131: Hahahahahahaha
These two, husband and wife, really have a low threshold for laughter!
Lu Chuan was so speechless he didn't want to talk.
Yet, the couple was still laughing.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, take a break hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I'll take a break too hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
What the heck do you mean, 'take a break'!
"Enough!!! I can't stand this humiliation!"
Lu Chuan said loudly, huffing with anger.
Seeing Lu Chuan angry, the couple exchanged glances, quickly stopped laughing, and began to apologize.
"We're really sorry, we didn't mean to laugh at you, we just couldn't help it!"
"Yeah, hearing beggar's chicken..."
*Pfft*...
Just as the two were about to burst out laughing again.
Lu Chuan quickly grabbed a handful of ring toss rings and stuffed them into the man's hand.
"Stop laughing, stop laughing! If you want to play ring toss, hurry up!"
The laughter that the couple had just started to brew was immediately interrupted by Lu Chuan.
The man rubbed his face, which was stiff from laughing, and nodded.
"Then let's start with 20 yuan worth!"
Hearing that they could play, the little boy immediately skipped back.
"Let me play, let me play!"
The man rubbed his beloved son's little head, dotingly handed him a ring, and then taught him hand-in-hand.
"Xiaohu, you stand outside this red line, then look carefully at what you want to toss a ring onto, and then throw the ring... Hey, why did you throw it so fast?!"
Before the man finished speaking, he heard his son's childish "Heave-ho" as he threw the ring, which wobbled and landed on the empty ground less than a meter in front, making him a bit dumbfounded.
The woman stifled a laugh, squatted down, and handed another ring to her son, saying gently:
"It's okay, baby, let's try again. This time, aim carefully before you throw."
"Mm!"
The little boy nodded seriously, then squinted one eye, aimed for more than ten seconds, and when he felt confident, he threw it out.
However, the ring still didn't touch the nearest mud ball this time, losing momentum halfway and falling to the ground.
...
The little boy stared blankly at the ring on the ground, his eyes reddened, his nose wrinkled, and he was about to cry.
The couple quickly handed him another ring and gently comforted him again.
After coaxing him for a while, the little boy finally forgot his unhappiness and continued to throw the rings.
Standing by and watching this scene, Lu Chuan's face involuntarily showed a trace of reminiscence.
He Jingrui saw Lu Chuan spacing out and asked:
"A Chuan, what's wrong with you?"
Lu Chuan, who had come back to his senses, shook his head.
Then, as if he remembered something, he asked He Jingrui.
"By the way, why haven't I heard you mention your family?"
He Jingrui was stunned by the question.
He scratched his head and said:
"I'm an orphan, I don't know where my family is!"
Lu Chuan immediately apologized.
He Jingrui shook his head.
"It's okay, I've been used to it since I was a child."
While the two were chatting, the little boy had already thrown the rings several times.
But the child's strength and accuracy were not good; the best he did was barely touch the side of a mud ball.
"Waaah waah waah waah!"
The little boy couldn't take the frustration, pouted, and immediately burst into tears.
The couple could only helplessly coax him again.
"Baby, don't cry, let Daddy do it! Daddy will get revenge for you!"
Hearing this, the little boy immediately stopped crying.
His big, dark eyes sparkling with tears, he looked at his tall father and, clenching his small fists, called out in a childish voice:
"Really? Daddy, you must get revenge for me!"
The woman embraced her son and said with a smile:
"Daddy is very good at ring toss, he can definitely get revenge for you!"
Meeting the expectant gazes of his wife and son, the man immediately felt full of strength.
He immediately nodded heavily.
"Mm! Watch Daddy perform in a bit!"
..."How interesting, this food exhibition has so much delicious food!"
Hua Hanyao covered her slightly bulging tummy, her face full of happiness as she held her boyfriend's hand.
Lin Kai looked at her dotingly, nodding in agreement.
He knew his girlfriend liked street food, so he specifically took time off to bring her to this food exhibition.
Fortunately, this food exhibition did not disappoint the two of them.
Specialty snacks from all over the north and south not only opened their eyes but also greatly satisfied their cravings.
They just accidentally ate too much.
*Burp!*
A sudden burp sounded.
Hua Hanyao's face immediately flushed red, and it seemed like steam was rising from her head.
Lin Kai looked at his girlfriend in surprise, then couldn't help but tease her.
"Looks like you ate until it reached your throat~"
Hua Hanyao immediately hit him in a fit of pique.
"Ouch ouch ouch!"
Lin Kai yelled in pain while dodging, not forgetting to tease her a few more times.
"Indeed, the fuller you eat, the more strength you have to hit people, huh!"
"You're still talking!"
Hua Hanyao was utterly embarrassed and angry, chasing after him.
The two, one chasing and one fleeing, left a trail of sickeningly sweet love, making innocent passersby eat a mouthful of dog food.
A few minutes later, tired from their playful chase, the two finally stopped.
"Hmph! That's what you get for making fun of me!"
Hua Hanyao pinched the soft flesh at Lin Kai's waist.
It hurt so much that Lin Kai's eyes teared up.
He had no choice but to try to distract his girlfriend.
Just then, his ears twitched, as if he heard something.
"Yaoyao, did you hear that?"
"Hear what? Did you hear that you want to change the subject?"
Hua Hanyao rolled her eyes at him, but she didn't continue her 'poisonous' attack.
Lin Kai gave an awkward laugh.
However, he was now a bit curious about the sound he had heard earlier.
"It's real, I heard a man shouting loudly, and also the shouts of a woman and a child."
Hearing Lin Kai say this, Hua Hanyao's gossipy heart immediately burned brightly.
"Could it be a domestic violence scene?"
Lin Kai couldn't help but smile wryly when he heard that.
"Your imagination is a bit too rich, isn't it?"
Hua Hanyao, however, had already pricked up her ears to listen.
After a while, her eyes lit up, and she immediately pulled Lin Kai towards the flowerbed at the corner of the square.
"It's over here!"
As the two got closer to the flowerbed, the sound gradually became clearer.
"I don't believe it... toss..."
"It's making me so mad..."
"Damn it..."
Only fragments of words reached their ears.
Unknowingly, both their faces were filled with a desire for investigation.
Lin Kai and Hua Hanyao exchanged glances, then simultaneously tiptoed and stealthily made their way into the flowerbed path.
As they got closer, the sound became clearer.
Excitement! Thrill!
Lin Kai glanced at Hua Hanyao and saw that her eyes were as if they could pull threads, and her cheeks had turned rosy.
Gulp.
She was a sight for sore eyes!
Lin Kai shook his head vigorously, then continued to follow his girlfriend forward.
Closer, closer!
Just around that corner, they would see the explosive scene!
Woohoo~
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