320: Nitaimei: Sniffing someone's butt is a way to express friendliness

He happily held a cup of Americano coffee, carefully handed it to Xin Mulan, and said with a fawning smile, "Mulan Jie, I truly know I was wrong. I even found you the 'duck shit' you mentioned. Look... will you forgive me?"

Xin Mulan took the coffee, but instead of tasting it immediately, she first sniffed it.

Fortunately, it was just an ordinary Americano coffee, with no strange smell.

As for why she did that, it all started when Ni Tai Mei came to the Special Affairs Handling Bureau.

That day, the Grand Elder personally brought Ni Tai Mei to the training ground and told everyone to take good care of this newcomer.

After all, Ni Tai Mei had just become human and didn't understand many things yet. Everyone needed to take time to show him around and help him get familiar with the environment.

Xin Mulan was in a good mood that day, so she took the initiative to take Ni Tai Mei to taste various delicacies.

Kind and grateful, Ni Tai Mei expressed that he would definitely treat Xin Mulan to a good meal when he had the chance.

Xin Mulan was very happy to hear that and eagerly awaited her "disciple's" grand meal.

However, when Ni Tai Mei presented the so-called "delicacy" to her, it gave Xin Mulan a huge "surprise."

When Xin Mulan saw that the so-called "delicious food" brought by this detestable guy was just a few handfuls of ordinary rice, her emotions instantly went out of control.

What made her even more furious was that this guy even dared to lift her skirt!

Amidst her shock, Xin Mulan's anger erupted like a volcano.

"You f*cking!" she roared, "This old lady is going to beat you to death today! Lifting my skirt is one thing, but you only give me a few handfuls of rice? What do you mean by that?!"

While scolding him, she fiercely beat Ni Tai Mei, who was already pinned to the ground and being rubbed by her.

Then, she continued to scold, "Are you cursing this old lady to die early? And then you're waiting to eat at my funeral, right! See how this old lady will deal with you today, I'll beat you until you go see your great-grandmother! I still want to eat at your funeral..."

Ni Tai Mei kept protecting his beaten body and explained aggrievedly, "Mulan Jie, what are you talking about? I didn't mean that, I'm actually quite thick, don't talk nonsense..."

"Also, you really misunderstood me. How could I be giving you question marks, Mulan Jie? This is a friendly gesture, please stop hitting me, I beg you... Stop hitting me, if you hit me again... I'll even give you duck shit..."

Xin Mulan, who was momentarily stunned, paused, then hit him even more violently, fist to flesh, "Make you cry, make you duck shit..."

The two were talking past each other until Ke Ming happened to pass by and saw the scene. She immediately stepped forward and stopped their fight.

Ke Ming held Xin Mulan's hand tightly, while Ni Tai Mei covered his face, standing pitifully to the side, his eyes full of grievance and helplessness.

His expression seemed greatly hurt, and he muttered to himself, "I'm finished, I'm no longer clean. I, a dignified rooster, was actually beaten by a female. I'm going to be a son-in-law."

After a slight pause, he carefully looked at Xin Mulan and Ke Ming, then continued, "Mulan Jie, since you hit me, you have to be responsible for me, otherwise I won't be able to find a wife in the future."

Upon hearing this, Xin Mulan's anger was instantly ignited, and her emotions, which had already calmed down, surged again.

She glared at Ni Tai Mei with wide eyes, gritting her teeth and shouting, "Let go of me! I'm going to kill this Xiao Heizi! What do you mean 'no longer clean'? You provoked me first! I feel like I'm the one who's not clean! Ke Ming Jie, today we'll have Kung Pao chicken!"

Hearing this, Ni Tai Mei looked bewildered, completely unaware of what was happening.

Ke Ming, on the other hand, listened to their conversation speechlessly, completely dumbfounded.

She tried to mediate between the two, but it was useless. On one hand, she had to restrain the furious Xin Mulan to prevent her from acting impulsively; on the other hand, she had to endure Ni Tai Mei constantly fanning the flames beside her.

Ke Ming felt incredibly exhausted and helpless. She couldn't help but silently pray in her heart: Let it be destroyed, I'm truly tired...

She looked at the two helplessly: "What exactly happened? Both of you say one less word."

Then she looked at Xin Mulan, "Mulan, what did he do to make you so angry?"

Xin Mulan pulled her hand back, snorted coldly, and said, "Hmph, I took him to eat delicious food, but he actually wanted to eat at my funeral, and lifted my skirt, and even said he would give me duck shit..."

Ke Ming's eyes widened, and she looked at the miserable Ni Tai Mei beside her with a face full of astonishment. She could hardly believe her ears and asked hesitantly, "Did you really say that? Did you really do that? Did you really give it?"

At this moment, Ni Tai Mei's mind was still echoing Xin Mulan's recent mention of "Kung Pao chicken." He was completely engrossed in thinking about this unknown term.

When he saw Ke Ming asking him, he nodded without hesitation and smiled, "Yes, Ke Ming Jie, I can give it to you too, do you want it...?"

Ke Ming immediately interrupted him, answering decisively, "Absolutely not..." After a slight pause, she turned to Xin Mulan and said calmly, "You hit him too lightly, I won't stop you this time..."

When Ni Tai Mei heard this, the smile on his face instantly vanished, replaced by a look of confusion and fear.

And so, under Ke Ming's direct observation, Ni Tai Mei suffered a second violent blow from Xin Mulan.

Passersby heard Ni Tai Mei's miserable screams, and some initially wanted to step forward and help.

However, when they saw Xin Mulan's furious eyes and Ke Ming leisurely acting as a bystander, everyone backed away.

Half an hour passed, and Xin Mulan finally stopped.

At this point, Ke Ming walked over and asked softly, "Are you done hitting him?"

Xin Mulan nodded, answering in a relaxed tone, "Hmm, it's true that the anger in my heart needs to be vented. It feels so refreshing!"

Seeing Ni Tai Mei lying on the ground, Xin Mulan kicked him with her foot, "Hey, stop pretending to be dead. I didn't use spiritual power to hit you, so don't play dead."

Ni Tai Mei slowly got up, looking utterly dejected, staring speechlessly at the sky, feeling incredibly wronged.

Being beaten by a female was bad enough, but then he was beaten a second time... He actually wanted to argue a few words, but when he saw Xin Mulan's fierce gaze, the words at his mouth were swallowed back. He could only timidly shrink his neck, not daring to say a word.

Ke Ming saw all of this and felt that something was not right.

Now that both parties had calmed down, it was time to clarify things.

So, Ke Ming turned to Ni Tai Mei and asked, "Did you really do those things Mulan mentioned?"

Ni Tai Mei lowered his head and nodded gently, muttering, "Duck shit..."

Hearing the words "duck shit" again, Ke Ming was speechless and quickly interrupted, "Wait, don't say anything yet. Do you know what that phrase means?"

Ni Tai Mei looked at Ke Ming and Xin Mulan with a bewildered expression, and asked cautiously, "Doesn't it mean 'I'm sorry'?"

Ke Ming and Xin Mulan exchanged glances, both seeing confusion in each other's eyes, and asked in unison, "Who said 'duck shit' or whatever means 'I'm sorry'?"

He replied innocently, "It was Brother Qin Zhe, he told me."

Upon hearing this, Xin Mulan understood. So there was such a thing, it was Qin Zhe's doing. So she glared fiercely at Ni Tai Mei, then turned and left angrily.