157: Chapter 157 Lu Zhanbo: You Foolish Earthlings

Everyone looked at Lu Zhanbo as if he were an idiot, but he was completely oblivious, sighing incessantly.

Hu Yifei couldn't stand it anymore and slapped him hard: "What's wrong with you? If you have something to say, say it; if not, get lost."

Lu Zhanbo finally returned to normal, looking aggrieved: "You foolish Earthlings have no idea how great Zhao Yang is."

Lü Ziqiao curled his lip: "Handsome, rich, highly educated, plus an official—fine, I admit, the guy is impressive. But... great? Isn't that a bit exaggerated, Zhanbo?"

Lu Zhanbo snorted disdainfully, put on a pious expression, and began to narrate: "Back then, in his Criminal Investigation doctoral thesis at Handong University of Political Science and Law, Zhao Yang wrote the first cry of the birth of the 'Go' language and released the genie of the artificial intelligence large model theory. From that moment..."

"Stop, stop, stop." Lü Ziqiao frowned. "Zhanbo, do you want to think about what you're saying? Wanyu just said that Zhao Yang is a computer science Ph.D. from Shuimu University, not some University of Political Science and Law!"

"I'll answer that question," Lin Wanyu said with a smile. "Public information shows: Zhao Yang holds dual doctoral degrees in the Department of Computer Science from Shuimu University and Criminal Investigation from Handong University of Political Science and Law."

"Huh?" Lü Ziqiao's eyes widened. "Holy crap, dual Ph.D.? Is that something a human can achieve?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitched again: "Damn... Handong University of Political Science and Law is a prestigious school, and Shuimu is an even more prestigious one. How did this Zhao Yang do it? Getting one is hard enough, and he actually cleared both?"

"Hahaha." Lu Zhanbo laughed triumphantly. "You foolish Earthlings will never understand the Domain of gods. Where was I?"

Everyone looked confused. Lin Wanyu smiled: "You said something about what was in Zhao Yang's thesis. But the things you mentioned are computer science content, right? Why would they appear in his doctoral thesis for the University of Political Science and Law? Then what did he write in his Department of Computer Science thesis?"

"I don't know what he wrote in his Department of Computer Science thesis either. It's said that the specific content of that thesis is classified, and only a few people know the details. The defense was held at the Great Hall of the People." Lu Zhanbo put on that pious expression again. "However, based on limited public information, the current hongdou phone and police terminals—the phone-like things that street patrol officers often carry—all come from Zhao Yang's Department of Computer Science thesis. By the way, the Grandmist community also originated from Zhao Yang's computer science thesis."

Hu Yifei tapped her head: "Zhanbo, listening to you, this Zhao Yang seems to be a technical expert. How did he become a Chief Prosecutor?"

"How would I know?" Lu Zhanbo scratched his hair. "But even though he is an official, he publishes at least three high-level papers in the Shuimu Journal every year. Each one represents the highest level in the computer science field, and the Shuimu Journal of Computer Science has become the academic journal with the highest weight in the world's computer science field thanks to the citation rate of Zhao Yang's papers. Sis, do you understand how I feel now? You met him and actually discussed the weather? It's simply unforgivable."

Lü Ziqiao sucked in a breath of cold air: "I'm telling you, the more I hear, the weirder it gets—is the Zhao Yang you're talking about just one person? How can one person do so many things?"

"Just go to the Procuratorate's website and look." Lin Wanyu immediately used the computer to open the official website of the Procuratorate and found Zhao Yang's photo.

"So handsome." Chen Meijia looked as if she were drunk, her eyes unfocused. "The way he looks in his uniform... Ah, how can there be such a handsome person? Right, right, I can be sure that it was him I ran into that day."

Hu Yifei rubbed her eyes and pointed at the computer screen: "Yes, yes, yes, this is the person. Zhanbo, take a look, is this who you were talking about?"

Lu Zhanbo leaned over to look: "It's him. His graduation photo in his doctoral robe is still hanging on the Shuimu official website."

