Chapter 263 The Dead Factory Manager Li! An absolutely pure, absolutely safe fishing rod!

This press conference turned into a joke full of dark humor, ending in an extremely comical fashion.

Not only did Curry Country fail in its accusation, but it also became the world's laughingstock once again for the crime of "maliciously defaulting on payments to a private enterprise."

This masterful move by the Eastern Country—neutralizing the attack while counter-striking—dealt a silent blow to the Ugly Country and made Curry Country lose face. It was soon fully analyzed in a video by a famous domestic international affairs blogger, the "Strategic Admiral."

"Brilliant! Simply brilliant!"

In the video, the Strategic Admiral held a folding fan, smiling meaningfully.

"This move is called going with the flow, also known as using the opponent's strength against them."

"Didn't the Ugly Country want to implement 'space terra nullius'? Didn't they want 'first come, first served'? Fine, we'll satisfy you. We even put on a big show of 'grief and indignation' at the United Nations to make you think we were truly desperate."

"And the result?"

"Once you set the rules and paved the legal way, we flipped our cards—hey, sorry, those ten thousand-plus satellites? We already sent them up by hitching a ride on Curry Country's 'Eastern Wind'!"

"This time, the Ugly Country really shot itself in the foot—no, it's more like a comminuted fracture!"

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"And those Curry Sticks... still trying to accuse us..."

"We directly handed over the arbitration application notice at the critical moment, making them stall instantly."

After watching this breakdown...

The Netizens of the Eastern Country suddenly understood, followed by an explosion of earth-shattering laughter.

The entire cyberspace was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

"Hahaha! The Eastern Country's open scheme is just amazing!"

"Yeah, we clearly already had our own Starlink, yet we acted like we were being pushed into a corner. This acting deserves an Oscar!"

"LMAO, the Ugly Country's intestines must be turning green with regret right now."

"And those Curry Sticks, they actually dared to stick their faces out for us to slap."

Amidst the celebration, sharp-eyed Netizens soon pointed out the core key point of this incident.

"In my opinion, the most brilliant one should be that little Factory Director Li, right?"

"To actually think of using someone else's hen to lay our own eggs!"

"Holy crap, I forgot about that if you hadn't mentioned it! When he signed that order with the Curry Sticks, I thought he was going to get scammed. Who knew he had this move up his sleeve?"

"Exactly! Is this a case of a top-tier hunter often appearing in the form of prey?"

"I was wondering why Curry Country hadn't announced the failure earlier. Turns out it wasn't a complete failure; after all, they successfully launched it for us!"

"Hahaha, Curry Country: Even though I exploded, I'm still a successful delivery man?"

Of course, there were also some "new drivers" in the comments who didn't know the situation, asking with confusion:

"Can I ask quietly, is this Li Family Toy Factory some big state-owned factory? How come I've never heard of it?"

Immediately, enthusiastic "old drivers" came out to educate them:

"Upstairs, you don't even know about the Li Family Toy Factory? That's half the sky of our Eastern Country's black technology! Aircraft carrier Arresting Cables, stealth coatings, Swarm Drones... those are all just 'toys' they build!"

"Holy shit! Holy shit! That's so badass?"

"You bet!"

Just as everyone was worshipping the Li Family Toy Factory, someone had a sudden brainwave and posted a bullet comment:

"Hey, brothers, do you think..."

"A lot of people were wondering before who provided the Starlink network support for Venezuela?"

"Do you think it could be this little Factory Director Li?"

As soon as this comment appeared, it instantly enlightened countless people.

Case closed!

Completely closed!

So that mysterious seller who made Musk suffer and drove The Pentagon crazy was our little Factory Director Li!

...

However.

While the Eastern Country's internet was in a frenzy.

On the other side of the ocean.

A thoroughly enraged Musk finally snapped.

Sitting in his mansion, he watched Twitter fill with posts mocking him and saw the heat for the term "Li Family Toy Factory" climbing steadily. The fire of rage in his heart was about to burn through his skull.

"Damn it! Li Jiajun!"

"If you make things hard for me, I'll never let you have it easy either!"

A few minutes later.

Musk personally posted a tweet.

The content was simple, just one sentence: "This is your Eastern Country hero?"

Below it were two pictures.

The first was a screenshot of Li Jiajun's Twitter alt account profile, with the ID—Looking for Art.

The name looked quite literary and high-class.

But.

The second picture was a screenshot of this account's "Following" list.

In that long list, every single one was an adult content blogger with explosive avatars and explicit bios.

Moreover, the taste was extremely specific and consistent.

They were all the kind whose talent displays were very direct—big and white.

Where was the "Looking for Art" in this?

This was clearly looking for the limits of primal human desire!

Once this tweet was sent, it instantly ignited the global internet.

...

This time, Li Jiajun suffered a total social death.

The Eastern Country Netizens, who were just crazily praising him, were stunned for a few seconds after seeing this screenshot, and then...

They went wild with laughter!

"Hahaha! I can't take it, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of Your Excellency, the General!"

"So this is the art you're looking for?"

"Is this the other side of a genius? As expected, there's only a thin line between a genius and a pervert!"

"I like pretty girls too, and so does Factory Director Li. Does that mean I'm equal to Factory Director Li?"

"Applying the formula is really fast."

"No wonder Factory Director Li hasn't been active lately. Turns out he's been indulging in female charms and can't pull himself away?"

"Haha, social death! This is a real social death scene!"

"Thinking about it makes me feel embarrassed for Factory Director Li. After all, if it were me, I'd have to wipe my CU browser history clean before I die to leave a pure reputation in the world!"

"Looking for Art... What the hell kind of 'Looking for Art'! I'm going to use this excuse from now on!"

...

And at this very moment.

In Baishui City, Li Jiajun was lying happily in his boss chair scrolling through his phone.

Looking at the overwhelming news about his "social death" and that familiar Twitter screenshot on his phone...

He was completely dumbfounded.

The soda in his hand almost spilled onto his crotch.

"Holy crap?!"

"Musk?!"

"Are you freaking sick?!"

Li Jiajun was speechless to the extreme.

Is this Old Musk's level of class?

Exposing someone online because he couldn't win a fight?

He actually made his Twitter handle public!

How is this different from an elementary student losing a fight and telling the teacher the other kid isn't wearing underwear?

Too low!

Too despicable!

Of course, what made him most angry wasn't the social death.

What made him most angry was...

When he tried to log into that account to hide his following list...

A red exclamation mark popped up on the screen:

[This account has been permanently banned for violating community rules.]

Li Jiajun stared blankly at the screen.

Musk didn't just expose his account; he used his platform privileges to ban it directly!

This meant...

The treasure bloggers he had worked so hard to collect and meticulously filter for so long...

Those talented, big, white, and dark young ladies...

They were all gone!

He could no longer log into Twitter to see them!

...

After a long time.

Li Jiajun slumped in his chair, looking like he'd lost all hope in life.

He took a deep breath, forcing himself to calm his wounded soul.

"Whatever, I won't lower myself to that petty Ugly Country guy's level."

He comforted himself.

Although he had lost a spiritual home, there had been some good news recently.

It was from a few days ago, an absolutely safe path pointed out to him by Uncle Liu, who had always looked after him.

Although there was a small misunderstanding between him and Uncle Liu, he had to admit that Uncle Liu's suggestion this time was very constructive.

Make Fishing Rods!

That's right.

Making Fishing Rods!

There's no way this thing could be used for war, right? It couldn't possibly be requisitioned for military use, right?

Besides, he had already started taking action.

A confident smile appeared on the corner of Li Jiajun's mouth.

"This time, I'm going to make a pure, absolutely civilian product!"