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59: Chapter 59 These two fake masters actually came to their deaths?

Su Yun's finger was just hovering over the Lucky Bag button when the screen suddenly flickered twice.

Two huge connection request pop-ups appeared, directly covering the Lucky Bag interface.

['Celestial Master Zhang of the Zhengyi Sect' is requesting a connection]

['Daoist Qingfeng' is requesting a connection]

Immediately after, it was as if a water army had flooded the livestream; the direction of the comments shifted instantly.

"Celestial Master Zhang is here! This fake master is about to show his true colors!"

"Daoist Qingfeng has real skills. Su Yun, do you dare to accept?"

"If you don't dare to accept, it means you have a guilty conscience! You're a fraud!"

"Accept it! Weren't you acting all arrogant just now?"

Su Yun looked at the screen without even furrowing his brow.

He withdrew his hand from the Lucky Bag, picked up the thermos next to him, and took a slow sip of water.

"I originally wanted to give the family some benefits, but I didn't expect some people to be in such a hurry to seek death."

Su Yun put down the cup, his face wearing that signature faint smile.

"Since you want to be famous so badly, I'll grant your wish."

Click.

With a light click of the mouse, he agreed to the connection.

The screen split into three sections.

On the left was Su Yun, in a white shirt, clean and sharp, leaning back in his chair as if watching a play.

In the top right corner was that 'Celestial Master Zhang,' wearing a purple Daoist robe with so much hair gel a fly wouldn't be able to keep its footing. The background was a Jinbi Huihuang statue of a deity.

In the bottom right corner was 'Daoist Qingfeng,' holding a fly-whisk, with various peach wood swords and copper coin swords arranged behind him. He looked quite intimidating.

As soon as these three were in the same frame, the livestream completely exploded.

The number of people online soared directly to eight hundred thousand!

This wasn't just a livestream; it was practically a battle of the gods... or rather, a scene from a demon-revealing mirror.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Worthy."

Celestial Master Zhang in the top right was the first to speak.

He put on airs, looking at the camera through his nostrils, his tone full of arrogance.

"This humble Daoist is Zhang Xuanji, a legitimate descendant of Mount Longhu."

"I recently heard that a Master Su appeared online and has turned the metaphysics circle into a foul mess. I simply could not stand by and watch any longer."

Daoist Qingfeng in the bottom right immediately followed up, flicking the fly-whisk in his hand.

"Senior Brother is right. Metaphysics is a Great Dao for saving the world and the people. How can we tolerate a charlatan who only knows how to use his silver tongue to swindle people?"

"Today, we shall act on behalf of Heaven and expose your true face!"

The two of them sang in harmony, their coordination perfectly synchronized.

Clearly, they had rehearsed a script beforehand.

Watching their performance, Su Yun couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Act on behalf of Heaven?"

He leaned forward slightly, staring into the camera.

"With just you two? One with a mouth full of porcelain veneers, and the other with a beard that's glued on?"

Daoist Qingfeng subconsciously touched his chin, his expression shifting.

"Stop trying to win with clever words!"

Celestial Master Zhang slammed the table, causing the camera to shake.

"Su Yun, don't try to cause trouble here."

"Since we're connected, let's play by the rules."

"In front of the entire internet audience, we'll have a remote duel of dharma!"

"If you lose, you will admit on the spot that you are a fraud, quit the internet permanently, and donate all the money you've swindled! Do you dare?"

The comments were filled with people egging them on.

"Do you dare! Do you dare!"

"Is Su Yun chickening out?"

"This is the pressure of the regular army!"

Su Yun raised an eyebrow.

"Quit the internet?"

He shook his head, his tone carrying a bit of disdain.

"That's too light."

Celestial Master Zhang and Daoist Qingfeng were stunned for a moment.

Too light? Is this guy crazy?

Su Yun continued, "Let's play for something more exciting. Don't talk about quitting the internet; once an account is deleted, it can be re-registered. It's boring."