Lin Wanyu looked at Zhao Yang's ID photo, stunned for a moment, and subconsciously clicked on his resume page. Her eyes grew wider and wider: "Oh my god, his experience is way too rich."

Several people leaned in and couldn't help but read it out loud.

"first-class merit for anti-organized crime and anti-evil work in Jinghai."

"Leader of the Ministry of Public Security's technology-driven policing, Permanent Honorary Director of the Joint Laboratory of Intelligent Investigation."

"Youth Pace-setter."

"Lifetime Honorary Professor of the Department of Computer Science at Shuimu University."

"Lifetime Honorary Professor of the Department of Criminal Investigation at Handong University of Political Science and Law."

"Played a decisive role in the operation to crack a major criminal organization."

"Second-class merit."

"Chief Engineer of the national Great Firewall project."

"Collective first-class merit."

...

The voices grew quieter and quieter, finally trembling.

A 29-year-old, this resume is enough for three lifetimes of others, right?

Suddenly, Lu Zhanbo jumped up again: "Meijia, you just said you ran into Zhao Yang in our residential compound?"

Chen Meijia nodded: "Yeah, right in the garden. He must live in our residential compound."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go find him."

Chen Meijia's face fell: "I looked for him that day, but I couldn't find him. Our residential compound is so big, we can't go room by room to find him, right?"

"My sister said he drives a Phaeton. Let's go to the underground parking garage to find the car; there aren't many Phaetons."

"That's right." Chen Meijia's eyes lit up. "Let's go, let's go find the handsome guy."

After saying that, she immediately ran out with Lu Zhanbo.

"Wait for me, I'm going too." Lin Wanyu followed.

"Superficial people!" Hu Yifei scoffed, turned her head to look at the computer screen again, then suddenly stood up and rushed out as well.

Sekiya Guchi was still a bit confused.

The conversation just now was too fast; he hadn't reacted in time. Seeing them rush out, he finally couldn't help but ask: "Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao, why are they... like this? What are they going to do?"

Lü Ziqiao curled his lip: "They, they are going to find Zhao Yang."

Sekiya Guchi scratched his hair: "Find a sheep? Is someone raising sheep in the iPartment?"

Lü Ziqiao examined Zhao Yang's ID photo on the screen and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, tell me, am I handsome or is Zhao Yang handsome?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the computer screen without hesitation: "Zhao Yang is handsome."

Lü Ziqiao frowned, then looked at Sekiya Guchi, pointing at the computer screen: "Guchi, based on your country's aesthetics, tell me honestly—am I handsome, or is that person handsome?"

Sekiya Guchi glanced at it and said: "You are not as handsome as him."

Lü Ziqiao rolled his eyes, touched his own face, and frowned tightly: "Where exactly is the difference? Right, the uniform, it must be the uniform! I'll go get one too."

...

Zhao Yang didn't know yet that he had become the topic of discussion for the main characters of the iPartment. He was driving, chatting with Haizao occasionally, and arrived at the Wenhua Jiayuan underground parking garage: "Haizao, don't rush to get out of the car yet. I'll drive you to the bottom of Building 3; they are all connected anyway."

"Thank you, Brother Yang." Haizao pursed her lips and finally said what she had been holding back the whole way: "Brother Yang, I feel like our Manager Chen Sifu sending me to find you has ulterior motives."

Zhao Yang looked at her with some surprise: "Haizao, do you know that this is undermining your boss?"

"But Brother Yang, you are a good person, and I don't want you to be schemed against by our Manager Chen Sifu."

"Thanks for the reminder." Zhao Yang smiled faintly. "Don't worry, in front of me, Manager Chen Sifu's skills are far from enough. In the future, when he asks you to contact me, you don't need to decline; I know what I'm doing."

Haizao nodded gratefully: "Thank you, Brother Yang."

The car had driven to the vicinity of the elevator lobby of Building 3, and Zhao Yang stopped the car.

Just as Haizao got out of the car, she happened to run into one man and three women running out of the elevator lobby, shouting as they ran: "Find the Phaeton, don't mistake it for a volkswagen passat; it's the one with letters under the Volkswagen logo."