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333: Chapter 333 Harvesting!

On overseas social networks, the sounds of wailing merged into one.

Those overseas netizens filled with an extreme longing for extraordinary power, including even the top brass of major financial conglomerates and top analysts from intelligence agencies...

...collectively fell into deep despair and breakdown when faced with Lin Yuan's archaic, classical-style document.

Translation software?

At this moment, it became the biggest joke on the entire Blue Planet!

On major overseas forums, countless requests for help and complaints refreshed crazily, the entire screen filled with the frantic roars of foreigners.

"God, can someone tell me what the hell it means to 'sink air into a red field'?"

"That's a translation error. I used the most advanced translation program, and it shows 'let gas enter the organ named Energy Center.' But I've scoured through human anatomy charts, and there is no organ called an Energy Center at all!"

"And what about these 'Ren and Du meridians'? The translation says they are 'two blood vessels named Ren and Du.' Where on earth are they located?!"

"That's not all. What about the waxing and waning of Yin and Yang? The trinity of Essence, Qi, and Spirit? Pre-natal and post-natal? Heart and breath in harmony? What are these things?!"

"Fuck! How the hell am I supposed to understand these terms? I look at them individually, and I recognize every word, but when put together, my brain just crashes!"

The entire overseas internet was filled with emotions of extreme frustration.

Of course, there was no shortage of smart people among them, including top linguists and Sinologists proficient in the Xia language.

But it was useless!

The philosophy of life and the human cosmic view involved in Cultivation techniques could not be understood through literal translation at all.

It was the unique heritage accumulated over thousands of years of Xia civilization, a mental imprint flowing in the blood!

Without the cultural immersion from childhood and an understanding of Taoist thought, looking at these techniques was equivalent to looking at a pile of garbled code—even more torturous than looking at garbled code!

Some people were so desperate they tried to crazily search for Xia netizens online for help, even directly employing the simple and crude 'money power.'

"High bounty! Seeking a Xia friend to help translate and guide the practice of the techniques! Ten thousand dollars per hour! I will not go back on my word; funds are in escrow, I can pay first!"

"Please, brothers from Xia, open a cross-border livestream and explain it! I'm willing to spend all my life savings on gifts, just tell me how to 'sink Qi into the Energy Center'!"

However, these posts, which would normally make people green with envy and heart-pounding, were like stones sinking into the sea, without even a single punctuation mark in response.

Because at this moment, the entire population of Xia netizens had collectively 'gone offline.'

No one had the time to pay attention to these overseas requests for help.

Make money?

Screw making money!

What was in front of them right now was the first step toward the evolution of life!

Anyone who wasted time teaching foreigners was truly brain-dead!

Time ticked by second by second.

A few hours later, the Xia internet finally welcomed a new wave of traffic like a volcanic eruption.

As the saying goes, wearing fine clothes without returning to one's hometown is like wearing them in the dark.

For this group of Xia netizens with the 'Cultivation dream' carved into their bones, having results from their closed-door practice—even if only extremely minor results—

If they didn't post on Moments or a forum to show off,

it was ten thousand times more painful than killing them!

At 11:30 PM, dense posts of feedback sprang up like mushrooms after rain on all major comprehensive forums, social platforms, and short video websites!

"Holy crap, brothers, Qi sensation! I swear I'm not lying, I really cultivated a Qi sensation!"

"Me too! At first, I sat cross-legged, and my legs went numb. Then I stopped thinking about anything, and after about an hour, a warm current suddenly circled around my belly button!"

"Yes, yes, yes! It felt like I had a small heater in my lower abdomen, all the pores on my body opened up, and it felt so good I almost cried out!"

"My stomach was rumbling just now, and then I let out a huge fart! I guess this is the 'cleansing the marrow and cutting the hair' mentioned in the technique, expelling impurities from the body!"

"To the guy above, that's just gas from eating too many sweet potatoes for dinner, right?"

"But to be fair, when I took a deep breath just now, I clearly felt the airflow didn't stop in my chest cavity, but really 'sank' down! This is definitely not a psychological effect; the technique is real! Cultivation is real!"

"Xia people don't lie to Xia people! God Lin truly does not deceive me!"

Countless genuine pieces of feedback, carrying the most simple excitement of ordinary people, intertwined crazily on the internet, forming an unstoppable torrent.

As more and more people confirmed that the techniques were effective, the fanatical urge to show off across the entire internet reached a peak and then, naturally and uncontrollably, converged in a unified direction.

A logical chain that made everyone terrified to think about, yet boiling with excitement, was formed.

Since the technique is real!

Then Lin Yuan, who created this technique, personally admitted at the press conference that all four major systems had achieved 'stage-based results,' and even nonchalantly said he had 'personally verified it'...

What realm must he himself have reached now?!

Once this question was raised, all the netizens on the Xia internet felt their scalps tingling to the extreme.

"Hiss—it's terrifying to think about, brothers! God Lin dared to make this technique that points directly to the source of life public as an introductory chapter, so how terrifying must his own Cultivation be?"

"No kidding! Since God Lin is the pioneer of human evolution, he must be unfathomable now! Maybe he can already ride the wind with Qi!"

"No wonder God Lin was so calm at the press conference; no wonder he didn't even think much of the physique of top athletes!"

Fanaticism!

Conviction!

Extreme worship and unconditional imagination!

The emotions of 1.4 billion Xia people crossed the distance of physical space, turning into invisible, immensely vast energy of belief.

Everyone was using their wildest imagination to elevate the 'stage-based results' that Lin Yuan had casually mentioned.

...

Meanwhile.

Inside Lin Yuan's independent dormitory.

Lin Yuan sat quietly on the sofa, holding a cup of warm water, his gaze not focused on any object in reality.

His consciousness was immersed deep within his mind.

Looking at the semi-transparent system panel that only he could see, a profound and composed smile slowly appeared in the depths of Lin Yuan's eyes.

Everything was under his control.

The filtering of cultural barriers, combined with the emotional fission brought about by the citizens' spontaneous imagination—this combination of moves, once unleashed, had an absurdly high efficiency in harvesting belief.

The scene cut to the system panel.

Accompanied by the belief and conviction surging in from the outside world like a tsunami, the progress bar representing confidence had already frozen at the very top.

[ Current confidence: 100%! ]

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