155: Chapter 155 Typing? No, it uses speech-to-text!

"Keep acting! Go on, keep acting!"

Hou Hao trembled with rage, pointing at Er Bing on the floor and cursing.

Er Bing didn't even lift an eyelid; he even rolled over, turning his butt toward Hou Hao and letting out a few sleep-muttering grunts.

With acting like that, the Oscars owed him a little gold man.

"Still acting, are you?"

Hou Hao let out a cold laugh and reached out to touch the back of the monitor.

It was scalding hot.

"This monitor is hot enough to fry an egg, and you're telling me you were sleeping?"

Hou Hao grabbed Er Bing's ear and yanked him up from the floor.

"Awoo! Awoo!"

Er Bing was still playing dumb, looking at Hou Hao with an innocent face. His eyes were clear and foolish, as if saying: 'Poop scooper, what's wrong with you? This dog was just dreaming about eating meat!'

The viewers in the livestream were laughing so hard their stomachs hurt.

"This acting completely crushes those 'Little Fresh Meat' idols!"

"Er Bing: As long as I'm not embarrassed, you're the one who's embarrassed."

"Hou Hao: I freaking raised a Movie King!"

Su Yun watched the standoff between man and dog and added fuel to the fire with a smile.

"Hou Hao, don't just focus on being angry."

"Do you think it's as simple as him just watching livestreams and sending gifts?"

"This dog of yours is at a much higher level than you."

Hou Hao froze, still clutching the dog's ear.

"Master, what do you mean? What else can he do?"

Su Yun pointed at the computer screen.

"Turn on the monitor and look at the private messages in the backend of that livestream platform."

Hou Hao half-doubtingly turned on the monitor.

The webpage hadn't been closed yet; it was still on that livestream room.

He clicked the private message icon in the top right corner.

The list was full of chat logs with that female streamer named 'Tian Tian.'

And they were long-winded essays!

Hou Hao clicked one at random and was completely stunned.

[Er Bing the Great Demon King]: Tian Tian, tonight's dance was so beautiful; it made me feel all hot.

[Tian Tian]: Oh, Brother Er Bing, you're so naughty~ As long as you like it, I'll dance for you every day.

[Er Bing the Great Demon King]: Really? Then I'll come to support you every day from now on. I'll spend all my money on you.

[Tian Tian]: Brother is so good to Tian Tian! Brother, what kind of work do you do? How are you so rich?

[Er Bing the Great Demon King]: I work in security. I'm usually quite free; I just watch the house and guard the courtyard. My family provides food and housing.

Hou Hao looked at these words and felt like his brain couldn't process it.

He turned to look at Er Bing, his eyes filled with horror.

"Master, this... he typed this too?"

"He can type? He knows Pinyin?"

"Is this a freaking Husky? This is the reincarnation of the Howling Celestial Dog!"

Su Yun waved his hand and explained, "Of course he doesn't know Pinyin."

"Look closely at the input method."

Hou Hao looked down.

He saw that in the input method bar, the 'Voice-to-Text' function was actually turned on!

"Case closed."

Su Yun said calmly, "Even though your dog can't write, he can bark."

"Voice recognition technology is so advanced now. With a little training, recognizing a dog's bark is no problem."

"Don't believe me? Click that voice input and let him bark a couple of times to try."

Hou Hao swallowed hard and clicked the voice button in the input box.

Then he looked at Er Bing.

Er Bing seemed to know he couldn't keep up the act anymore.

He simply stopped pretending, sat on the chair, faced the microphone, and barked affectionately.

"Woof! Woof woof!"

The next second.

A line of text automatically popped up in the text box on the screen.

[Hey beautiful, up for a date?]

*Boom!*

Hou Hao felt like he'd been struck by lightning; his whole world was falling apart.

The livestream chat exploded completely.

"Holy crap!!! That actually works?"

"This voice recognition has gained sentience! Level 10 Dog Language!"

"'Woof woof woof' translated to 'Hey beautiful, up for a date?' This translation is truly faithful, expressive, and elegant!"

"Er Bing: Poop scooper, take notes. This is how you pick up girls!"

Hou Hao looked at that line of text, then at the smug Er Bing, feeling his worldview of over twenty years collapse.

He was a single dog.

And yet the actual dog he raised was hitting on girls online!

And he was doing it incredibly well!

"Security work, watching the house and guarding the courtyard, food and housing provided..."

Hou Hao muttered to himself, reciting the words from the chat log.

"There's freaking nothing wrong with that description!"

"He really does watch the house! And I really do provide food and housing!"

"So in his eyes, I'm just a sucker who provides room and board?"

Su Yun looked at Hou Hao's 'done with life' expression and couldn't help laughing. "Alright, stop questioning your life."

"Even though this is quite ridiculous, the facts are right before your eyes."

"This dog of yours really did become the Top Contributor through his own merit."

"However..."

Su Yun's tone shifted, a hint of playfulness flashing in his eyes.

"Since the online relationship has started and the money has been spent."

"We should at least meet this Goddess Tian Tian who has Er Bing so head over heels, right?"

Hou Hao was stunned. "Meet? How?"

Su Yun tapped the screen a few times.

"A cross-channel link, of course."

"I'm also quite curious about what kind of sacred being this female streamer is, who can understand dog language and chat so warmly with a dog."

...

In the livestream, the curiosity of millions of viewers was piqued.

Everyone wanted to see what kind of sacred being this female streamer was, who could chat so warmly with a Husky and make the dog willingly gift rockets.

Su Yun didn't dawdle. He typed a few times on the keyboard and sent a link invitation directly to the streamer named 'Tian Tian.'

Since it was a cross-platform link, the other party had to agree.

However, Su Yun's reputation was now famous across the entire internet.

Plus, with those rockets Er Bing had just sent, Tian Tian was in a state of excitement. She probably clicked agree without even looking when she saw the link request.

*Beep!*

A soft sound rang out.

The livestream screen instantly split into three.

On the left was Su Yun calmly drinking tea; on the top right was the 'done with life' Hou Hao and the Husky Er Bing still pretending to sleep; on the bottom right, a pink-themed livestream room appeared.

In the frame, a female streamer who indeed looked quite sweet was making a finger heart at the camera.

The beauty filter was cranked up so high her chin could stab someone to death, and her skin was as white as a freshly painted wall.

"Wow! We actually connected!"

Tian Tian's voice was a standard squeaky, cutesy 'jiazi' voice, making people's bones feel soft.

She immediately saw Hou Hao in the top right frame.

Although Hou Hao currently had messy 'chicken coop' hair and dark circles so heavy it looked like he'd been punched twice, this didn't stop Tian Tian from exercising her professional skills.

After all, the ID that just sent the gifts was 'Er Bing the Great Demon King.'

And in her mind, that represented a big spender.

"Oh my! Isn't this Brother Er Bing?"

Tian Tian's eyes lit up instantly, and she almost pressed herself against the camera.

"Brother, you're finally willing to show your face! I knew you'd be a handsome guy!"

"Even though you look a bit haggard, this melancholic vibe is just perfect! I just love this kind of decadent-style hunk!"