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32: Little Laoliu, you are a super handsome guy
"Ah!!!" Xu Jingzhe let out a heart-wrenching scream.
His face was in excruciating pain, like a patient without anesthesia, pinned to an operating table, with a power saw cutting through his bones, an indescribable agony.
Immediately after, his teeth began to fall out, and his mouth deformed.
Unable to bear it, Xu Jingzhe plunged headfirst into the bucket and fainted.
"Xiao Liu!" Cold Qing exclaimed, wanting to go forward and help.
However, Wang Ning pulled her back, comforting her, "Worrying makes you confused. Xiao Liu's performance is unusual; we must trust him."
Cold Qing calmed down and sat beside the wooden bucket.
Wang Ning called for a few people to eat something, and they all sat around the wooden bucket.
They were worried yet expectant.
The amount was for three people; they wondered if Xiao Liu could endure it, and what kind of changes he would undergo if he did!
System: "Ding, hey, wake up."
System: "Ding, are you a man? You can't even bear this much pain. It's just like the pain of a woman giving birth, and they all endured it."
His consciousness was awakened by the system, but his body was still uncontrollably twitching.
"Is this how Moon Soil Evolution Fluid tempers the body? It's too overbearing," Xu Jingzhe said.
The bones in his cheeks were being 'cut' and devoured by the Moon Soil Evolution Fluid bit by bit, and residue was squeezed out from the wounds, the fresh blood staining the water in the bucket red.
System: "Ding, overbearing? There's an ancient bacterium on Blue Star that can devour not just human bones, but even vibranium. It just hasn't been discovered by the people in the High Molecular Compound Zone yet, and even if it were, Blue Star's current technology couldn't utilize it."
Upon hearing this, Xu Jingzhe got excited and said, "Then should we go get it?"
System: "Sure, go get it. Then we can go for a stroll in the High Molecular Compound Zone tomorrow, and if we accidentally wander into their military restricted area, ten thousand meters below their military base, in the permanent permafrost, we'll find the ancient bacterium I mentioned."
Xu Jingzhe: "..."
Damn it!
This dog-like system is so serious when it's sarcastic.
System: "Ding, you cursed me."
"No."
System: "Ding, you're doubting Blue Star's number one system."
"Absolutely not."
System: "Yes."
"No."
System: "Ding, you're not admitting it, are you?"
"I said no, and that's no," Xu Jingzhe stubbornly insisted.
Anyway, there's no evidence, so I just won't admit it.
System: "Ding, bye-bye then."
Immediately after, Xu Jingzhe's consciousness returned to his body, "Ah!" He let out a loud roar, tears streaming down his face, nearly biting through his newly grown molars.
This dog-like system is too much!
However, after a brief moment of clarity, he fainted again.
"Ah!"
Woke up again.
Fainted again.
"Ah!"
Woke up yet again.
Fainted yet again.
"Ah!"
Woke up yet yet again.
Fainted yet yet again.
...
System: "Ding, hehehe... you want to fight me."
The five people gathered around the wooden bucket also looked confused; their body tempering wasn't like this.
Was Little Old Six rapping?
Only Cold Qing was secretly amused, her eyes shining. Because every time Xu Jingzhe 'ah'-ed, his body uncontrollably stood up.
Like a dragon emerging from the sea, swaying up and down.
It was truly... delightful to behold!
Another hour passed, and Xu Jingzhe woke up, slowly lifting his lowered head, his appearance coming into everyone's view.
"Xiao, Little Old Six!" Cold Qing's mouth dropped open, her red lips alluring, large enough to fit a fist.
"Holy crap!"
"Oh, my God~"
"Sixth... Sixth Brother!"
"Wh-what's wrong? Is there something on my face?" Xu Jingzhe asked.
"Damn, how can he be so handsome? I feel a stir in my heart," Wang Ning silently lit a cigar, his eyes unable to leave Xu Jingzhe's stunningly handsome face.
"Oh no, I can't take it, my heart is racing, it feels like first love," Bo Qing said shamelessly.
Big Beard got up and walked away, hunched over.
Was he suddenly turned gay? Feeling something for a naked man!
This... shouldn't be.
Cold Qing reacted most directly after realizing, and with a "plop," she jumped into the large wooden bucket and tightly embraced Xu Jingzhe.
Her large softness pressed against Xu Jingzhe's firm chest, and she said, "Little Old Six is mine from now on, this old lady loves him to death!"
Little Loli clenched her delicate fists and turned away with a huff.
Third Sister is really something.
Can't she, can't she share the good fortune?
She also likes super incredibly handsome guys.
System: "Ding."
Name: Xu Jingzhe
Gender: Male Age: 16
Height: 178 Weight: 60KG
Bone Hardness: 35 Skin Toughness: 15
Appearance: Super Incredibly Handsome
Ability: None
...
"What? My bone hardness only increased by 5? And skin toughness by 12?" Xu Jingzhe couldn't believe it.
What the hell is this!
He had just undergone body tempering with the Moon Soil Evolution Fluid!
System: "Ding, why the fuss? Although only two-ninths of the Moon Soil Evolution Fluid Pure Liquid was used to change your appearance, your body absorbed one-ninth."
"But! Your cells have been modified by β-1 bacteria, and the base for cell energy capacity is large, so even though it's Moon Soil Evolution Fluid Pure Liquid, it's still a bit short."
Xu Jingzhe gritted his teeth: "So if the remaining two-ninths were absorbed by my body, could I have undergone the first purification and impurity removal?"
System: "Ding, yes."
"You dog-like system!" Xu Jingzhe was on the verge of tears.
He... wanted to become stronger!
"Xiao, Xiao Liu, you're poking me." Cold Qing was rarely shy, her body flushed and soft, her chin resting on Xu Jingzhe's shoulder, her eyes a bit hazy.
Xu Jingzhe shivered and quickly pushed Cold Qing away.
"Thi-Third Sister, I, I didn't do it on purpose. I was just thinking about something, and I accidentally got distracted," Xu Jingzhe stammered, scared.
"You rascal~ Why are you so forceful~" Cold Qing playfully punched Xu Jingzhe's chest, even more bashful.
"Cough cough..." Wang Ning couldn't stand it and left.
"This scene, it's a pity there's no music to set the mood." Bo Qing also got up, very understanding.
Little Loli pouted and turned her head to glance at the 'in heat' Cold Qing, walking away in a huff.
The three walked in three different directions, and after disappearing, they showed greattacit agreement (tacit understanding).
They turned around, found something to cover their bodies, and craned their necks.
Wanting to watch a live broadcast.
"Thi-Third Sister, my clothes are in my backpack, please, please help me get them," Xu Jingzhe pushed away Cold Qing, who had pressed close again.
He was a hot-blooded young man.
What if he couldn't control himself, and things got out of hand?
"Xiao Liu, big sister wants~" Cold Qing's hand was already on him.
Xu Jingzhe shivered, jumped out of the large wooden bucket with his bare bottom, and scurried away.
"Hmph!" Cold Qing was so angry that she slapped the wooden bucket, cracking it. Her soaked clothes clung to her body, revealing her curvy figure.
Under the moonlight, she ground her silver teeth, determined to conquer Xu Jingzhe sooner or later.