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50: Lihua is in trouble.
Qin Jiang's words left the villagers completely dumbfounded.
Why call Liu Changchun vain?
Liu Changchun knew that Qin Jiang was truly capable. He might be able to hide his pathetic little secret from others, but he certainly couldn't hide it from Qin Jiang.
So, Liu Changchun had to bite the bullet and explain, "In our village, a man... cannot admit that he is incapable."
Once Liu Changchun said this, the villagers realized what he meant.
"Brother Changchun, so you were lying to us when you said you were up all night?"
"That doesn't add up. Then why did you make such a racket that none of us could get a good night's sleep?"
"You rascal, Liu Changchun! You don't compete in anything good, but you choose to compete in this?"
Seeing everyone pressing him, Liu Changchun replied helplessly, "That was a charade Lihua and I put on. If I didn't do that, This Old Lady would beat me every day."
Upon hearing this from Liu Changchun, the villagers fell silent.
The villagers held quite traditional views.
As the saying goes, "Of the three unfilial acts, having no descendants is the greatest."
Liu Changchun and Lihua had been married for nearly five years, yet Lihua had yet to conceive.
This made Liu Changchun's mother anxious, and she constantly suspected that Liu Changchun wasn't trying hard enough. Every day, she nagged him about wanting to hold a Grandson.
Liu Changchun had no other choice but to use this method to prove that the couple was trying.
It was just a pity for the fellow villagers.
Not only were they unable to sleep well, but they also mistakenly thought Liu Changchun was truly that vigorous.
Qin Jiang looked at Liu Changchun and asked, "Now, tell me honestly, how many seconds can you last?"
Pfft!
Hearing Qin Jiang say this, Liu Yan, who was drinking water, couldn't help but spit it out.
The others also looked at Liu Changchun with strange expressions.
How many seconds?
Poor Child.
They had suspected that Liu Changchun might have a problem, but they never imagined that his unit of measurement was no longer minutes, but seconds.
Liu Changchun, still feeling embarrassed, said awkwardly, "Qin Jiang, that's not important, is it? One second more or less doesn't make much of a difference."
"Of course it is important."
Qin Jiang said earnestly, "I need to know exactly how long you can last to determine the stage of your condition."
For the sake of his pride, Liu Changchun still didn't want to say.
Lihua, standing to the side, grew anxious and gave Liu Changchun a shove.
"Do you still want to be cured or not! Hurry up and tell Qin Jiang! Otherwise, I'm divorcing you!"
Lihua's voice was choked with sobs as she said this; she had clearly been through so much grievance over the years.
Just as the villagers had said, Lihua was indeed quite pretty for a farm woman.
Liu Changchun was sturdy, and Lihua was delicate.
Logically, they should have been a perfect match, but it was a great pity that Liu Changchun was incapable.
Pressed by Lihua, Liu Changchun had no choice but to grit his teeth and say, "Eight seconds, sometimes ten seconds."
The villagers were in an uproar once again.
The women quickly stepped forward and patted Lihua's shoulder to comfort her.
Poor Lihua, she has suffered so much all these years!
Since everything was out in the open, Liu Changchun gritted his teeth and asked, "Qin Jiang, can my condition really be cured?"
Qin Jiang nodded.
"It can certainly be cured, but we must solve the problem at its root."
Liu Changchun was stunned.
"Solve it at the root? How?"
Qin Jiang said while writing out a prescription, "The reason you last such a short time is entirely due to a kidney yin deficiency, which means your kidneys are severely depleted."
"When kidney qi is insufficient, impotence naturally follows."
"You've blown up balloons, right? Kidney qi is equivalent to your lung capacity."
"If your kidney qi is insufficient, your lung capacity is low, and you won't be able to inflate the balloon. Do you understand?"
Liu Changchun nodded repeatedly, indicating that he understood.
"Then how should I replenish my kidney qi?"
"Two ways."
Qin Jiang held up two fingers.
"First, follow the prescription I'm writing for you, take the medicine diligently for a period of time, and let it regulate your body."
"Second, stop playing with that thing."
Qin Jiang said, pointing to the flesh lingzhi in the basin.
The village chief slapped Liu Changchun hard on the head.
"You rascal, so it really was you!"
"You've made the whole village lose face! I'll beat you to death!"
Liu Changchun was chased by the village chief, who struck him with a cane, while the surrounding villagers joined in the fray, occasionally landing a kick or two on Liu Changchun.
It couldn't be helped; this was just too infuriating!
It would be one thing if you just played with that thing, but throwing it into the well—what was that about!
You made the entire village think they'd found a treasure!
Lihua was also furious and asked in disbelief, "Changchun, how have I ever wronged you? Why would you rather play with that thing than be with me!"
Liu Changchun, beaten black and blue, looked aggrieved.
Fortunately, Qin Jiang interjected at this moment, "You can't blame him for this."
"He isn't uninterested in you; he simply lacks the ability, so he could only use toys to relieve stress."
"However, using toys is a completely different matter from being with his wife."
"By doing this so often, your kidney essence has been severely depleted. That's why you've fallen into a vicious cycle: the more depleted you become, the more you want to play, and the more you play, the more depleted you get."
Hearing Qin Jiang's words, the villagers nodded thoughtfully.
No wonder they say that the most powerful martial artists are those who practice the Virgin Skill.
A virgin does not leak his essence, so his vitality and spirit are vigorous; even his eyes look different from others.
Unlike young people today, who are ruining themselves just by scrolling through short videos.
Liu Changchun raised his hand and said with a determined expression, "Qin Jiang, I swear to heaven, I will never play like this again!"
"Please, is there any way you can cure me?"
Qin Jiang coughed.
"There's no need for such an exaggerated oath. Besides, as I said, your condition can be cured just by taking my medicine to regulate your body; it's not hard to treat."
"But it won't work."
Liu Changchun said with a bitter expression.
"I've seen other doctors before. While I felt they helped a little, every time I tried to get down to business, it still wouldn't work."
Hearing Liu Changchun say this, Qin Jiang understood.
So this guy was suffering from premature ejaculation!
But that was to be expected.
Most people with this condition are affected primarily by psychological factors.
Lack of self-confidence or an overactive imagination can lead to this situation.
Liu Changchun was clearly lacking self-confidence.
Therefore, not only did he need to prescribe medicine to strengthen his foundation and restore his vitality, but he also had to help him build confidence.
Thinking of this, Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the table.
"I understand your situation. Scan the code to pay; it's 5,800 in total."
"After you've paid, I'll go prepare your medicine."
Liu Changchun did not hesitate and immediately scanned the code to pay.
Ding.
[System: Host detected being straightforward with the patient and revealing the patient's hidden condition, greatly helping the patient. Task complete.]
[System: Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: God-level Digestive Pills!]
System reward obtained!
Qin Jiang walked into the pharmacy to prepare the medicine.
A short while later, he brought out a miraculous oil in a small glass bottle.
"Take this oil. Use only a little bit each time; it's very potent."
Liu Changchun, holding the glass bottle, looked a bit confused.
"Qin Jiang, this amount is too small. It won't be enough, will it?"
Qin Jiang rolled his eyes at him, opened the lid, and dripped a single drop into a potted plant.
Everyone saw a sudden whoosh.
The lucky bamboo on the table stood upright, rigid as iron!
The men watched in astonishment, and the women watched with blushing faces and racing hearts.
Everyone had only one thought in their minds.
Lihua, this girl, is in for a rough night.