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53: Do you like eating other people's leftovers?
“Then, Dr. Qin, what is the big problem you mentioned?”
At this moment, the Male Assistant no longer had his previous arrogance, and his tone of voice had become much softer.
No choice.
Although Qin Jiang made him socially awkward, his medical skill level was truly high!
Qin Jiang glanced at the Male Assistant and asked, “Do you like to eat a lot?”
The Male Assistant said with a smile, “Since I’m Di Renjie’s assistant, I definitely like to eat.”
“My main job with Di Renjie is to eat all kinds of delicious food. It wouldn’t be because of this that I got an occupational disease, would it?”
Qin Jiang shook his head.
“What I mean is, do you like to eat other people’s leftovers?”
As soon as Qin Jiang said this, the smile on the Male Assistant’s face instantly froze.
“This… I don’t think so?”
Di Renjie also nodded from the side.
“Dr. Qin, I can vouch for this.”
“Sometimes when we livestream, if I have food I can’t finish, Xiao Tang won’t eat it at all.”
“I even sometimes think he’s a germaphobe; all the food we don’t finish gets thrown away.”
The Male Assistant nodded repeatedly, secretly feeling relieved.
It was a good thing Di Renjie was there to vouch for him; otherwise, this matter would be hard to explain.
Qin Jiang picked up his teacup, took a sip, and then unhurriedly asked, “Think about it carefully again. My diagnosis won’t be wrong.”
If it were anyone else saying this, the Male Assistant would have immediately gotten angry.
Because there was already a hint of insult in those words.
But thinking that it was Qin Jiang who said it, the Male Assistant could only try hard to recall if he really liked to eat other people’s leftovers.
Soon, the Male Assistant remembered.
“Dr. Qin, sometimes my girlfriend can’t finish her food and gives me a little bit of what’s left. This should be normal, right?”
Netizens in the live stream expressed understanding.
“Girlfriends are like that; they want to eat everything, but their appetite isn’t big enough, so they can’t eat much, and the boyfriend has to finish the rest.”
“Before dating, I had a standard physique, six-pack abs. After dating, my weight directly soared to 200 pounds.”
“When I go to a food street with my girlfriend, I’m like a trash can. She gives me whatever she wants, and I eat it without being picky.”
“Holy cow, do you all have girlfriends? I suspect you’re showing off your affection, and I even have proof!”
After seeing the comments from netizens, the Male Assistant immediately felt relieved.
See, netizens said this was a normal phenomenon, so it shouldn’t be embarrassing.
Who knew Qin Jiang would glance at him and say, “Think about it more carefully.”
The Male Assistant was a bit confused.
Think about it more carefully?
The Male Assistant suddenly thought of something, and his heart sank.
He looked at Qin Jiang with a terrified expression.
Could it be that Qin Jiang could even determine something like this just by taking his pulse?
The Male Assistant softly said, “Occasionally, if female colleagues can’t finish their food, I’ll help them eat a little…”
“Occasionally?” Qin Jiang raised an eyebrow.
The Male Assistant immediately panicked and quickly said, “Alright, I admit, I’m someone who can’t stand food waste.”
“So if I see female colleagues with unfinished food, I’ll go over and help them finish it.”
“There’s no other meaning; it’s purely because I don’t want to waste food!”
The more the Male Assistant explained at this moment, the more guilty he appeared.
Qin Jiang chuckled softly.
“But just now, Di Renjie said you never eat their leftovers. How do you explain that?”
Di Renjie also looked at the Male Assistant, waiting for his explanation.
The Male Assistant stammered, his face flushed red, unable to say a word.
Di Renjie became a little anxious.
“Dr. Qin, what exactly is going on here? Is Xiao Tang a germaphobe or not?”
“Yes,” Qin Jiang answered directly. “It’s just that his germaphobia is relative.”
“He doesn’t want to eat leftovers from people of the same gender, but he’s very interested in leftovers from the opposite gender.”
“Especially if he finds the opposite sex attractive, no matter what’s left over, he’ll eat it with great relish.”
“This is because those food items have residual saliva from the opposite sex, and the various bacterial colonies in the saliva will stimulate his brain, giving him a very excited feeling, similar to kissing.”
As soon as Qin Jiang said this, everyone fell silent.
The Male Assistant was even more thunderstruck, standing there stunned, unable to utter a single word.
After a long while, netizens in the live stream finally began to post comments.
“So he’s a guy who likes indirect kissing. This mind… is quite perverted.”
“This is why the most hygienic way of eating is actually separate servings. If not separate, at least use serving chopsticks.”
“I still remember eating in the village, many elderly people liked to use their chopsticks to pick food for me, and I truly had no appetite at all.”
“Eating other people’s leftovers just to get their saliva? This Buddy is truly something!”
“Isn’t this also a form of emotional cheating? If his girlfriend saw this, she would probably be devastated, right?”
Just as Qin Jiang finished giving his deduction, the Male Assistant’s phone vibrated.
He took out his phone and saw that it was indeed a text message from his girlfriend.
His girlfriend cursed him as a scumbag and broke up with him directly.
The Male Assistant wanted to cry but had no tears.
He went to see a Chinese doctor and lost his girlfriend!
Who would have thought!
The Male Assistant asked with a bitter smile, “Dr. Qin, does this count as pica for me? Is there still hope?”
Qin Jiang shook his head.
“This isn’t pica; it’s just that your hobbies are a bit unique.”
“Let me ask you, have you been experiencing frequent flatulence lately?”
The Male Assistant looked bewildered.
“What does frequent flatulence mean?”
Qin Jiang patiently explained, “It means you fart a lot.”
The Male Assistant nodded repeatedly.
“Yes, it’s been going on for a month, and I don’t know what’s going on. As soon as I sit down, I want to fart.”
Qin Jiang nodded and continued:
“That’s because your intestinal flora has been affected, which has led to weakened intestinal digestive function and insufficient gastric motility.”
“Lately, have you been having trouble digesting food, experiencing constipation, and also acid reflux when you sleep at night, making you unable to sleep well all night?”
The Male Assistant immediately looked at Qin Jiang with eyes like he was seeing a savior, his eyes sparkling.
“Yes, yes, yes! Dr. Qin, how did you know?!”
“Especially the constipation and acid reflux, they’re so tormenting!”
“As soon as I lie down, stomach acid rushes up my esophagus, choking my throat and nose.”
“Constipation goes without saying; I’ve only been eating these past few days without defecating. I feel like I’m about to turn into a Pixiu.”
It was clear the Male Assistant was suffering quite a bit.
He sincerely said to Qin Jiang, “Dr. Qin, if you have a way, please help me!”
Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the screen.
“5,400. Scan the code to pay.”
The Male Assistant didn’t hesitate for a moment and immediately complied.
Ding.
[Detected that the host spoke frankly to the patient, revealed the patient’s hidden illness, and greatly helped the patient. Mission complete.]
[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: Jinniu Detox Pill!]
Qin Jiang was stunned for a moment.
What the hell is a Jinniu Detox Pill!