34: You are not sick

“Ah?”

Qin Jiang was a bit stunned by Guo Long’s question.

After all, one second Guo Long had rekindled his will to live, and the next second he asked if Qin Jiang specialized in andrology. This change was a bit sudden.

Qin Jiang looked at Guo Long with a strange expression.

Could your motivation to live be related to something inappropriate?

Seeing Qin Jiang’s look, Guo Long immediately knew Qin Jiang had misunderstood.

Guo Long quickly explained, “It’s like this, Dr. Qin, my… it seems I have cancer down there. I went to many Hospitals before, but none could diagnose what my problem was.”

“Later, I went to an andrology Hospital, and the doctor, to prevent the cancer cells from spreading, removed one of my testicles.”

“Originally, I thought it would be fine after the removal, but who knew it recurred in less than half a year.”

“I only have one left, and I want to keep it. Dr. Qin, do you have any way to help me treat it?”

Qin Jiang was dumbfounded.

Cancer down there?

Testicular cancer?

Based on Guo Long’s description, that seemed to be the only possibility.

But with his current medical skills, if it really was cancer, at most he could only control it, not cure it completely.

“That’s not right, I just took your pulse, and I didn’t detect any abnormalities.”

Qin Jiang had indeed noticed Guo Long’s deficiency in kidney essence through his pulse earlier.

However, Qin Jiang hadn’t expected this Buddy to first have a kidney removed, and then a testicle. He’s truly ruthless!

Seeing Qin Jiang didn’t believe him, Guo Long took out his test reports from other Hospitals and local photos, handing them to Qin Jiang.

The more Qin Jiang looked at the photos, the stranger they seemed.

Although all tests showed no testicular cancer cells, the photos clearly showed a large purplish-black mark externally, which looked very frightening!

Moreover, this purplish-black mark was gradually expanding over time.

No wonder Guo Long ultimately chose surgical removal.

If this purplish-black mark were to spread to the groin, there would be no hope.

Qin Jiang frowned and asked, “If, as you say, your other testicle has also turned black, couldn’t you just have it removed? Anyway, you’re still single, so keeping it is useless.”

As soon as Qin Jiang said this, the audience in the live stream laughed.

“Holy cow, listen to that, is that something a human would say?”

“Other doctors have a benevolent heart, but Dr. Qin has the heart of a beast.”

“Having only one testicle is a bit less, but at least it can still be used.”

Guo Long also looked a bit awkward, forcing a smile.

“Dr. Qin, please don’t joke with me, I really don’t want to be an eunuch.”

Qin Jiang pointed to the nearby Hospital bed.

“Alright, if that’s the case, lie down in there, take off your pants, and I’ll see what’s going on.”

Photos are just photos, if he wanted to pinpoint the root cause, he had to see it with his own eyes.

Qin Jiang had Guo Long lie down, pulled the bed curtain, and began to diagnose Guo Long.

Indeed, Guo Long’s lower region was exactly as in the photos, a large area had turned purplish-black.

Guo Long also looked a bit panicked after seeing it.

“This morning it clearly wasn’t this big, how did it spread so much again!”

“It’s over, it’s over, Dr. Qin, am I completely beyond saving?!”

Qin Jiang hummed in agreement, “Indeed, you’re beyond saving.”

“Alright, put your pants on. I know what’s going on.”

Upon hearing that he was beyond saving, Guo Long’s face turned ashen.

Following Qin Jiang back to the consultation desk, Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the table.

“Scan to pay first, it’s six hundred yuan in total.”

Hearing Qin Jiang say this, Guo Long felt even more despair.

What did such a cheap consultation fee indicate?

It meant that there was no need to prescribe any expensive medicinal herbs, it meant that his illness could no longer be helped by medicine!

After Guo Long tremblingly scanned to pay, a notification sound rang in Qin Jiang’s mind.

Ding!

[Detected that the host spoke bluntly to the patient, revealing the patient's hidden ailment, greatly assisting the patient. Mission complete]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: Divine Burn Ointment!]

Hmm?

Divine Burn Ointment?

What in the world is this? Could it be that his next patient will be related to burns?

Qin Jiang was still thinking when Guo Long asked, “Dr. Qin, you said my condition is terminal, and medicine can’t cure it. If I go and have the other testicle removed, will I still be saved?”

Guo Long’s words brought Qin Jiang back to reality.

Qin Jiang paused for a moment, then said, “Who said your condition is terminal?”

Guo Long’s eyes widened.

“Didn’t you say I was beyond saving?”

“Oh, don’t misunderstand, I meant you’re beyond saving from your foolishness.”

“But you didn’t prescribe any medicine for me.”

“That’s because it’s not an illness, so no medicine is needed.”

Qin Jiang said earnestly, “I already told you before, your body is very healthy, you can live for another twenty or thirty years without any problem, as long as no accidents happen.”

Guo Long was a bit confused.

“Then why did my lower region turn purple and black?”

Qin Jiang said very calmly, “That’s because your underwear is fading. You just need to go back and change to a better quality pair of underwear.”

Liu Yan: …

Guo Long: …

Audience: …

Guo Long’s voice trembled as he stammered, “Dr. Qin, do you mean… this isn’t some terminal illness, nor is it cancer, but rather, my underwear is fading?”

“Yes, why don’t you rub it yourself and see?”

Qin Jiang even put on a serious face and said very sternly, “However, underwear fading is not a small issue. Fading indicates that the quality of the underwear is not up to standard, and it can easily cause allergies or fungal infections.”

“When you go back, don’t be greedy for small advantages. Buy some good quality underwear. You only have one testicle left, be good to yourself.”

Ah!

It was underwear fading!

Because of this, I had one of my testicles removed!

At this moment, Guo Long collapsed. He covered his head and started shouting loudly.

Qin Jiang seemed to have anticipated Guo Long’s reaction and took out pre-prepared earplugs, putting them in his ears.

In the live stream, the audience burst into laughter.

“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter, I never would have thought it was underwear fading!”

“Honestly, when Dr. Qin was seeing the patient earlier, I even looked it up on Baidu, and the result was also testicular cancer, but I never expected it to be underwear fading.”

“Buddy, it’s better to ask me than Baidu. At least I’d advise you to be more optimistic.”

“Ten people search Baidu, nine get cancer, and one is buried in the ground.”

“This Buddy is truly miserable, having one testicle removed because of underwear fading. From now on, whoever says Western Medicine is invincible, I’ll use this story to slap their face.”

Guo Long was in tears, filled with extreme regret.

Seeing that Guo Long wouldn’t recover anytime soon, Qin Jiang pointed to a nearby stool.

“Go sit over there. When you’ve thought it through, then leave. Don’t do anything foolish.”

As soon as Qin Jiang finished speaking, a man in a gray suit, surrounded by a professional photography team, walked into the medical hall.

Qin Jiang and Liu Yan were both stunned.

What’s going on?

Are they here to cause trouble?

Before Qin Jiang could ask, a man proactively walked over to explain the situation.

“Hello, Dr. Qin, I’m Gao Yang, a reporter from City Evening News. I heard your medical skills are excellent, so I’d like to ask you to help this uncle.”

Qin Jiang said “Oh,” so they weren’t here to cause trouble after all.

“What’s his situation?”

Gao Yang explained, “This uncle can’t feel the heat when he drinks boiling water.”