156: Chapter 156 The female anchor completely broke down!

The viewers in the livestream room almost spat out their dinner from the night before upon hearing those words.

[What the hell is a 'decadent-style handsome guy'? This is clearly a programmer who's worked overtime until he looks like a dog, okay?]

[Is this streamer's mouth coated in honey? She can actually praise him like that?]

[Hou Hao: I'm not a handsome guy, I'm a victim.]

Listening to that cloying, high-pitched voice that made his skin crawl, Hou Hao's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

He opened his mouth, just about to explain.

As it turned out, Tian Tian gave him no chance at all, continuing her output like a machine gun.

"Brother Er Bing, I received those rockets just now, love you, muah!"

"By the way, Brother, about that matter we discussed in the private messages..."

Tian Tian's cheeks flushed slightly, putting on a shy and bashful look.

"You said you work in security, usually watching over houses and courtyards, with meals and lodging provided."

"I knew you were just being low-key, Brother! How could an ordinary security guard afford to gift rockets?"

"You must be the president of some large security group, or a hidden billionaire with a private estate at home, right?"

"The kind of big shot who personally inspects his territory just to experience life—that's how it's written in novels!"

Listening to these words, Hou Hao felt like his brain was throbbing.

What the hell is 'inspecting his territory'!

That's just marking territory by peeing on the residential compound's lawn, okay!

"Um... Miss Tian Tian, please stop for a moment."

Hou Hao really couldn't listen anymore and quickly interrupted her fantasy.

"First of all, I'm not called Er Bing, my name is Hou Hao."

"Secondly, I'm not some president of a security group; I'm just a miserable worker who writes code."

Tian Tian froze for a moment, then covered her mouth and started giggling.

"Oh, Brother, you're so humorous! Hou Hao is your real name, right? Er Bing must be your screen name!"

"Rich people nowadays love to pretend to be poor. I get it, it's your way of being playful."

Hou Hao took a deep breath, feeling like he was about to have a heart attack.

He turned his head to look at the Husky still playing dead on the chair, and a surge of anger flared up inside him.

"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm laying my cards on the table."

Hou Hao gritted his teeth and moved the phone's camera away from his face.

The camera panned and pointed directly at Er Bing's large face.

At this moment, Er Bing had probably heard Tian Tian's voice and stopped pretending to sleep.

It rolled over and sat up, its eyes staring straight at Tian Tian on the screen, tongue lolling out long, and its big tail thumping loudly against the gaming chair.

"Do you see this?"

Hou Hao pointed at Er Bing, his tone filled with grief and indignation.

"This is your Brother Er Bing!"

"This is the 'Top Fan Big Brother' who gifted you rockets, sent you sports cars, and chatted with you so passionately!"

"The 'President of a Security Group' you spoke of is actually just this Husky who only knows how to wreck the house and pee everywhere!"

The air suddenly went silent.

The smile on Tian Tian's face froze.

She blinked a few times, looking at the silly dog on the screen, then at Hou Hao, who was speaking off-camera.

"Brother, you... stop joking."

Tian Tian gave a dry laugh, her expression somewhat awkward.

"It's so early in the morning; this kind of prank isn't funny at all."

"Using a dog to fool me, do you think I'm that easy to trick?"

"We chatted so deeply in our private messages, how could it possibly be a dog? It can't even type!"

Hou Hao gave a cold laugh.

"You don't believe it, right?"

"Fine, I'll let you see the truth clearly so you can give up."

Hou Hao grabbed Er Bing's head and brought the phone close to its mouth.

Then, he opened the voice-to-text input interface.

"Er Bing! Say hello to your goddess!"

Hou Hao patted the dog's head.

This fellow Er Bing was remarkably cooperative.

It looked at Tian Tian on the screen with an incredibly affectionate gaze.

It drew a breath into its core and, facing the microphone, let out two howls full of emotion.

"Awoo! Woof!"

The next second.

In the voice-to-text input box, the cursor blinked.

