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55: Come, order a hot pot takeaway

When Qin Jiang directly slapped Liu Jinhai, the netizens in the live broadcast room immediately burst out laughing.

“As expected of Dr. Qin, he has never disappointed me.”

“After Dr. Qin’s slap, that kid’s eyes instantly became clearer.”

“There’s an old saying in Dragon Country: ‘A wise man knows when to adapt to circumstances.’ ”

“Dr. Qin used physical therapy, and the effect was outstanding!”

Not only did the netizens not expect this kind of development, but Liu Jinhai’s family didn’t either.

The most crucial thing was that this method really worked!

Feeling as if his face had been swollen from the slap, Liu Jinhai no longer dared to bare his teeth at Qin Jiang.

“Are you calm now?”

Liu Jinhai nodded obediently.

“Alright, open your mouth. I want to check your tongue coating.”

Liu Jinhai obediently opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue.

“Your tongue coating is thin, yellow, and dry, and there are also cracks on your tongue. This indicates that you have excessive internal heat, severe fluid depletion, and intense heat in your internal organs.”

The Liu family listened, completely bewildered.

“Dr. Qin, what does that mean?”

Qin Jiang said indifferently, “It means he has too much internal heat. Has he been eating a lot of heat-inducing foods recently?”

Liu Old Woman nodded repeatedly.

“Yes, he’s been eating hotpot, continuously for quite some time.”

Qin Jiang shook his head.

“It shouldn’t be just hotpot; hotpot alone couldn’t cause such severe internal heat.”

“Come, untie him. I’ll take his pulse.”

The Liu family hesitated a bit.

“Dr. Qin, he’s a bit out of his mind. We’re afraid that if we untie him, he’ll just run away.”

Clang.

Qin Jiang took a wrench from the drawer and threw it directly onto the table.

“It’s alright, I can use physical therapy to help him calm down.”

The Liu family stared at the wrench on the table in silence.

This Dr. Qin, why does he feel so unprofessional?

The netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing even harder.

“Handsome guy, I heard you’re very brave, you’ll go crazy.”

“So funny, who sees a doctor without wearing a helmet?”

“I’m a doctor; it’s perfectly reasonable for me to carry a wrench, isn’t it?”

“Dr. Qin pulled out a wrench to intimidate the patient, and the effect was outstanding!”

“Dr. Qin’s medical methods are getting more and more bizarre, and I like him more and more!”

The Liu family was regretting it a bit now.

If only they had known, they wouldn’t have listened to others’ recommendations and would have taken Liu Jinhai directly to a large Hospital for treatment.

Now they felt that Qin Jiang, sitting opposite them, didn’t look like a doctor but more like a triad boss.

“What are you still standing there for? Untie him.”

Hearing Qin Jiang say this, the Liu family had no choice but to untie Liu Jinhai.

Liu Jinhai was also very sensible; he glanced at the wrench on the table and obediently cooperated with Qin Jiang’s treatment.

Qin Jiang placed his hand on Liu Jinhai’s wrist, carefully feeling his pulse.

“Your pulse is very unusual.”

As soon as Qin Jiang said this, Liu Jinhai’s heart sank.

“Dr. Qin, please look carefully, I’m really not sick.”

“I insist on morning runs every day, and in the evening, I go to the park to play parallel bars with those Old man. I haven’t been to a Hospital in so many years, I haven’t even had a cold.”

“Yes, I admit I’ve been particularly fond of eating hotpot recently, but liking to eat one thing isn’t illegal, is it?”

Qin Jiang glanced at Liu Jinhai.

Why is this kid as talkative as Di Renjie?

“Are you the doctor or am I the doctor?”

Liu Jinhai was speechless.

“You are.”

“Then that settles it? You just answer what I ask, no need to say anything else.”

Qin Jiang carefully felt Liu Jinhai’s pulse again, and after a while, he asked:

“Are you married?”

Liu Jinhai shook his head.

“No.”

“Do you have a girlfriend?”

Liu Jinhai still shook his head.

“No, I don’t.”

His uncle, Liu Wu, couldn’t stand it anymore and said from the side, “Why would he get married? This kid is out all day and night; no girl would ever look at him!”

Liu Old Woman also nodded in agreement.

“Yes, I introduced him to several blind date candidates, and he either disliked them for being too ugly or not gentle enough. He doesn’t even take a good look at himself!”

The critical hits from family members are always so sudden and unexpected.

Liu Jinhai’s face turned red, clearly embarrassed by what his family had said.

“What’s wrong with me not having a girlfriend? Haven’t I still lived perfectly fine until now?”

“DINK is popular now. Your old-fashioned ideas are outdated, old-fashioned!”

Qin Jiang glanced at Liu Jinhai and said:

“This isn’t right. Since you’re not married and don’t have a girlfriend, why is your original yang severely depleted?”

The Liu family listened, completely bewildered.

Liu Jinhai also didn’t understand what Qin Jiang meant by ‘original yang severely depleted,’ but he felt it wasn’t a good term.

Qin Jiang continued to ask, “What did you do the night before last?”

“Huh?”

Liu Jinhai was a bit confused by the question.

“Is this related to my condition?”

“Of course, it is. Just answer me directly.”

Liu Jinhai scratched his head: “I was sleeping at home.”

Qin Jiang raised an eyebrow.

“That’s not right, are you sure you were sleeping at home?”

Liu Jinhai looked at the wrench on the table and gritted his teeth.

“I… I went for a massage.”

“Did you go up to the second floor?”

Liu Jinhai looked at Qin Jiang with extremely shocked eyes, clearly not expecting Qin Jiang to understand their jargon!

Liu Jinhai couldn’t help but ask, “Dr. Qin, have you also been to the second floor?”

Qin Jiang’s old face flushed, and he coughed, “I am an upright person. I have never been to the second floor. I only heard about it from others.”

Many netizens in the live broadcast room were also sending bullet comments asking:

“Brothers, what is ‘going up to the second floor’? It sounds so mysterious.”

“Adult matters, Little Girl shouldn’t ask too much.”

“Yes, I want to ask too. Last time I saw my husband’s chat records, they always went up to the second floor for foot massages, but every time I go, the staff doesn’t let me go up.”

“Dr. Qin actually has female fans? This is unscientific.”

“What’s wrong with having female fans? I’m a female fan too.”

“To the sister upstairs, the second floor is the men’s restroom, there’s nothing good to go there for.”

“What the heck, men’s restroom? Although what you said isn’t entirely wrong.”

Seeing that Qin Jiang was also so knowledgeable, Liu Jinhai immediately relaxed.

He said directly, “Yes, I did, but I always felt it wasn’t satisfying.”

Qin Jiang raised an eyebrow.

“How so?”

Liu Jinhai stroked his chin, recalling as he spoke, “Before, I found it very exciting, so as soon as I got my salary, I would go for a massage.”

“It’s normal for a man to relax a bit.”

“But recently, I don’t know why, I feel it’s meaningless, truly meaningless.”

“I often think when I’m alone, what is the meaning of life, and why do we work so hard every day?”

“Dr. Qin, have you ever thought about this question?”

Qin Jiang said expressionlessly, “I don’t have time to think about these things. I don’t want to hear your insights from your ‘sage mode.’ I just want to know why you feel it’s meaningless?”

Liu Jinhai spread his hands.

“Meaningless is just meaningless. I feel like with that money, it’s better to save it for hotpot.”

“Then I understand.”

Qin Jiang took out his phone and handed it to Liu Jinhai.

“Come, order a hotpot delivery. It’s on me.”

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