117: Warhammer Jokes

Chapter 1 - 1: The FG300: The Dream Begins Chapter 2 - 2: What? You mean wealth and prosperity have arrived? Chapter 3 - 3: Wait a minute? What are you apologizing for? Chapter 4 - 4: Why don't you come with me? Chapter 5 - 5: Dude, you're not going to betray us, are you? Chapter 6 - 6: Don't let me see you take another step forward! Chapter 7 - 7: A new life is here, and I'm ready to go! Chapter 8 - 8: Head to the construction base Chapter 9 - 9: "Our engineering vessel has been destroyed." Chapter 10 - 10: Thanks to the Weiyang Covenant for sponsoring the archive collection Chapter 11 - 11: We are all living life to the fullest. Chapter 12 - 12: This seems a bit like I'm responsible for putting in the effort, and you're responsible for just staying alive? Chapter 13 - 13: It's a nesting doll! We're saved! Chapter 14 - 14: Not a person of today? Chapter 15 - 15: No? What is this? Chapter 16 - 16: Your nightlight is strengthening the optical computer. Chapter 17 - 17: History major, join the team! Chapter 18 - 18: Unidentified fleet that appeared suddenly Chapter 19 - 19: Does this make sense? Chapter 20 - 20: The universe is always churning out some strange and wonderful things. Chapter 21 - 21: People always tend to have wild, random thoughts when they're full. Chapter 22 - 22: Welcome to Order of the Seats V01.01 Chapter 23 - 23: Register identity Chapter 24 - 24: I'm determined to make sure you never return (just kidding). Chapter 25 - 25: They're coming in... Chapter 26 - 26: Let the storm rage on! Chapter 27 - 27: Wait, they even sent this thing? Chapter 28 - 28: Holy Stars Group Chapter 29 - 29: Then let me ask you, what does it mean to have thousands of troops avoid a white-robed figure? Chapter 30 - 30: Reopening Day Celebration (Part 1) Chapter 31 - 31: Reopening Day Celebration (Part 2) Chapter 32 - 32: The purifying flames Chapter 33 - 33: You mean, we cracked the void? Chapter 34 - 34: "Turbulent waves surged into the sky" Chapter 35 - 35: Do you know what a legendary tanky champion is? Chapter 36 - 36: The swarm of insects is attacking! Chapter 37 - 37: Nightlight: Haha! I finally got it dressed! Chapter 38 - 38: Buhou! My engineering vessel! Chapter 39 - 39: A diplomatic meeting? No, no, it's a free-fighting tournament! Chapter 40 - 40: There are no friends at the negotiating table Chapter 41 - 41: What? Who's leaking information? Chapter 42 - 42: It's not that I don't want to go, but... Chapter 43 - 43: The giant beasts on the battlefield Chapter 44 - 44: The mess left behind Chapter 45 - 45: Grand Ceremony Chapter 46 - 46: "If you hear the Way in the morning, then what happened next?" Chapter 47 - 47: Who is calling for the fleet? Chapter 48 - 48: Insect swarm? Chapter 49 - 49: Insect Swarm (Part Two) Chapter 50 - 50: On the shuttle Chapter 51 - 51: Who hit me? Chapter 52 - 52: The old empire's methods for treating deficiency Chapter 53 - 53: The calm before the storm Chapter 54 - 54: Hachiman, so you're really that awesome? Chapter 55 - 55: Report from the Second Age Chapter 56 - 56: Research Station Log Chapter 57 - 57: One white and one black Chapter 58 - 58: How did you end up growing on my mine? Chapter 59 - 59: Holy crap! What a rip-off! Chapter 60 - 60: Less? 39 cubic meters? Chapter 61 - 61: It seems he's a charlatan even worse than a fellow villager. Chapter 62 - 62: Emergency Universal Nanomechanics Chapter 63 - 63: Space Force reconnaissance fleet Chapter 64 - 64: First contact Chapter 65 - 65: It's like walking on thin ice, my friend. Chapter 66 - 66: So, the principle of pacifying the internal situation before resisting external aggression is correct? Chapter 67 - 67: Nightlight: I'd like to see which guy dares to play CNC in front of me. Chapter 68 - 68: Interlude: About the ships currently appearing Chapter 69 - 69: Luring the enemy deep into