A line of text jumped out clearly.

[Wife, I love you.]

Furthermore, because the auto-send function was enabled, this line of text was sent directly to the public chat.

At that moment.

The whole world went quiet.

Tian Tian stared at that line of text on the screen, then at the Husky still sticking its tongue out in the video; she was completely petrified, as if struck by lightning.

Her mouth hung open in an 'O' shape, and her eyes nearly popped out.

The carefully maintained facial expressions she had cultivated completely collapsed in an instant.

The millions of viewers in the livestream room, after a brief moment of stunned silence, went absolutely wild with laughter.

[Hahahaha! I can't breathe! Someone call an ambulance for me!]

[What kind of divine plot is this! Dog howls translated to text: 'Wife, I love you'? This input method must be possessed!]

[Tian Tian: The online dating partner I've been talking to for half a month is actually a dog? And a Husky at that?]

[This is the true 'single dog'! We humans have lost so miserably!]

Sitting in front of his screen, Su Yun was also laughing so hard he was slapping the table.

"How about it, Streamer Tian Tian?"

Su Yun wiped away the tears from laughing and teased, "Was this Top Fan Big Brother's confession affectionate enough? Was it a big enough surprise?"

Tian Tian finally snapped out of it.

Her face turned from white to red, then from red to green, and finally to the color of pig liver.

Shame, anger, absurdity...

All sorts of emotions intertwined, making her nearly faint on the spot.

She had actually been acting cute and flirtatious with a dog for half a month?

She had actually been calling a dog 'Brother'?

She even said things like, 'As long as Brother likes it, I'll dance for you every day'?

If this got out, how could she ever show her face in the streaming circle again!

"You're sick!"

Tian Tian finally couldn't hold it in anymore; her high-pitched 'cutesy' voice vanished as she started cursing directly.

"You dead pervert! Using a dog to humiliate me!"

"Don't let me see you guys ever again!"

With that, she hurriedly cut the connection and ended her stream at lightning speed.

The image in the bottom right corner of the screen instantly went black.

Only Hou Hao and Er Bing were left standing there, bewildered.

"Hey, don't go!"

Hou Hao looked at the black screen, his face full of helplessness.

"I haven't asked you to refund my money yet!"

He turned his head and looked at the innocent-looking Er Bing beside him, his teeth itching with rage.

"Master, I've paid the divination fee."

Hou Hao pulled his phone from his pocket and, without a word, gifted a large rocket to Su Yun.

"I just want to ask one question now."

"Would it be illegal if I had dog meat hotpot tonight?"

Er Bing seemed to understand the words 'dog meat hotpot'.

It shuddered all over, immediately tucked its tail, jumped off the chair, and crawled under the table, leaving only its eyes to peer warily at Hou Hao.

Su Yun smiled and waved his hand.

"It's not exactly illegal, but I suggest you don't be impulsive."

"Think about it, this dog is now a top-tier internet celebrity."

"After that performance, it'll probably be the number one trending topic tomorrow."

"Just open a livestream account for it, call it 'Er Bing the Great Demon King,' and let it stream itself flirting with girls or playing games."

"With its intelligence and entertainment value, earning back those few thousand yuan you lost will be a matter of minutes."

"Maybe you'll even have to rely on it to support you in the future."

Hearing this, Hou Hao was stunned for a moment.

He looked at Er Bing hiding under the table, then at Su Yun.

It seemed... to make some sense!

These days, the 'humans are inferior to dogs' series is a secret code for traffic!

"Thank you for your guidance, Master!"

Hou Hao's eyes lit up, as if he saw a golden road to wealth and prosperity.

"Er Bing! Come out! Daddy's going to open a can of food for you!"

"We'll start livestreaming tomorrow to earn money and pay back the debt!"

Looking at Hou Hao's excited face, Su Yun shook his head and cut the connection.

This was probably what they called 'a fool has a fool's luck'.

Or rather, 'a silly dog has a silly dog's luck'.