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Chapter 129: Could I have a copy of the "Hazardous Operations Manual"?

Li Jiajun clicked on that private message from "Buyer ID".

Originally, he thought it was just an ordinary message urging for shipment, or some trivial matter like asking for an invoice title.

But when he saw the content of the private message clearly, his eyebrows couldn't help but twitch.

The other party's tone was very polite, one could even say humble, revealing a hint of an old-school gentleman's style.

Seemingly seeing that he hadn't replied, the other party sent him another one.

【Buyer ID: Respected Mr. Li, hello. I have long admired your name. I saw your introduction about the 'jia an no. 1' product on the internet. I am sincerely impressed by your persistence in making 'absolute safety' the core design concept. In this restless era, there are not many conscientious entrepreneurs like you.】

Looking at this bootlicking, Li Jiajun was in a great mood, his mouth harder to suppress than an AK.

"Look! Big Hammer, look at this!"

Li Jiajun pointed at the screen and showed off to Wang Dachui beside him, "This is what you call class! This is what you call a kindred spirit! Although this person's name looks like garbled code, this eye for quality is truly sharp!"

He clattered away on the keyboard to reply:

【Overwhelmed, overwhelmed. Safety first, that is the bottom line for us entrepreneurs. Dear, are you trying to urge for shipment? Rest assured, it is already being packed, and it will be sent out via logistics tonight.】

The other party replied very quickly, seemingly waiting in front of the screen the whole time.

【Buyer ID: No, Mr. Li, I am not in a rush for shipment. I am contacting you because I have a presumptuous request. Given that our usage environment is relatively complex, in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, I would like to consult you on some questions regarding the product's 'extreme states'.】

"Extreme states?" Li Jiajun paused for a moment, then became interested, "Elaborate."

【Buyer ID: It is like this. If... I mean if, there are ignorant workers who do not follow the specifications and make some 'incorrect' modifications to your tank, what would be the consequences?】

【Buyer ID: For example, if you were to use electric welding to install a convergent-divergent metal pipe at the exhaust port of the valve... would this cause the tank to explode?】

Seeing this question, Li Jiajun's eyes instantly became sharp.

An expert!

This person is definitely an expert!

Who else but an expert would ask such a tricky question? Convergent-divergent metal pipe? Isn't that just a simple Laval nozzle structure?

Li Jiajun's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately replied:

【Dear! You asked this question very well! This is a huge taboo! An absolute taboo!】

He took a deep breath, his fingers typing rapidly on the keyboard. Because of his excitement, he even unconsciously started his signature voice-over rant mode, muttering to the air while typing:

"This person really dares to think... Welding a pipe onto the valve? Is this person tired of living? But being able to ask such a question shows that their safety awareness is very strong, knowing how to prevent problems before they happen. Such a good customer, I must educate them well..."

【Li Family Toy Factory: Dear, you absolutely must not do that! That three-stage pressure relief valve was carefully designed by me. If you weld a convergent-divergent pipe at the outlet, once the internal pressure exceeds the critical value, the speed of the gas being ejected will be instantly accelerated to over three times the speed of sound! At that time, it won't be pressure relief, it will generate huge thrust! If the tank isn't fixed properly, this thing could fly two miles away! It's too dangerous! Absolutely forbidden!】

...

Meanwhile.

In the Middle East region, thousands of miles away.

Inside a dim underground bunker, Hassan looked at the words Li Jiajun sent on his phone screen, his originally squinted eyes instantly widened.

"Three times the speed of sound... thrust... fly two miles away..."

He muttered to himself, his breathing becoming rapid.

He had originally only asked tentatively, not expecting the other party to provide such precise data!

"Allah is above..."

Hassan turned his head to look at the technician beside him, his voice trembling, "Did you hear that? Mr. Li said, as long as you add a pipe, it can fly two miles!"

The technician nodded frantically, his eyes fanatical: "Leader, Mr. Li is guiding us!"

Hassan suppressed the ecstasy in his heart and continued typing.

