million likes, and then at the countless comments below following the meme, which were actually filled with the most simple wishes of ordinary people.
A smile flickered in Lin Yuan's eyes.
His finger hovered over the screen as he opened the reply box for that comment.
A light tap of his fingertip.
Two words, crisp and direct, appeared on the screen.
"Arranged!"
When those two words appeared at the top of the reply section, carrying Lin Yuan's iconic official Gold V verification...
The entire Xia Country internet, and even the overseas networks lurking in the shadows, fell into an unprecedented frenzy!
"Arranged?! God Lin said it's arranged?!"
"Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! Am I seeing this right?! God Lin personally replied to that comment?!"
Countless netizens who were refreshing the comment section jumped out of their beds the next second after seeing those two characters backed by the official Gold V.
The domestic celebration continued to heat up.
As for Lin Yuan, after replying, he gently placed his phone face down on the sofa armrest and leaned back against the sofa.
Deep in his mind, on the translucent system panel that only he could see, the progress bar representing "confidence" was skyrocketing at a dizzying speed.
Seeing this, Lin Yuan's consciousness shifted, and the system's mechanical voice arrived as expected.
[lie-to-truth system has been activated]
[Locking current lie... Lock successful!]
[Lie content: Research and development of Super Soldier Serum and specialized drug preparation technology for various difficult human diseases.]
[Lie level determination: Level 3 (Involves future biological science technology, but does not involve physical matter transformation)]
[Current confidence: 0%]
As soon as the lie was locked, the confidence value began to jump rapidly, hitting 40.1% in an instant.
But it wasn't over yet!
Soon, the next line of prompts followed closely behind.
[Detected higher-level related lie: Achieving breakthrough results in the field of Life Sciences (Level 4)]
[Higher-level lie current confidence: 21.7%]
[System initiating confidence conversion...]
[Conversion complete...]
Lin Yuan stared at the final line of data on the panel, and the smile in his eyes fully blossomed.
[Current confidence: 100%!]
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