12: Toad marries frog

“Brothers, I think I know what this medicine is! It’s Ren Zhong Huang!”

“Holy cow, that’s brutal! Streamer is truly inhumane!”

“Look, he even made the patient clean the bamboo tube herself and take out the Ren Zhong Huang to eat it! He’s practically an animal!”

Ren Zhong Huang, a famous Chinese medicinal material, is indeed very effective at clearing heat and reducing fire.

Under Qin Jiang’s guidance, Zheng Chunmei took a mouthful of Ren Zhong Huang, then a mouthful of the herbal soup, and crucially, she couldn’t spit it out, or the medicine would lose its efficacy.

The photography team watched from the side, their faces turning pale.

If they had to undergo such treatment, they’d rather die!

After finally finishing all the medicinal soup, Zheng Chunmei felt like half her life was gone.

“Doctor, am I cured now?”

Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the table.

“You still owe three thousand for the consultation. Scan the code, then go home, take a shower, get some rest, and you’ll be fine tomorrow.”

“But I really want to vomit right now.”

“Hold it in. Go home and throw up in the toilet.”

Damn it, how heartless!

Zheng Chunmei could barely hold it in anymore. She quickly scanned the code to pay, covered her mouth, and ran out of the Traditional Chinese Medicine Clinic.

Cha-ching.

Zhifubao received a payment of three thousand yuan!

Watching his Zhifubao balance grow, Qin Jiang smiled happily.

Being a Chinese Medicine practitioner really makes money!

At this rate, it wouldn't be long before he could buy a house in Jin City!

Ding!

“Detected that the host was blunt with the patient, revealed the patient’s hidden ailment, and greatly helped the patient. Mission complete.”

“Congratulations, host, you have received a reward: God-tier Bone Setting Technique!”

Qin Jiang, who was drinking tea, was overjoyed.

Bone Setting Technique!

Not bad, not bad, this is a good thing!

Young people nowadays don’t stand or sit properly, so it’s very normal for their bones to grow crooked.

With this God-tier Bone Setting Technique, he could generate more income!

As Qin Jiang was thinking this, a pleading voice came from the doorway.

“Doctor, please help us, we’ve both sprained our backs.”

Qin Jiang looked up and immediately spat out a mouthful of tea.

A couple slowly shuffled in from outside, like strange creatures.

The man was proudly sticking out his chest, facing the blue sky, looking defiant.

The woman was hunched over, her legs moving like a crab, crying out in pain with every step.

Their bizarre postures also drew complaints from the fans in the live stream.

“Holy crap, Hua Wen and Hua Wu?”

“Brother, now that you mention it, they really do look alike!”

“Prize guessing segment! Everyone, guess what their ailment is?”

“Dwarfism!”

“Rickets!”

“Strange creatures!”

None of the fans in the live stream were serious.

Seeing their postures, Qin Jiang didn’t dare to rush over and help, as he didn’t know exactly where they were injured.

It took the couple a full five minutes to shuffle from the doorway to the massage room.

Qin Jiang couldn’t even imagine how long it took them to walk from their home to this Traditional Chinese Medicine Clinic.

“How exactly did you two get like this?”

Hearing Qin Jiang’s question, the man explained, “We’re both dancers. We were practicing a dance at home, and we accidentally slipped, so we ended up like this.”

Qin Jiang looked suspicious.

“Really?”

The man sounded a bit guilty: “Re… really.”

“Alright, tell me your names. I’ll register them here.”

“I’m Chen Xing, and my girlfriend is Wang Xuan.”

Qin Jiang took out a pen and paper, opening a separate case file for each of them.

After filling in their basic information, Qin Jiang put on gloves and asked, “Who first?”

“My girlfriend first, I can still bear it.”

Chen Xing gritted his teeth, clearly in a lot of pain himself.

“Alright, then your girlfriend first.”

Qin Jiang walked up to Wang Xuan and carefully observed her posture.

In an instant, Wang Xuan’s bones, meridians, and muscle distribution were all revealed to Qin Jiang without reservation.

X-ray vision?

Qin Jiang was a bit surprised.

He hadn’t expected his observation technique to have such a function!

However, with the help of the observation technique, Qin Jiang quickly figured out what was going on.

Qin Jiang didn’t rush to treat them but instead asked with a strange expression, “Were you really practicing dancing at home?”

Wang Xuan blushed and nodded.

“Split, bridge, high leg extension?”

Both of them looked at Qin Jiang as if they had seen a ghost.

How did this doctor know what movements they had done?

Qin Jiang sighed, “This is a Traditional Chinese Medicine Clinic, I am a doctor, and you are patients. I’ll ask you one last time, was this injury really caused by dancing?”

The couple finally realized at this point that Qin Jiang was not a simple doctor.

Wang Xuan was too embarrassed to speak, her face red. Chen Xing gritted his teeth and said, “Doctor, we really did high-difficulty movements, which is why we ended up like this. Please don’t ask any more questions, just treat us quickly.”

“Nonsense!”

Qin Jiang said earnestly, “If I don’t clarify your situation, what if something goes wrong with the treatment?”

Chen Xing was almost in tears.

“We just sprained our backs, what else could go wrong? Doctor, please just hurry up.”

Qin Jiang asked, “Were you wearing clothes when you did those high-difficulty movements?”

The couple was stunned, not knowing how to answer.

Wang Xuan lowered her head as much as possible, wishing she could find a hole to crawl into.

“If you caught a cold when you sprained yourselves, then this isn’t just a simple back sprain.”

“You’ll need to remove dampness and dispel cold first, and then I can set your bones.”

It seems… to make some sense.

Chen Xing stammered, “We… we were, but we were wearing very little.”

Qin Jiang pressed on, “How little? Were you only wearing a tie?”

Chen Xing covered his face, not daring to answer.

How did this doctor know!

Well, Christmas was approaching, and they both happened to be on vacation at home, and they both happened to be dance students.

The mood was right, and they had the skills, so naturally, they wanted to unlock some high-difficulty moves.

Who knew that with one slip, they both got injured.

“I still admire you two. To be so injured and still manage to put your clothes on, that’s impressive.”

Qin Jiang reached out and pressed Wang Xuan’s lower back, and Wang Xuan immediately screamed in pain.

“Alright, it’s easier to deal with now that I know your situation. Young people, why can’t you just stick to normal difficulty?”

As soon as Qin Jiang said this, the fans in the live stream immediately understood.

“Dancers are great; they can unlock so many new tricks.”

“I think they’re like toads marrying frogs—ugly but play fancy.”

“I miss my ex-girlfriend again. She was also a dancer. Gotta say, it was really great.”

“Brother, elaborate on the dancing.”

In the Traditional Chinese Medicine Clinic, Qin Jiang had Wang Xuan lie face down on the bed, then placed his hands on her lower back.

Before Qin Jiang even started applying force, Wang Xuan already felt pain.

Seeing Qin Jiang’s posture, she immediately turned pale with fright.

“Doctor, you’re not planning to just push, are you? My back will break!”