【Buyer ID: My God! That's terrible! Thank you for your reminder, we will absolutely not do that. Then... there is one more question. If some... for example, a mixture of potassium nitrate and sugar, were accidentally mixed into the tank, would it destroy the explosion-proof layer of the tank?】

Li Jiajun almost jumped out of his chair when he saw this question.

"What the hell?"

He stared at the screen, speechless.

'Where is this a complex usage environment? This is practically a chemical disaster scene! Potassium nitrate and sugar? Isn't this the recipe for homemade solid rocket fuel? What exactly does this customer do? Do they run a sugar factory or a fertilizer factory?'

He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and quickly replied:

【Li Family Toy Factory: Dear! Your idea is very criminal! Absolutely do not! Potassium nitrate and sugar, that is high-energy solid propellant! If it's filled in, even a tiny spark will cause the internal pressure of this tank to skyrocket to several hundred atmospheres in 0.1 seconds!】

【Although my tank uses a hexagonal lattice reinforcement structure, it certainly won't explode, but combined with that pressure relief valve, it will turn into a fire-breathing monster! That flame can spray over ten meters! And the combustion is extremely stable, you won't be able to put it out even if you want to! Be sure to pay attention! You must keep potassium nitrate and sugar away from the tank opening!】

After sending this, Li Jiajun let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that he had averted a potential major safety accident.

And in Middle East.

"Several hundred atmospheres... won't explode... fire-breathing over ten meters... stable combustion..."

Hassan looked at these keywords, feeling his hands shaking.

What is this?

This is the most perfect combustion chamber!

Even the fuel formula and combustion effect have been confirmed!

'Understood... I understand everything...'

Hassan's eyes twinkled with tears. He felt that the Mr. Li on the other side of the screen, although in the Eastern Country, was closely connected to them in heart. He was using this way of reverse warning to subtly and implicitly teach the supreme truth.

What kind of spirit is this?

This is the spirit of internationalism!

Hassan took a deep breath, and with immense reverence, sent the final request.

【Buyer ID: Mr. Li, your professionalism has left me in awe. In order to completely eliminate these terrible safety hazards and prevent subordinates from messing around... I have a presumptuous request.】

【Buyer ID: Can you include a detailed "Safety Operation Manual" with the shipment? The kind that... lists all the "absolutely must not do" dangerous modification methods in detail, as well as instructions on what "terrible consequences" will occur if one accidentally does them? The more detailed the better, preferably with diagrams, so I can stick them on the wall to warn the workers!】

...

Seeing this request, Li Jiajun was moved.

Truly moved.

In all his years of doing business, this was the first time he had seen a customer who valued safety so much and was so responsible!

This person has engraved safe production into their DNA!

"A kindred spirit! This is a kindred spirit!"

Li Jiajun slapped his thigh and sighed to Wang Dachui, "Big Hammer, look! Look at this awareness! This is what you call preventing problems before they happen! They didn't just buy the product, they bought our safety philosophy!"

He immediately replied:

【Li Family Toy Factory: No problem! Dear, your request is very reasonable! It is my honor to meet a responsible customer like you!】

【Don't worry, I won't sleep tonight! I will stay up all night myself to compile the most comprehensive, detailed, and illustrated "jia an no. 1 Dangerous Operation and Forbidden Modification White Paper" for you!】

【I will list all the modification schemes I can think of that could turn this tank into a dangerous good! And mark them with red text saying "Strictly Prohibited to Imitate"! Guaranteed to make your workers understand at a glance, and definitely not dare to mess around!】

【Buyer ID: Thank you so much! Mr. Li, you are our friend forever! This manual is crucial to us!】

Closing the dialog box, Li Jiajun felt full of energy.

"Big Hammer! Go make me a cup of coffee! Make it extra strong!"

Li Jiajun rolled up his sleeves, opened the document, and his eyes became incredibly focused and sacred.

"Tonight, I will fight for safety!"

"I will nip all potential dangers in the bud!"

He did not know that this white paper he was about to write would, in a few days, become a world-shocking martial arts secret manual.

And he, this guardian of safety, would once again be saddled with a scapegoat that he could never shake off.

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