Meditating dragon on toilet

“Your Yin energy is leaking. You failed. Bring your parents tomorrow.”

“Teacher! Don’t call my parents! I was wrong!”

Although Lin Ke’s head had rolled onto the desk, she was still begging for mercy pitifully. As she spoke, she reached out and pressed her head back onto her body.

“No room for discussion. Alright, students, let’s have a pop quiz.”

The mature teacher said, taking out a piece of chalk and writing on the blackboard.

“Seven years ago, Mother’s age was 6 times her son’s age. Her son is 12 years old this year. How old is Mother this year? ( )”

“Who wants to answer this question!”

Lin Feng originally thought it would be a difficult question, but this… wasn’t it a primary school math problem??

Then he looked around and found that not a single student had raised their hand. They were all bowing their heads, terrified of being called on. This was too real, wasn’t it?

To get gold coins, Lin Feng immediately raised his hand without a word.

“Good, this student, you answer.”

The mature teacher looked at Lin Feng with appreciation.

“Thirty-seven years old.”

“Very good, please sit down.”

Lin Feng breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed it was just as he thought; this wasn’t a brain teaser. The question was just that simple.

Soon, the second question was written.

“Using a rope to wrap around a tree three times leaves 30 centimeters remaining. If wrapped around the tree four times, it is short by 40 centimeters. The tree’s circumference is ( ) centimeters, and the rope’s length is ( ) centimeters.”

Lin Feng did a quick mental calculation and decisively raised his hand. Again, no one else raised their hand, so Lin Feng was naturally chosen.

“Tree’s circumference: 70 centimeters, rope’s length: 240 centimeters.”

“Very good, please sit down.”

Two more gold coins were in hand. This was too easy, wasn’t it????

Subsequently, the third question was quickly written on the blackboard.

“How can one more efficiently kill more humans.”

“This question has no fixed answer. Students with ideas can raise their hands and speak, and I will determine the best method.”

My goodness~

How did the taste of this question suddenly escalate so much??

Soon, a student raised their hand.

“You can infiltrate human society, then find crowded places and eat them all!!”

The monster who spoke reverted to its original form after speaking, a werewolf, displaying its sharp fangs as it spoke.

“Good method, but your method is one-time and too crude. Next student.”

“Pretend to be a normal human, then slowly kill the surrounding people through supernatural means!”

“Too inefficient. Next.”

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Lin Feng couldn't help but think of a method at this point: recording cursed videotapes would surely work. Isn't this Sister Sadako's trick?

Find a ghost to record it, then make multiple copies, spread them online, and offer a reward to entice others to click, for example, a few dollars for watching the entire video. Many people would definitely open it out of curiosity.

How efficient would that be!

When it was Lin Feng’s turn to answer, he naturally gave the answer he had thought of.

As expected, he received praise, and even the mature teacher was amazed by this method, even rewarding Lin Feng with a small red flower.

After all that, this was elementary school, wasn't it??

The next few questions were mostly about human living habits.

Lin Feng was originally human, so answering these questions was a piece of cake.

Soon, the number of gold coins Lin Feng had reached sixteen. At this point, the questioning ended, and three small red flowers appeared on Lin Feng’s forehead.

At this moment, Lin Feng’s inner thought was: F*ck!!!!

Fortunately, there were still fifteen minutes until class ended. Just holding on a bit longer and this floor would be over. Lin Feng had been a bit scared when he heard this floor was full of monsters, but he didn't expect these monster students wouldn't see that he was human.

Of course, this class also saved Lin Feng; it just happened to be a class on disguising as humans. If it had been another class, Lin Feng probably would have been dead as soon as he arrived.

The humans in this world are too pathetic. A group of monsters actually established a school to study humans.

Tsk tsk tsk, presumably, there are many monsters hidden in human society, right?

Then supernatural events must be unavoidable; it’s too damn scary!

For the remaining time, the mature teacher taught, which was nothing more than ways to harm humans.

It was useless for Lin Feng to learn them.

Finally, he endured until class ended. The piercing bell rang again. The teacher didn’t drag out the class; after saying class dismissed, she left directly. The other students also left one after another, and soon, the entire classroom became empty.

Lin Feng didn't know where they went, but he knew he could finally leave this place.

The Elevator reappeared in the classroom. Lin Feng hurriedly walked in and then pressed the close door button.

The reward from the Elevator also appeared in Lin Feng’s storage area.

Now, he had enough materials to upgrade to level ten, only needing to perfectly pass two more floors.

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, for completing the mission. Reward: [Little Genius] title. Automatically equipped. Unlocked Sanity attribute. Current Intelligence is 20, Sanity is 2.”

Instantly, Lin Feng’s personal attribute panel changed. Next to his name were the three words [Little Genius].

As for Sanity, according to the introduction, it meant one’s resistance to mental attacks and the chance of remaining calm in extreme danger.

This reward was not bad. If he encountered ghosts in the future, he would at least have some defensive ability.

Aren't ghost attacks precisely mental attacks?

“Awooo!”

Suddenly, Little Velociraptor let out a cry, then jumped onto the toilet.

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Lin Feng looked at Little Velociraptor’s actions with a puzzled expression.

This guy… when did it learn to use the toilet!!

The Thinker on the toilet?

Looking at Little Velociraptor, who was slightly closing its eyes and concentrating, a phrase popped into Lin Feng’s mind to describe it.

However, it was a good thing that this guy could use the toilet; at least he didn’t have to worry about it pooping and peeing everywhere.

After finishing its business, Little Velociraptor was very sensible, holding an iron can filled with water, wobbling to flush the toilet.

Seeing Little Velociraptor was so low-maintenance, Lin Feng ignored it and began to prepare a late-night snack.

After eating, he went straight to sleep until the next day.

Although the Elevator was lit 24 hours a day, Lin Feng could still fall asleep quickly. This was also his most relaxed time.

“Ding, the floor the Host is about to enter is the Trading Floor. This floor is a peaceful floor. The Elevator will stop for 5 hours. You can trade with others on this floor. If violent conflicts occur on the peaceful floor, guards will intervene. Host, please be aware.”

“[Ding-dong! The Elevator is ascending. Please hold on tight.]”

After moving steadily upwards for a while, the Elevator slowly stopped.

The Elevator doors opened, and Lin Feng once again saw the familiar Trading Floor.

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