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Chapter 66 The Mischievous Kids Are Here! Do You Remember the Swarm Drones from Before?

The perspective returns to Li Jiajun's side.

"So, how does this not count as a toy?"

After using this famous humble-bragging quote to put a perfect end to that livestream, Li Jiajun ended the broadcast with satisfaction.

He had absolutely no interest in paying attention to the huge uproar his little magic trick had caused on the internet, and even less interest in caring about Dr. Wei—the man who had gained temporary fame by trying to debunk him, and who would likely be gloomily contemplating how to eat feces with a sense of ceremony in the future.

At this moment, he was humming a little tune as he leisurely uploaded the product link for dragon knight no. 1 on the backend of his Li Family Toy Factory Official Flagship Store.

Meanwhile, the debate across the entire internet regarding this stealth car had completely shifted toward the special effects side, fueled by Dr. Wei's viral video containing a toxic oath that staked his entire career.

Although Li Jiajun's livestream room had a black screen, it was incredibly lively inside, having turned into a massive scene of mockery and a gathering place for onlookers.

"family, I'll bet fifty cents that the Main Streamer definitely doesn't dare to come out. He bragged too much and can't even back it up himself!"

"Exactly, even Dr. Wei made a toxic oath; this has to be special effects! Right now, the whole internet is probably waiting to see how the Main Streamer cleans up this mess."

"I bet his next step is to announce a strategic partnership with some special effects company, and then take the opportunity to launch a dragon knight no. 1 collaboration skin to gloss over this whole thing."

...

Amidst the hustle and bustle, time passed.

Soon after setting up the product link, Li Jiajun started the livestream again, but this time the title was very simple—"Little Factory Director Li—dragon knight no. 1, Limited Release."

In the livestream room, Li Jiajun sat in his comfortable executive chair. He didn't even bother to interact with the audience, simply facing the camera and announcing in an extremely flat tone: "At the request of many fans, dragon knight no. 1 is now officially on sale. At this stage, there is only one unit available globally, with a unified price of exactly twenty thousand yuan. Honest prices for all, young and old alike."

As soon as this price was announced, the entire livestream room instantly exploded.

The special effects faction and Dr. Wei's fans, who were already mocking him relentlessly, found an outlet, and comments flooded in like a tidal wave.

"Twenty thousand yuan?! Streamer, have you gone crazy for money? You dare to sell a video special effect for twenty thousand?"

"Holy crap! family! I declare that the biggest sucker of the year is about to be born! Whoever buys this is the ultimate idiot!"

"I get it! The Streamer is doing performance art! He wants to use this price to satirize us mortals who don't understand his art!"

"Brothers, stop arguing. I'm already screen recording. Just waiting for this link to hang there for a month with no interest, and then we'll see the Main Streamer crying as he lowers the price!"

Li Jiajun looked at these comments with no expression on his face, even leisurely picking up his teacup for a sip. This was exactly the effect he wanted.

And then, under everyone's gaze, the product link in the shopping cart instantly turned into a gray 'Sold Out'!

From listing to selling out, the entire process took no more than three seconds!

The dense, scrolling comments in the livestream room came to a screeching halt at this moment, vanishing without a trace.

Everyone stared blankly at the glaring 'Sold Out' text, their minds going completely blank.

After a few seconds of silence, a string of question marks began to float across the screen.

"????? It... it sold?"

"Holy shit! There really is a sucker?! Who is it? Who has such fast hands?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! The Streamer must have hired a shill! I don't believe it!"

As if he had expected their reaction long ago, Li Jiajun leisurely displayed a screenshot of the order details page from the backend on the livestream screen.

Order Status: Paid.

Buyer ID: Long Aoao.

Upon seeing this ID, the livestream room exploded once again. All the old fans remembered—wasn't this the kid with the steady voice who had connected with the Streamer a few days ago?!

"Damn! It really was The little brother who bought it?!"

"Where did he get so much money? He just spent twenty thousand yuan like that?!"

"Did you guys forget? During the last call, the study behind that little brother was bigger than a whole wall in my house! And it was made of mahogany! He's clearly a top-tier rich second generation!"

"Case closed! We thought he was the biggest sucker of the year, but it turns out he just has too much pocket money with nowhere to spend it!"

...

Amidst the shock and discussion, Li Jiajun looked at the comments, and a knowing smile finally appeared on his face. He cleared his throat and began his classic routine of reciting his inner thoughts as narration.

"Sigh, the development of things is indeed as I expected." He looked at the ceiling, his tone carrying a hint of loneliness as he muttered to himself in self-narration, "The reason I only listed one unit was because I knew this group of loser Netizens in front of the screen definitely wouldn't believe it. Their level of cognition and the thickness of their wallets determine that they can only talk. But facts speak louder than words. Once little friend Long Aoao receives the goods, I'll find a time to connect with him again. I'll let him take a lap around his residential area so everyone can see if this dragon knight no. 1 is actually a special effect, breaking these people's doubts. By then, these people will surely scramble to buy their own cars for their children, crying and begging me to list a second one."

These words once again enraged the Netizens in the livestream room.

"Main Streamer, you're dreaming! Even if it's real, we won't buy it!"

"Exactly! Do you think we're stupid? Selling a toy for twenty thousand?"

"We'll see how you get that little brother to act as your shill!"

"You're roasting us like this, aren't you afraid we'll unfollow you?"

Li Jiajun looked at these stubborn comments. He didn't argue; instead, he suddenly seemed to realize something. An expression of sudden realization appeared on his face as he nodded and once again began his narration mode.

"Hmm... no, it seems I still miscalculated."

This sudden self-negation instantly perked up the Netizens.

"Hahaha! The Main Streamer finally admitted he was wrong!"

"I knew it! We saw through your little scheme!"

"Finally realized that we aren't that easy to fool?"

Just as the Netizens thought they had won a round, Li Jiajun's next words made everyone's heart turn cold.

His tone was full of sympathy as he sighed leisurely and continued his narration: "Where I miscalculated was... I seem to have gotten my target customer group wrong from the very beginning. I kept thinking about having these Netizens buy cars for their children to play with, but I forgot... most of them are single dogs who don't even have girlfriends. Without children, why would they buy a small children's car? Sigh, my mistake, my mistake."

These words completely detonated the livestream room.

The comments that were frantically shouting just moments ago vanished without a trace instantly.

Everyone felt a tightness in their chests, feeling incredibly uncomfortable.

After a long while, a few comments full of resentment finally drifted across the screen.

"Killing us... and then crushing our souls too?"

"Streamer... I beg you... be a decent human being..."

"I feel like my dignity and my wallet have both been insulted tonight."

"Reported. Reason: The Streamer is launching a mental attack on me!"

Li Jiajun felt extremely satisfied looking at these comments. He peeked at the heart-stricken remarks and revealed a triumphant smile.

Then, he ended the livestream with contentment, leaving tens of thousands of Netizens to silently lick their wounded souls in front of the black screen.

Looking at the Netizens who were still discussing even while the screen was black, Li Jiajun chuckled again in his heart.

'A bunch of amateurs, still trying to fight me?' he thought. 'Just wait. Once the word of mouth starts to spread, this dragon knight no. 1 will definitely become the first flagship product of my Li Family Toy Factory!'

Of course, some might say this isn't the first, right? What about the previous Swarm Drones?

Li Jiajun wanted to say that was an accident. The past is too painful to recall under the bright moon; let's not mention the past anymore.

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