the territory Chapter 70 - 70: Chapter 69 9527 Chapter 71 - 71: He didn't understand. Chapter 72 - 72: Then let's take them down. Chapter 73 - 73: father! Chapter 74 - 74: Sociology +1 Chapter 75 - 75: I think this starry sky shouldn't be like this. Chapter 76 - 76: Beyond Ursa Major Chapter 77 - 77: This class is going to be tough to manage! Chapter 78 - 78: The two sides are on the verge of conflict, yet both are helpless (not really). Chapter 79 - 79: Eternal Storm's first ship launched Chapter 80 - 80: Let's call her "Storm". Chapter 81 - 81: The Smurfs' Temptation Chapter 82 - 82: Entering enemy-occupied territory Chapter 83 - 83: The fear of being sniped by an old lady Chapter 84 - 84: The warships are gone? No problem, we can still fight! Chapter 85 - 85: A very nice void creature, making my chainsaw sword spin wildly. Chapter 86 - 86: I'm thinking of giving your appearance a super WAAAAAGH makeover! Chapter 87 - 87: Buhao! The weasel is here looking for a scapegoat! Chapter 88 - 88: Which mink hat taught you to apply it like this? Chapter 89 - 89: Nightlight: So you finally remembered to pull me out? Chapter 90 - 90: After the collapse of the empire— Chapter 91 - 91: Let us shout in unison— Chapter 92 - 92: Two sterilized princes Chapter 93 - 93: What? The quantum computer got messed up? Chapter 94 - 94: Nightlight: Little computer, you—are just a loli. Chapter 95 - 95: Your fleet is currently engaged in battle. Chapter 96 - 96: We're safe—bullshit! Chapter 97 - 97: I recommend Dass directly. Chapter 98 - 98: Fighting! So exhilarating! Chapter 99 - 99: The guild leader charged in for a one-on-one fight!!! Chapter 100 - 100: The commander has fallen to the ground!! Chapter 101 - 101: The defending forces failed to break out. Chapter 102 - 102: The person who came up with this kind of mecha, no amount of money will help them. Chapter 103 - 103: Then let's fight! Chapter 104 - 104: Pre-war preparations Chapter 105 - 105: reconnaissance Chapter 106 - 106: As you know, we have always stood firmly on the side of humanity and order. Chapter 107 - 107: Crab meat? Captains, it's not time to take off yet. Chapter 108 - 108: Take off! Captains! Fire away! Chapter 109 - 109: Bombing: Er woman Chapter 110 - 110: Here comes the little flying stick! Chapter 111 - 111: First of all, you can't walk anymore (physics). Chapter 112 - 112: Buhou, it's an ambush! Chapter 113 - 113: Hello, this side faces the enemy. Chapter 114 - 114: You go and jump over to the other side. Chapter 115 - 115: What does it mean when a canned food jumps over? Chapter 116 - 116: Contact with the Empire Chapter 117 - 117: Warhammer Jokes Chapter 118 - 118: I believe the empire needs highly skilled individuals like you. Chapter 119 - 119: Everyone plays like this, right? I'll join in! Chapter 120 - 120: Tianjinzuo? That sounds familiar... Chapter 121 - 121: Yes, his name is Chu Xiluo. Chapter 122 - 122: Everyone, stand to one side, because I jumped to the very center. Chapter 123 - 123: You mean, we not only have reinforcements, but also superiors? Chapter 124 - 124: Even as time washes away the spirit, its protection will never crumble. Chapter 125 - 125: I picked this up (it's real). Chapter 126 - 126: It's time to set off! Chapter 127 - 127: How did the alien get into the void? Chapter 128 - 128: List them all on the stock market! Chapter 129 - 129: The surgery was a success, you are now— Chapter 130 - 130: Damn traitors! They're the real thieves! Chapter 131 - 131: Are they fighting out of hatred, or for honor? Chapter 132 - 132: That was the Third Era Chapter 133 - 133: Coexistence of deformities Chapter 134 - 134: Norma: I understand! I understand everything! Chapter 135 - 135: Take me to the meeting room. Chapter 136 - 136: The Legion has no secrets! Chapter 137 - 137: Planning for the future Chapter 138 - 138: What is this? The