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Chapter 179: A Boon for Fury Control Enthusiasts!

Ignoring the comments from those silly Netizens in the chat.

Li Jiajun cleared his throat, pointed at Wang Dachui beside him, and said with a firm tone, "This friend this time is Big Hammer's personal friend! A true tycoon with a discerning eye! They didn't even look at the product blueprints and paid the full amount immediately! This is trust! This is the golden signboard of my Li Family Toy Factory!"

Standing to the side, Big Hammer felt the flesh on his chubby face twitch involuntarily when he heard the words "personal friend."

He felt guilty.

But could he say anything?

No, wait, why the hell was he feeling guilty? The boss was right; his friend was indeed a tycoon.

Therefore, Big Hammer slapped his chest with a thunderous sound and roared in a heroic tone, "Exactly! The boss is right! My friend is incredibly generous! He said that as long as it's something produced by our factory, no matter what it is, he wants it! Money is not an issue!"

After finishing, he specially squinted his small eyes at the camera and added, "Moreover, it's cash upfront! Do you understand cash upfront? A fifty-million big order is already sitting in the account!"

When the Netizens in the livestream heard "cash upfront" and saw Big Hammer's confident expression, they immediately went wild.

"Holy crap? Is there really such a tycoon?"

"Blind order? And full payment? Was this friend's brain squeezed by a door?"

"Big Hammer, is your friend authentic?"

"Aren't these two just acting for us?"

"To the person above, if Big Hammer had that kind of money, he wouldn't be here acting as a punching bag."

"That's true, it seems Factory Director Li's bullshitting ability has improved again, even finding a sucker for a blind order."

Li Jiajun looked at these comments; although some words weren't very pleasant, he was in a good mood.

Someone sending money, and it was the "absolutely safe" project pointed out by Uncle Liu; this was simply a double blessing.

He looked smug, and the happiness of being surrounded by money and trust made him feel like he was floating.

"Alright, alright, stop being sour." Li Jiajun faced the camera, a smug smile appearing on the corners of his mouth, "I know you are envious, jealous, and hateful. But this is strength! This is the Militia General... pfft, this is the face of a famous private entrepreneur!"

He slipped up and said the nickname he hated most, immediately causing a wave of "hahaha" in the chat.

"The Main Streamer admitted it! He admitted he is the Militia General!"

"Official certification! Militia General!"

"Your Excellency, the General, please accept this peasant's bow!"

Li Jiajun looked at the screen full of "General" and his mouth twitched.

"This is what they call 'loose lips sink ships,' this mouth of mine." He muttered in his heart.

However, now was not the time to dwell on this.

The point now was to hype up this new project so that everyone would know that he, Li Jiajun, was truly going to benefit the masses this time and was really going to make absolutely safe consumer goods.

He straightened his collar, and the expression on his face became serious and mysterious.

"I know everyone is curious about what kind of new toy could make me this excited."

Li Jiajun paused deliberately, his eyes sweeping across the camera as if making eye contact with millions of Netizens behind the screen.

The chat in the livestream was indeed hooked.

"Hurry up and say it! You're killing me with suspense!"

"Streamer, what kind of new toy are you going to build this time?"

"Yeah, tell us quickly and let us see for ourselves!"

"Stop playing coy; if you keep playing coy, I'm unsubscribing!"

Seeing that the timing was about right, Li Jiajun took a deep breath, leaned back slightly, and struck a pose as if announcing a major decision.

Looking at the screen full of comments, he cleared his throat and announced the answer with an extremely proud tone: "This time, we are building—a robot dog!"

As soon as these three words came out, there was a brief silence in the livestream.

Immediately after, the chat exploded.

But this "explosion" was not the awe and admiration Li Jiajun had expected, but rather a chorus of wailing and disappointment.

"???"

"Just this? A robot dog?"

"I've already taken off my pants, and you show me this?"

"Damn! This time the Militia General is really going to build ordinary toys! No more fun to watch!"

"Let's disperse, let's disperse. What's fun about a robot dog? On Taobao, they cost a few dozen bucks each; they can bark, jump, and do somersaults."

"It's over, my youth is finished. The Streamer has finally bowed to life and started making these toys to coax children."

"Uncle Liu is ecstatic! This time, he finally doesn't have to take quick-acting heart-saving pills!"

Li Jiajun looked at these comments filled with disappointment and was speechless.

What kind of mentality do these people have?

Are they hoping something bad happens to me?

"So, if I don't build something that can explode or fly into the sky, you guys aren't satisfied?" This thought surfaced in his heart.

He was just about to retort, saying that his robot dog wasn't the kind of trash that cost a few dozen bucks, that it contained high technology...

However, before he could speak, another group of Netizens with wild imaginations, or rather, mischief-makers who feared no chaos, began to take over the style of the chat.

The direction of the entire livestream began to run wildly toward a strange and indescribable direction.

First, a comment drifted by weakly: "Can you make the robot dog humanoid?"

This comment was like a spark, instantly igniting the passion of that group of long-lurking perverts.

Immediately after, someone replied: "Make it humanoid? I don't even want to expose you, do I?"

"Hahahaha! The beads from the abacus of the person above hit me in the face! What do you want to use the robot dog for? Tell me!"

"If you ask me, it would be best if it could have babies!"

"Get lost! Who needs a robot, a robot dog is fine, but it must be built to be a bit cute! (Horny drooling.jpg)"

"Holy crap, dog-shaped is okay too? Heavy taste?"

"Furries? There's a pervert here! Police officer, come quickly!"

"The furries above, get lost!"

"I'm not picky, as long as it can move, it's fine, preferably with that... cough cough, the function you all understand."

"I don't understand, the person above should elaborate."

The livestream was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

All kinds of lewd language were flying everywhere, leaving Li Jiajun dumbfounded.

He stared blankly at the screen, feeling that his worldview was undergoing a severe test.

"What is all this?"

"Are Netizens nowadays playing so wild?"

"I'm building a proper robot dog! The kind for guarding the house! How did it turn into that... that indescribable prop in your mouths?"

"It's a sin; this batch of Netizens is too hard to manage." This thought surfaced in his heart.

Li Jiajun's mouth twitched, and facing this out-of-control situation, he decisively activated his traditional skill—

When encountering bad comments, he would pretend he didn't see them.

He shifted his gaze slightly upward, directly ignoring those discussions about "having babies," "humanoid," and "furries," and said to the camera with a righteous face: "Seeing everyone discussing so enthusiastically, I know everyone is very interested in this project!"

"Cough cough, regardless of what... er, unique ideas you have, I must declare that our Li Family Toy Factory builds proper products! Absolutely proper!"

"It is used to serve the people and make life convenient! It is not used to... cough cough, not used to do those strange things!"

As he spoke, he unconsciously read his inner complaints as a voice-over: "Sigh, these people are hopeless; what kind of garbage are they thinking about all day? I, such a pure factory director, simply cannot communicate with them."

Hearing this "voice-over," the Netizens in the livestream laughed even more happily.

"Hahaha! The Main Streamer said his inner thoughts out loud again!"

"Main Streamer: I am very pure, it's you guys who are too dirty."

"Explaining is covering up, and covering up is the truth! Main Streamer, you must have thought about it too!"

"Stop pretending, hurry up and put up the link! Regardless of whether it can have babies or not, as long as it's a Li Family product, it must be a quality product!"

Li Jiajun shook his head helplessly, deciding not to entangle with this bunch of silly Netizens anymore.

Anyway, the direction had been set, the bluff had been made, and now it was time to get to work.

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