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24: Chapter 24 Two dollars for the fare? Would two slaps be enough for me?!

"Boom—" As Su Yang's words, filled with Killing Intent, fell, the faceless driver shuddered.

Its originally stiff hands immediately gripped the steering wheel, and with a press of the accelerator, the dilapidated bus let out a mournful cry and obediently started.

Although it didn't have a face, it wasn't stupid.

The Aura radiating from the man before it was even more terrifying than the fiercest vengeful ghost it had ever seen!

That was the suppression from the depths of the Soul!

"That's more like it. Even as a ghost, you need to have professional ethics."

Su Yang nodded in satisfaction, withdrew his foot from the coin box, and turned to look at the bus cabin.

In the cabin, a dozen ghost passengers were huddled in their seats. Their initially greedy gazes had turned into terror, and they all lowered their heads, afraid to make eye contact with this bane.

"Come, beauty, sit wherever you want."

Su Yang pulled Zhou Mingyue, who hadn't yet recovered her senses, and swaggered over to the priority seats in the last row.

A headless ghost originally sitting there saw Su Yang coming and, terrified before Su Yang could even speak, hugged its own head and "whooshed" up to hang on the ceiling, giving up the seat.

"Thanks, brother."

Su Yang waved at the headless ghost on the ceiling, then sat down, pulling Zhou Mingyue to his side.

"Ah!" Zhou Mingyue exclaimed, falling into Su Yang's embrace.

"What? Weak in the knees?"

Su Yang took the opportunity to wrap his arm around her waist. The sensation under her JK skirt was warm and smooth, full of youthful elasticity.

"Don't worry, with me here, if anyone on this bus dares to touch a single hair on your head, I'll make sure they can't even be a ghost."

"Wuwuwu... Big Boss, save me... I'll never run around again..."

Zhou Mingyue was already scared out of her wits, clutching Su Yang's arm tightly, wishing she could burrow into his chest.

Meanwhile, although the selfie stick in her hand was crooked, the live stream hadn't cut off.

The comments in the live stream were going crazy:

[Holy crap! This guy is too fierce, right?!]

[Tossing ghost money to ride a ghost bus? This move is truly one of a kind!]

[Headless Ghost: I was terrified at that moment!]

[Let go of that streamer! Let me do it! This pose... I'm so envious!]

[Who on earth is this guy? Why are even ghosts afraid of him?]

...

The bus sped along the pitch-black road.

The scenery outside the window flew backward, gradually turning into a hazy grey mist.

That was the Soul-Bewitching Pit leading to the boundary of Yin and Yang.

The cabin was deathly silent. Only the roar of the engine and Zhou Mingyue's sobbing could be heard.

"Ahem." Su Yang felt a bit bored. He reached out and patted an old woman in a burial shroud in the front row.

"Granny, where are you going?"

The old woman slowly turned her head. Her entire face looked like a piece of crumpled paper, with only one eye, and black blood flowing from her mouth.

"Going... to the crematorium... to burn... burn paper money..."

"Burn paper money? For yourself?"

Su Yang chuckled, "That's quite convenient, saves your children a trip."

The old woman: "..." She stared fixedly at Su Yang, the resentment in her eyes almost overflowing.

Why is this guy's mouth so obnoxious?

"What are you looking at? Keep staring and I'll gouge out your other eye too!"

Su Yang glared, and a flash of golden light shimmered on his body.

The old woman shivered in fear, hurriedly turned her head away, pretended to look at the scenery, and dared not make another sound.

Just then. "Screech—" The bus suddenly braked hard.

Zhou Mingyue wasn't sitting steadily, and her whole body lurched forward, then bounced heavily back into Su Yang's embrace.

"Whoops, be careful, don't bruise that great figure."

Su Yang was quick to protect her vital areas, teasing her with a wicked smile.

"What's going on?" Su Yang looked up toward the front.

He saw the bus door open, and a tall, soaking wet man got on.

The man's face was pale and bloated, covered in water weeds, and as he walked, he dripped water with a "patter, patter" sound—clearly a drowned ghost.

Also known as the legendary water ghost. Water ghosts usually have extremely heavy resentment because they need to find a scapegoat to be reincarnated.