Empire's aircraft carrier? Chapter 139 - 139: I never imagined that Gou Shi's plane would be enough for you. Chapter 140 - 140: For a moment, it was unclear who had lost out. Chapter 141 - 141: He is God, and we are merely His angels. Chapter 142 - 142: The young soldiers were eager to make a name for themselves. Chapter 143 - 143: We really want to kill some aliens in the name of humanity... or something. Chapter 144 - 144: Stand still, good boy! Chapter 145 - 145: Infiltration successful Chapter 146 - 146: The plan is to turn Star Harbor into a cream puff. Chapter 147 - 147: Adrenaline: Go ahead and initiate the raid, I'll take care of the buffs and stuff. Chapter 148 - 148: No? Star Harbor broke itself apart? Chapter 149 - 149: The fish took the bait Chapter 150 - 150: Who's the kind soul who'd install the bow gun on an aircraft carrier?! Chapter 151 - 151: Landing on Planet Two Chapter 152 - 152: There was no betrayal small enough to be tolerated. Chapter 153 - 153: Going deep alone Chapter 154 - 154: Are you originalists? Chapter 155 - 155: Isn't this the leader of the saints? Chapter 156 - 156: You know, this is beyond my ability to handle. Chapter 157 - 157: No one is allowed to let the ball drop. Chapter 158 - 158: Buhau! Missiles coming! Chapter 159 - 159: Can he jump over and slap me again? Chapter 160 - 160: Investigation begins! Chapter 161 - 161: If you don't give it to us, we can take it ourselves. Chapter 162 - 162: Yes, I've finally arrived. Chapter 163 - 163: Oh, I thought it was a speed bump. Chapter 164 - 164: What? This is the main force? Chapter 165 - 165: Searching for the "Constitution of the Human Federation" Chapter 166 - 166: You are safe. Chapter 167 - 167: I am not a god, thank you. Chapter 168 - 168: What? The People's Federation is really gone? Chapter 169 - 169: Project Firefly (1) Chapter 170 - 170: Project Firefly (2) Chapter 171 - 171: This thing is still chasing me! Chapter 172 - 172: This is a real windfall! Chapter 173 - 173: Make it into soap! Chapter 174 - 174: So-called people favored by the gods Chapter 175 - 175: Wanli Jinsha (1) Chapter 176 - 176: Wanli Jinsha (2) Chapter 177 - 177: Wanli Jinsha (3) Chapter 178 - 178: Wanli Jinsha (4) Chapter 179 - 179: When nobility falls under the devil's temptation. Chapter 180 - 180: Sorry, we are traitors. Chapter 181 - 181: Buhou! My old popsicle! Chapter 182 - 182: There is still hope Chapter 183 - 183: "Burning Heaven Divine Weapon II" Class Experimental Mobile Fortress Chapter 184 - 184: Why would I avoid a drop rate that's so low? Chapter 185 - 185: Try to shape this universe into the way you want it to be. Chapter 186 - 186: Madmen who believe in "destruction" Chapter 187 - 187: Whose subordinate is this? Chapter 188 - 188: His darling! He's got his eye on me? Chapter 189 - 189: What? The bugs are out again? Chapter 190 - 190: A fleet must have warships! Chapter 191 - 191: If I say it's you, then it's not you, but it is you. Chapter 192 - 192: We decided to give them a good beating. Chapter 193 - 193: Since you're here, you're not leaving. Chapter 194 - 194: Falling victim to a pig butchering scam, unable to resist despite all efforts. Chapter 195 - 195: Dare to run and you'll fly! Chapter 196 - 196: Should I avoid his sharp edge? Chapter 197 - 197: That was a real elbow to my brother. Chapter 198 - 198: They've really become beasts of burden (sad). Chapter 199 - 199: You dare hit me... no, you really dare to hit me? Chapter 200 - 200: Damn it! My faculty and staff! Chapter 201 - 201: Let them fly! Chapter 202 - 202: Hurry up! Hurry up even more! Chapter 203 - 203: neck ring Chapter 204 - 204: Damn! I almost missed it! Chapter 205 - 205: Everyone! Charge! Chapter 206 - 206: Damn it! Attack! Chapter 207 - 207: The author is already a corpse. Chapter 208 - 208: I'm determined to make the consortium take