"Let's bet bigger."

Su Yun held up a finger and shook it in front of the camera.

"The loser goes to the nearest police station to surrender and confesses every immoral thing they've ever done in their life."

"How about it? Do you dare?"

The livestream went quiet for about two seconds.

Then the comments scrolled even more frantically.

"Holy crap! Playing that big?"

"Surrender? This is sending yourself in to stomp on a sewing machine!"

"Master Su came prepared!"

"If they lose, they'll spend the rest of their lives in the slammer!"

Celestial Master Zhang and Daoist Qingfeng's faces visibly stiffened.

They had originally wanted to ride the trend, ruin Su Yun's reputation, and incidentally drive traffic to sell their goods.

Who could have imagined this lunatic would go all-in right from the start?

And surrender to the police?

Didn't they know exactly how much dirt they had on themselves?

"What? Scared?"

Seeing their hesitation, the corners of Su Yun's mouth curled into a mocking arc.

"Weren't you barking quite loudly just now? Legitimate descendants? Acting on behalf of Heaven?"

"If you don't even have this much courage, why bother practicing the Dao? Go home and do pedicures instead."

Provocation.

Blatant provocation.

But in front of eight hundred thousand viewers, this tactic was the most effective.

If they backed down now, they could forget about ever working in this industry again.

Celestial Master Zhang gritted his teeth and shot a look at Daoist Qingfeng.

What was there to fear?

They had prepared some high-tech tricks!

No matter how well Su Yun could divine, could he possibly break their magic through a screen?

"Fine! A bet is a bet!"

Celestial Master Zhang shouted, biting the bullet.

"This humble Daoist is upright and fears no shadows! Today I will make you accept your defeat wholeheartedly!"

Daoist Qingfeng also chimed in, "That's right! Today we'll let you witness what true Daoist magic and divine powers are!"

Su Yun nodded and made a 'please' gesture.

"Alright, you are the guests, so I'll let you go first. Don't say I'm bullying you."

Daoist Qingfeng snorted coldly and stood up.

He cleared the things on the table, leaving only a yellow talisman paper.

"All believers, watch closely!"

As Daoist Qingfeng spoke, he began to chant incantations in a mysterious manner.

"Heaven is divine, Earth is divine, by order of the Supreme Lord Laozi, swift as a decree!"

The fly-whisk in his hand danced wildly in the air, and his feet performed some nonsensical steps.

After chanting for about a minute, he suddenly widened his eyes and pointed his finger at the yellow paper on the table.

"Fire, come!"

No sooner had he spoken.

The yellow paper that had been lying quietly on the table actually began to emit a puff of white smoke.

Immediately after.

Whoosh!

The yellow paper burst into flames out of thin air, burning to ashes in the blink of an eye!

The entire audience was in an uproar!

"Holy crap! It really caught fire?"

"What's the principle behind this? There was no ignition!"

"This is real magic! I'm kneeling!"

"Daoist Qingfeng is awesome! This is a real master!"

"Su Yun is finished now. How can he top this?"

Looking at the praise in the comments, Daoist Qingfeng smugly stroked his beard.

This was a 'special skill' he had spent a lot of money to buy. As long as he mastered the timing and temperature, it could absolutely leave people stunned.

He looked at Su Yun, his eyes full of provocation.

"Su Yun, did you see this humble Daoist's Samadhi True Fire clearly?"

"This is a divine power I have cultivated for thirty years, capable of summoning heavenly fire to eliminate demons and uphold the Dao!"

"A commoner like you has probably never even seen such a thing, right?"

Celestial Master Zhang also chimed in from the side, "Su Yun, just admit defeat! Some things cannot be smeared just by your mouth."

Su Yun's fans were getting a little panicked.

After all, the visual impact was too strong.

Creating fire from a distance completely exceeded the cognition of ordinary people.

Could it be that real magic actually exists in this world?

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