As soon as the water ghost got on the bus, its turbid, dead fish eyes locked onto Su Yang and Zhou Mingyue sitting in the last row. Living people! Fresh flesh and blood!

"Roar—!" The water ghost let out a low growl, ignoring the other ghost passengers, and strode with heavy steps toward Su Yang.

"Scapegoat... I want a scapegoat..."

It was extremely fast, carrying a nauseating, fishy stench. In the blink of an eye, it rushed in front of Su Yang, extended its large hands covered in barbs, and grabbed for Su Yang's throat!

"Ah! Be careful!" Zhou Mingyue screamed in fear and closed her eyes.

"Looking for a scapegoat and you found me?" Su Yang sat in his seat without moving, just sighing helplessly.

"I'm telling you ghosts, can you have a little bit of common sense?"

"Since you want to be reincarnated, I'll send you on your way!"

Slap! Just as the ghost hand was about to touch Su Yang, Su Yang suddenly raised his hand and backhanded it with a massive slap!

This slap didn't use lightning magic; it was purely Physical Body strength combined with a little bit of Yang Qi.

But even so, for an ordinary water ghost, it was a devastating blow.

Boom—! The sturdy water ghost was actually spun around two and a half times on the spot by this slap like a spinning top!

Half of its bloated face was smashed, and black teeth flew everywhere.

"Uh..." The water ghost was stunned, swaying as it stood on the spot, its dead fish eyes full of confusion. Who am I? Where am I? What just happened?

"Not dead yet?" Su Yang raised an eyebrow. "Your skin is quite thick. Then let's have another one."

Saying this, he stood up and swung another massive slap.

Slap!!! This time, the force was even heavier.

The water ghost was sent flying like a cannonball, slamming hard into the front windshield, cracking the glass, and then sliding to the ground like a pile of mud. Its body became almost transparent; clearly, most of its ghost energy had been dispersed, and it was not far from Soul Flying Away and Spirit Scattering.

Silence! Deathly silence! The other ghost passengers in the cabin saw this scene, trembling in fear, not even daring to breathe.

Too brutal! What the hell, is this guy a human or a ghost? Beating ghosts like beating a grandson!

"Anyone else want to find a scapegoat? Stand up, and I'll send you on your way for free."

Su Yang clapped his hands and surveyed the scene. All the ghosts shook their heads in unison like rattles, and a few timid ones even crawled under their seats.

"Tch, a bunch of cowards." Su Yang curled his lip, sat back down, and pulled the still-trembling Zhou Mingyue into his arms.

"Alright, done."

"Open your eyes and look, it's fine now."

Zhou Mingyue carefully opened her eyes. Seeing the water ghost on the ground like a dead dog, and then looking at Su Yang's calm and indifferent face, the fear in her eyes instantly turned into admiration.

"Big... Big Boss... You are too amazing!"

"Of course, don't you know who I am." Su Yang raised an eyebrow at her phone camera, showing a cocky smile.

"Family in the live stream, did you see that? This is what we call professional."

"In the future, if you encounter supernatural events, remember to find me, Su. The price is fair, and I never cheat customers."

[666! Big Boss is awesome!]

[That slap was so stress-relieving! Here's a reward!]

[Rocket X10! Big Boss, do you take apprentices? My leg hair is super long!]

[Get lost, the one above! Big Boss, do you need a maid to warm your bed? I have a loli voice!]

The popularity of the live stream exploded instantly, rushing straight to the platform's homepage.

Zhou Mingyue looked at the screen full of gift effects; although she was still scared, she was overjoyed in her heart. This wave was a huge profit!

"Big Boss... um... when can we get off the bus?" Zhou Mingyue asked weakly.

"Get off? It's still early." Su Yang glanced at the increasingly thick black mist outside the window, a flash of sharpness in his eyes.

"The good show... has just begun."

"The terminal station is our destination."

"Yin and Yang Road Crematorium, I hope it can give me some surprises."

Su Yang rubbed his chin, already calculating in his heart just how many big fat sheep were hiding in this crematorium. After all, he was determined to get that [Gold Breakthrough Pill]!

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