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110: Only I and Tianfu Avenue are straight

Wang Kai originally wanted to say something, but when he saw the camera nearby, he immediately panicked.

“Doctor, are you live-streaming this?”

Qin Jiang nodded.

“Yes, I am live-streaming here, but don’t worry, our live stream is fully pixelated and won’t expose your identity.”

Hearing Qin Jiang say that, Wang Kai breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the words that were on his lips just wouldn’t come out.

He looked pained, slowly sat down, and then his whole body seemed to be a bit off.

Qin Jiang frowned as he looked at him.

“Tell me, how are you feeling unwell?”

Wang Kai stammered, “It’s just that my stomach hurts a lot.”

“That’s it?”

Qin Jiang was a bit confused.

It was his first time encountering such a brief self-description.

Wang Kai whispered, “Doctor, do you have any laxatives for sale here?”

“Like suppositories or something, I should be able to solve it myself.”

Qin Jiang chuckled.

“If you could solve it yourself, you wouldn’t have come to me. Come, let me take your pulse.”

Just as Wang Kai was about to extend his hand, everyone heard a loud gurgling sound.

Qin Jiang’s eyes widened immediately.

He quickly stood up and stepped back.

“You… you pooped?”

Qin Jiang found it unbelievable.

“If you wanted to go to the toilet, you should have just gone! Why were you holding it in?!”

Qin Jiang was furious.

The stool this boy sat on definitely couldn’t be used anymore!

Wang Kai said with a bitter face, “Doctor, I’m not having diarrhea, I… I accidentally got something into my stomach. Can you help me take it out?”

Holy cow!

That’s intense!

Qin Jiang originally thought Wang Kai had accidentally ingested something.

After all, hadn’t someone swallowed steel balls to lose weight before?

But now it seems Wang Kai is even more fierce than that young lady before!

No wonder Qin Jiang kept feeling that Wang Kai was restless; it turns out he had such an unspeakable secret!

“Go to the toilet and clean up first, then come back to me. I’ll take an X-ray for you.”

“Okay, Doctor, I’ll go right away.”

After Wang Kai left, Qin Jiang looked at the other three boys.

“You guys don’t have the same problem as him, do you?”

The three of them waved their hands repeatedly.

“No, no, we’re not as abnormal as him.”

Qin Jiang breathed a sigh of relief.

If four of them suddenly came, he really wouldn’t know how to handle it.

While Wang Kai was dealing with his hygiene, Qin Jiang put on disposable gloves and a mask, fully arming himself.

After Wang Kai returned, Qin Jiang led him into the pharmacy.

Five minutes later, the X-ray film came out.

When they saw the film, the netizens in the live stream were shocked.

“Holy crap, what did he put in his stomach? It’s so big!”

“Looking at the shape, it looks like a beer bottle.”

“He put the whole thing in? This brother is amazing!”

After seeing the film, Qin Jiang fell silent.

He often heard gastroenterologists complain that they would see all sorts of things inside patients’ stomachs every year.

If you asked patients how they got in, their answers were equally bizarre.

Things like falling down and accidentally sitting on it, making it go in.

Or going to bed at night and waking up to find it had gone in.

Anyway, the reasons were all strange, and no one was willing to tell the truth.

Qin Jiang looked at Wang Kai and asked:

“Is that a beer bottle in your stomach? How did it get in?”

Sure enough, Wang Kai began to stammer, “I… I got drunk last night, and I don’t know how it got in.”

Qin Jiang sneered, “You’d better tell me the truth, so I know whether or not to operate on you.”

“Ah?”

As soon as Wang Kai heard Qin Jiang say that, he immediately panicked.

“Does this require surgery? Can’t it be clamped out with tweezers or something?”

Seeing Wang Kai’s naive idea, Qin Jiang explained:

“The human body structure is very complex, especially since this bottle is now inside your stomach, and its relative position has changed.”

“It’s like putting a light bulb in your mouth; it’s easy to get in, but it’s very troublesome to get it out the same way.”

“So now, honestly tell me, how exactly did this bottle get in, and how long has it been in there?”

Wang Kai truly didn’t expect things to be so serious.

If he had surgery, his parents would definitely have to sign off, and then nothing could be hidden!

Thinking of this, Wang Kai quickly said to Qin Jiang, “This… this was done by my roommate Xu Liang.”

“I didn’t actually want to try it before; he tricked me into doing it!”

After saying this, Wang Kai cried sadly.

The live stream was instantly filled with comments.

“As expected of Jin City students, they didn’t disappoint me.”

“Jin City, besides Tianfu Avenue and me being straight, everything else is bent.”

“Oh my god, fierce, this is too fierce!”

“If their parents found out about this, they would probably beat them into pig heads on the spot.”

Xu Liang also looked embarrassed beside him.

He hadn’t expected it to turn out like this either.

Wang Kai asked tearfully, “Doctor, can I not have surgery? Or maybe you can prescribe some Traditional Chinese Medicine for me. I’m willing to take Traditional Chinese Medicine; I’m not afraid of bitterness.”

Qin Jiang was a bit speechless.

“Young man, Traditional Chinese Medicine isn’t a panacea.”

“In your current situation, only physical extraction is possible.”

“Since you don’t want to have surgery, I’ll try another method.”

“Xu Liang, come over here.”

Qin Jiang first had Wang Kai lie on the bed, then pulled the curtain, and had Xu Liang put on gloves and come in.

Xu Liang was a bit reluctant.

“Doctor, I don’t know medicine, why are you calling me in?”

“You don’t need to know medicine, just have hands.”

After confirming Wang Kai was ready, Qin Jiang placed his Golden Right Hand on Wang Kai’s stomach and pressed down.

As the Golden Right Hand’s effect activated, Qin Jiang quickly felt the wine bottle stuck in Wang Kai’s stomach through his belly.

Qin Jiang closed his eyes, and the relative positions of the wine bottle and the intestines immediately appeared in his mind.

Qin Jiang’s hand began to adjust the position of the wine bottle through the belly.

This adjustment caused Wang Kai’s intestines to stick together, making him cry out in pain.

“Doctor, it hurts! My stomach hurts so much!”

“Bear with it, it’ll be over soon.”

After adjusting the position, Qin Jiang began to rub and push hard.

Then, like giving birth, Wang Kai slowly pushed the beer bottle out.

Qin Jiang said to Xu Liang, “What are you still standing there for? Pull it out!”

Xu Liang had no choice but to put on gloves and take out the wine bottle.

At this point, Wang Kai’s face was already pale from the pain.

Qin Jiang told Xu Liang to throw the wine bottle into the designated trash can and tie it up.

Then he said to Wang Kai, “The bottle opening has scratched your intestines. I’ll prescribe some medicine for you later; take it for three days.”

“If it still hurts after three days, come find me, and I’ll check if the wound has worsened.”

Wang Kai nodded weakly.

“Thank you, Doctor.”

Qin Jiang said earnestly.

“boy, study hard, don’t play too wildly.”

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