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154: Chapter 154 The Big Show of the Year: The Secret Life of a Husky!
Su Yun had long expected them to react this way.
If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, no one would truly believe it.
But the images seen through Tianji Divine Calculation were crystal clear.
"Whether I'm joking or not, won't we know if we just give it a try?"
Su Yun leaned back in his chair and said leisurely, "Now, pretend you're leaving for work."
"Close the door heavily, then wait outside."
"Open the home surveillance app on your phone, and let's see together what this roommate of yours does after you leave."
Although Hou Hao was full of doubt, seeing Su Yun's certain gaze, his heart began to race with uncertainty.
Could it be... this dog thing really did it?
"Fine! I'll try it once!"
Hou Hao gritted his teeth, set up his phone, and aimed it at the living room.
Then he put on his coat, picked up his briefcase, and walked to the door.
"Er Bing! Daddy's going to work! Be good at home!"
Hou Hao shouted intentionally, then opened the door and walked out.
"Bang!"
The security door was slammed shut.
...
In the hallway, the motion-sensor lights flickered.
Hou Hao leaned against the cold wall, clutching his phone tightly, his palms covered in sweat.
The screen displayed the real-time surveillance footage of his living room.
In the livestream room, millions of eyes were staring fixedly at that huge dog bed through the small screen.
The atmosphere was inexplicably tense.
It was even more breath-holding than when they caught those vampire parents just now.
"Everyone, don't blink."
Su Yun's relaxed voice came through, "Coming up next is the annual blockbuster, 'The Secret Life of a Husky'."
As soon as he finished speaking.
In the surveillance footage, Er Bing, who had been sleeping like a dead pig, suddenly twitched an ear.
Next, he slowly opened one eye.
That blue dog eye revealed a shrewdness completely inconsistent with his usual intelligence.
He didn't get up immediately, but kept that sprawled-out posture, slightly raising his head to look toward the front door.
After confirming there was no movement.
This guy moved.
He flipped up directly from the dog bed with a sharp movement.
His movements were agile, not at all like a Husky that usually only knows how to wreck the house and act stupid.
He first walked to the door, pressed his ear against the crack to listen for a while, confirming Hou Hao had really left.
Then, he turned around and walked with a swaggering gait straight toward the computer desk in the corner of the living room.
The bullet chat in the livestream room instantly vanished for a second.
Then, it exploded frantically.
"Holy crap! This dog has become a spirit!"
"Look at that positioning! Look at that gaze! Is this a freaking dog?"
"I have a bad feeling about this..."
Hou Hao watched the screen, his mouth open wide enough to fit an egg.
But this was only the beginning.
Er Bing skillfully jumped onto the gaming chair.
He propped himself up with his back legs, front paws on the desk, sitting properly like he meant business.
Then, he reached out his right paw and accurately slapped the power button on the computer tower.
"Beep."
A soft sound.
The RGB lights of the computer case lit up, and the fans started spinning.
The monitor lit up, entering the desktop directly.
To save trouble, Hou Hao never set a startup password, which gave Er Bing great convenience.
The next scene made everyone doubt their lives.
Er Bing didn't just mash the keyboard.
He brought his wet nose to the mouse and actually started nudging it!
The cursor on the screen moved with his actions.
He skillfully found the browser icon and gave it a gentle nudge with his nose.
Double-clicked to open.
Then, the cursor moved to the first bookmark in the favorites folder.
There were four large characters written there: [Tian Tian Dancing].
Clicked to enter.
Dynamic music instantly filled the entire living room.
On the screen, a sweet-looking female streamer in revealing clothes was swaying her hips to the music.
Er Bing watched the screen, his big fluffy tail wagging behind the gaming chair like a propeller.
He even bared his teeth in a "creepy pervert grin," tongue hanging out to one side, drool almost dripping onto the keyboard.
"Pfft!"
Su Yun almost spat out the tea he had just sipped all over the screen.
"This is the haunting you were talking about?"
Su Yun pointed at the screen, his shoulders shaking with laughter, "This isn't a ghost; this is clearly an LSP!"
Hou Hao stood in the hallway dumbfounded, completely petrified.
"This... this is the dog I raised?"
"He usually can't even learn to shake hands, and he'd scratch my leg for a piece of ham, but he knows how to use a computer to watch livestreams?"
The viewers in the livestream room were laughing like crazy.
"Hahaha! I'm dying! This dog is legendary!"
"Is this the legendary 'dog eyes looking down on people'? No, it's 'dog eyes looking at girls'!"
"Decent taste! This streamer's dance is pretty energetic."
But it wasn't over yet.
Er Bing was clearly not satisfied with just being a quiet viewer.
Listening to the music and watching the beauty, he became more and more excited.
Suddenly.
He raised a paw, hovering it over the keyboard.
The posture was like a master about to play a piano piece.
Then.
"Slap!"
He slapped his paw down on a shortcut key near the Enter key.
Brilliant fireworks instantly exploded on the screen.
[User "Er Bing the Great Demon King" sent "Super Rocket" x1!]
This one rocket cost two thousand yuan!
Hou Hao's phone vibrated at the same time.
A deduction SMS popped up.
[Your bank card spent 2,000 RMB at 20:15, transaction party: Maoya Livestream Platform.]
Hou Hao looked at the text message, then at the silly dog still wagging its tail frantically on the screen, and tears almost fell.
"My money! That's my hard-earned money!"
"This spendthrift! I usually hesitate for a long time just to buy him a bag of imported dog food, but he doesn't even blink when tipping a streamer a rocket!"
However, Er Bing's operations continued.
He seemed to feel that one rocket wasn't enough to express his love.
Two more "slap-slaps" with his paw.
[User "Er Bing the Great Demon King" sent "Sports Car" x1!]
[User "Er Bing the Great Demon King" sent "Confession Balloon" x1!]
Another few hundred yuan gone.
The streamer Tian Tian saw this string of gifts and laughed joyfully, blowing a kiss to the camera.
"Thank you, Brother Er Bing! Brother Er Bing is so generous! Brother Er Bing is the most handsome! Muah!"
Hearing "Brother Er Bing," Er Bing got so excited.
He tilted his head back and let out an "Awoo," the howl filled with pride and satisfaction.
Su Yun couldn't help but shake his head at the scene.
"This dog is beyond help."
"A typical simp, and a literal one at that."
At this moment, Hou Hao could no longer hold back.
"I'm going to kill you, you spendthrift!"
He let out a roar, slammed open the security door, and charged into the living room like a cannonball.
"Bang!"
The loud sound of the door opening startled Er Bing, who was immersed in his happy place.
But this guy's reaction speed was practically at the level of a special forces soldier.
The moment Hou Hao rushed in.
With lightning speed, Er Bing slapped his paw on the monitor's power switch.
The screen went black.
Then he naturally flopped onto the floor, belly up, eyes closed, tongue out.
Snoring sounds immediately started.
The entire process was smooth and seamless, taking less than two seconds from start to finish.
By the time Hou Hao rushed to the computer desk.
All he saw was a black-screened computer and a Husky sleeping soundly, seemingly oblivious to the outside world.
If he hadn't seen the surveillance with his own eyes, Hou Hao would have doubted if he was hallucinating.