44: Chapter 44 Iron Shield Men's Underwear? Help me advertise?

"Master, I give up." Zhang Wei sighed, climbed out of bed, and started packing his things.

"I'd better choose the best strategy."

"Stainless steel pants... they're too hard on the waist."

While stuffing clothes into his suitcase, he didn't forget to say to the camera: "Master, I will never forget your life-saving grace today."

"Please accept this small token of appreciation; consider it my hush money."

"I beg you, please don't mention the words 'chrysanthemum withered' again. I'm seriously going to lose it."

As soon as he finished speaking, special effects exploded in the live stream.

[Zhang Wei gifted the streamer Douyin No. 1 × 3!]

Three large rockets soared into the air, lighting up the live stream. After sending the gifts, Zhang Wei didn't stay for even a second.

He cut the connection immediately.

The lifeless face of Zhang Wei disappeared from the screen, leaving only Su Yun's handsome face with a mischievous grin.

"He ran away pretty fast." Su Yun looked at the darkened connection window and shook his head with a smile.

He picked up his teacup to moisten his throat, then turned to the camera to deliver his closing remarks.

"My friends, today's case is very educational."

"It teaches us a profound lesson."

Su Yun's expression became serious, and his voice raised a few notches.

"In this complex and ever-changing society, danger is everywhere."

"It's not just girls who need to learn to protect themselves."

"Boys out there need to protect themselves too!"

"Especially when facing same-sex friends who are overly enthusiastic towards you, you must keep your eyes peeled."

"Otherwise, when the 'chrysanthemum withered' and covers the ground in wounds, it will be too late for regrets."

As soon as he finished speaking, the familiar synthesized electronic voice rang in his mind right on cue.

[Ding!]

[Congratulations to the host! You assisted another in recognizing reality, avoided emotional disputes (or the 'chrysanthemum withered' tragedy), and successfully changed the target's fate.]

[Reward: 30 merit points.]

The smile on Su Yun's face stiffened.

Only thirty points?

He complained wildly in his mind.

"System, isn't your judgment criteria a bit flawed?"

"I protected the innocence of a young man in his prime!"

"Do you know how important that flower in the back is for a male college student?"

"That's dignity! That's the bottom line!"

"Why only thirty points? Are you trying to brush off a beggar?"

The system didn't react at all, as if it had crashed, and couldn't be bothered to respond to Su Yun's protest.

Su Yun rolled his eyes.

Forget it, even a mosquito is meat. Thirty points will have to do; it's better than nothing.

These days, it's hard to be a good person, and even harder to be a good Taoist.

I helped someone protect their 'back garden,' and the system only gave me this little bit of hard-earned money; it's even darker than a capitalist.

However, the viewers in the live stream didn't care if Su Yun was bitter; the bullet chat area was livelier than Chinese New Year.

"Chrysanthemum withered, wounds all over the ground, your smile has turned yellow…"

"Stop singing, person above, I can picture it now!"

"Zhang Wei: Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the seasons have been warmed."

"To be honest, after tonight, I'll never be able to look my roommate in the eye again."

"Same! My roommate got up to go to the bathroom just now, and I was so scared I almost called the police!"

Just as the screen was full of jokes, a series of brilliant special effects exploded on the live stream's main screen.

[Iron Shield Men's Underwear gifted Carnival × 1!]

[Iron Shield Men's Underwear gifted Carnival × 2!]

[Iron Shield Men's Underwear gifted Carnival × 10!]

A full ten Carnivals! That's 30,000 RMB!

The bullet comments, which were originally spamming memes, paused for a moment, and then the tone changed immediately.

"Holy crap! Boss, you're crazy!"

"Iron Shield Underwear? That name sounds really tough!"

"Is this here to ride the trend? This move is 666!"

"The boss is generous! Wishing the boss good health and all the best!"

Su Yun raised an eyebrow, looking at this sudden wealthy ID.

These days, merchants have a sense of smell even sharper than a dog's.

The "chrysanthemum withered" case just ended, and this underwear seller already showed up?

Following that, the "Iron Shield Men's Underwear" account sent a conspicuous colored bullet comment.

"Master Su! I am the person in charge of the Iron Shield brand! I just watched your live stream and was deeply inspired!"

"Can we ask you to help promote our goods? Our underwear focuses on being wear-resistant, breathable, and tough!"

"This is practically a custom-made anti-wolf artifact for the masses of male compatriots!"

Su Yun looked at this bullet comment and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Anti-wolf artifact? Just with a few pieces of fabric?

Su Yun cleared his throat and waved at the camera.

"Boss, thank you for the Carnivals."

"But I'll pass on promoting products. After all, I'm a proper streamer; I don't do that kind of superficial stuff."

"Besides, your claim about an 'anti-wolf artifact' is a bit of an exaggeration."

Su Yun pointed to the screen and began to analyze it seriously.

"Let's take that student Wang Qiang from just now as an example."

"He's an athlete, 1.85 meters tall, and covered in muscles."

"Do you think that layer of cotton cloth of yours can withstand the attack of such a heavy tank?"

"Let alone cotton, even denim, in the face of such absolute power, is nothing but a paper tiger that tears at a touch."

The viewers in the live stream were laughing like crazy.

"Hahahaha! 'Paper tiger', that's hilarious!"

"Boss: I came to advertise, not to have you tear down my business!"

"Master Su, why are you telling such hard truths? Give the boss some face!"

"Wang Qiang: There is no fabric I cannot tear!"

The Iron Shield boss seemed unwilling to give up and sent another bullet comment.

"Master! Our underwear uses high-index combed cotton; it's really sturdy! Even if two adults pull on it, it won't break!"

Su Yun tutted and shook his head.

"Boss, you still don't get it."

"This isn't a question of whether it's sturdy or not; it's a question of physical defense levels."

"Since you want to enter the anti-wolf market, I can offer you a suggestion."

Su Yun picked up the teacup on the table, took a sip, and then said solemnly.

"You could consider developing a high-end product line."

"Don't use cotton for the material; go straight for Kevlar fiber, the kind used for bulletproof vests."

"Or to be more direct, just like the drawing I made for Zhang Wei earlier, go straight for 304 stainless steel woven mesh."

"Add an alloy shield to the critical areas, equipped with a fingerprint lock or voice-activated lock."

"I've even thought of the slogan for you: Iron Shield Men's Underwear, a man's last line of defense! Wear it, and let your rear be as solid as a fortress!"

"Only by making it like this can it truly be called iron underpants, and only then can it truly defend against special forces soldiers like Wang Qiang."

Su Yun said all of this fluently, without even stuttering.

The live stream completely exploded.

"What the hell is 'iron underpants'!"

"Kevlar fiber underwear? Is this for the battlefield?"

"Boss, write this down! This is a get-rich-quick guide!"

"To be honest, if they really release a stainless steel version, I'll definitely get two pairs; the sense of security would be maxed out!"

"I imagined the scene; in the future, when doing that, you have to take out a key to unlock it first? Hahahaha!"