off! Chapter 209 - 209: Good heavens, it's a living fossil! Chapter 210 - 210: This sounds so familiar... Chapter 211 - 211: This time it's a real infiltration. Chapter 212 - 212: Those scumbags who are getting in our way! Chapter 213 - 213: I'll make you fly when I host a banquet. Chapter 214 - 214: Are you really eating people? Chapter 215 - 215: An angel descends upon you Chapter 216 - 216: Quack, so they're planning a rebellion! Chapter 217 - 217: That vibrant vitality was like a race against time. Chapter 218 - 218: "All-human battle royale tournament Season 7 warm-up" Chapter 219 - 219: Yes, I think it's time for us to make our move. Chapter 220 - 220: For a future that does not exist Chapter 221 - 221: They betrayed us! Chapter 222 - 222: Anger! It has consumed us! Chapter 223 - 223: Let it burn! Chapter 224 - 224: Charge! Sprint! Sprint! Chapter 225 - 225: Why are mourners weeping? Chapter 226 - 226: I will save it from your failure. Chapter 227 - 227: Side Story: A Certain Planner's Interdimensional Journey Chapter 228 - 228: Bonus Chapter: I said, "I'm talking about a strengthened Sand Dragon, you're Erdoron!" Chapter 229 - 229: Buhou! We're about to take off! Chapter 230 - 230: Until the building collapsed Chapter 231 - 231: "Humans living in harmony" Chapter 232 - 232: "Weiyang" Chapter 233 - 233: College Chapter 234 - 234: You are the future Chapter 235 - 235: The People's Federation is a veteran organization; we should learn from it. Chapter 236 - 236: I'm going to be busy again... Chapter 237 - 237: Do you dare to oppose him? Chapter 238 - 238: They're from the same place, how come there's such a big difference? Chapter 239 - 239: What does "empire" mean? Chapter 240 - 240: You really don't care?! Chapter 241 - 241: What is our mission? Chapter 242 - 242: The workers went on strike, and thus became men. Chapter 243 - 243: There's been a riot in the city! Chapter 244 - 244: Quick! Send a boat to pick them up! Chapter 245 - 245: Salvation? Only those who save themselves deserve to be saved. Chapter 246 - 246: Orbital strike in place Chapter 247 - 247: King descended from the sky Chapter 248 - 248: How did they arrive so quickly? Chapter 249 - 249: "My driftwood is gone." Chapter 250 - 250: You want to enslave me? You'll pay the price! Chapter 251 - 251: I will become a hero—even if only for a moment. Chapter 252 - 252: The final madness Chapter 253 - 253: Have we fallen into a trap?! Chapter 254 - 254: I will return like lightning. Chapter 255 - 255: Heretic! Your end is near! Chapter 256 - 256: Past, present, and future Chapter 257 - 257: Chance! Chapter 258 - 258: For example, the stars will eventually return to their normal course. Chapter 259 - 259: Light it! Chapter 260 - 260: Lagrange Gate Chapter 261 - 261: Chapter 259 The Empire's Legacy Chapter 262 - 262: Chapter 260 Code Name: Awakening of Insects Chapter 263 - 263: Chapter 261 Come on, let's get down to business. Chapter 264 - 264: The 2i) Empire did it! Chapter 265 - 265: Chapter 263 Did you deafen yourselves? Chapter 266 - 266: Chapter 264 Sir, they've entered ____! —Go, devise a plan. Chapter 267 - 267: Chapter 265 "Come Here" (Shield Tunneling's Superb Bubble Sound) Chapter 268 - 268: Chapter 266 No, I can't laugh yet. Chapter 269 - 269: Chapter 267 Take another look at what's behind you. Chapter 270 - 270: Chapter 268 As long as the attack is launched... Chapter 271 - 271: Chapter 269 Great Victory! (A cry from a Celestial Ship user) Chapter 272 - 272: Chapter 270 The Insect: Watch Me Play Sweet and Sneak At Him Chapter 273 - 273: Chapter 271 Why do we keep getting bombed? Chapter 274 - 274: Chapter 272 If you run, you eat one; if you don't run, you eat one; if you hide, you eat one; if you don't hide, you also... Chapter 275 - 275: Chapter 273 The Sound of Man Chapter 276 - 276: Chapter 274 Children, I think I'm not dead.