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48: A decompression thing

Qin Jiang walked over, coughed, and whispered to Ye Yun, "Reporter Ye, how about we pause the live broadcast for a moment?"

Qin Jiang kept winking at Ye Yun, but Ye Yun didn't understand what Qin Jiang meant at all.

Ye Yun said earnestly, "Dr. Qin, once we start broadcasting here, we can't stop. Do you have something to say to the audience in front of the TV?"

Ye Yun handed the microphone to Qin Jiang, completely flustering him.

Goodness, I've always been the one making others socially awkward, and now they're handing me the microphone, wanting me to be socially awkward, right?

Qin Jiang coughed, turned around, and walked away without saying anything more.

Seeing Qin Jiang walk away and no longer disturb her, Ye Yun became even bolder.

She not only squatted beside the basin but also reached in to pick up the item in the basin.

The slippery sensation gave Ye Yun goosebumps all over her body.

Ye Yun couldn't help but frown, but as a professional reporter, and also to demonstrate her abilities in front of Liu Yan, Ye Yun endured the nausea and continued to broadcast with a smile.

"Dear viewers, through the camera, we can now see that this object looks very much like a fungus."

"And on both sides, there are mushroom-head shapes, and on top, we can see something that resembles a mouth."

Ye Yun said as she held up the mushroom head in her hand, allowing the cameraman to get a close-up.

Pfft!

Qin Jiang, who was drinking tea, couldn't hold it in and spat it out directly.

Liu Yan also found the object strange and thought it shouldn't be given a close-up.

Meanwhile, in the live broadcast room, the audience erupted.

"Brothers, am I seeing things? Why does this thing look so much like..."

"It looks, it looks very much alike! No, you can't say it looks alike, you can only say it's identical!"

"Is this really a Tai Sui? Why do I feel like your Tai Sui isn't very proper?"

"I finally understand why Dr. Qin went over just now to tell this woman to stop broadcasting. This woman even gave it a close-up, hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing."

Ye Yun had no idea that what she was doing was inappropriate.

After giving a close-up of the front mushroom head, she switched to the other side and continued to give a close-up of the other side.

"We can now see, by switching sides, that the other side has a small hole, and the two heads are directlyTransparent."

"It feels very smooth to the touch, very much like a piece of meat."

Qin Jiang, who was standing by, couldn't hold it in anymore and frantically waved his hand at Ye Yun, signaling her to stop talking.

But Ye Yun completely ignored Qin Jiang and instead took out a ruler, very seriously measuring the item.

"Viewers can see that we have now measured this item with a ruler, and its length is approximately nineteen centimeters."

"So what exactly is this thing? Let's hear what the villagers think."

Ye Yun stood up and handed the microphone to another villager, an older brother.

This older brother was very happy to be on camera.

He chuckled and said, "We've shown this thing to the elders in the village, and several eighty-year-olds who have lived most of their lives have never seen anything like it."

"Later, we looked it up online and found out that this thing is called Tai Sui, and it's very valuable."

"Tai Sui is a precious Chinese medicinal herb, so we quickly brought it to Dr. Qin to ask him to help us take a look."

Upon hearing the villagers mention Qin Jiang, Ye Yun naturally walked over to Qin Jiang's side, and the cameraman immediately aimed the camera at him.

"Dear viewers, this is Dr. Qin Jiang from Qins Chinese Medicine Clinic in Xicheng District."

"Dr. Qin, what are your thoughts on this Flesh Ganoderma excavated by the villagers?"

Seeing Ye Yun innocently holding the 'Flesh Ganoderma' and bringing it towards him, Qin Jiang was greatly alarmed.

"Don't come over!"

Ye Yun also didn't expect Qin Jiang to react this way and quickly comforted him, "Dr. Qin, what's wrong? I brought it over so you could see it more clearly. Is your reaction really necessary, Dr. Qin?"

What a big reaction!

Don't you know this thing is very dirty!

Qin Jiang quickly said to Ye Yun, "Reporter Ye, this thing... keep it further away from me. I'm not used to it being so close."

Although Ye Yun didn't know what was wrong with Qin Jiang.

But since Qin Jiang said so, Ye Yun could only listen to him and move the item as far away as possible.

"Dr. Qin, the villagers just said this thing is very rare, and many eighty-year-old elders in the village have never seen or recognized it. What are your thoughts on this?"

Qin Jiang said earnestly, "My opinion is, let the eighteen-year-olds in the village come, they might recognize it."

Ye Yun: ???

The eighteen-year-olds would recognize it?

Ye Yun looked puzzled: "Dr. Qin, what do you mean by that? Do you mean that the eighteen-year-old children in the village are more knowledgeable than the eighty-year-old elders?"

Qin Jiang nodded.

"From a certain perspective, that's true."

Ye Yun's eyes lit up upon hearing this.

"Listening to Dr. Qin, it sounds like you already know what this thing is?"

The villagers also quickly gathered around.

"How is it, Dr. Qin? Is this really Flesh Ganoderma?"

"It must be Flesh Ganoderma! The village elders said this thing only appears in villages with good fortune!"

"Really? This thing has been soaking in our village well for so long, and all the water in our well now has the medicinal properties of Flesh Ganoderma."

"Indeed, I also feel that the water in the well is much sweeter than before, Dr. Qin, I happen to have a pot here, have some."

Qin Jiang waved his hands repeatedly.

"No, no, you drink it yourselves."

Just as Qin Jiang was struggling to cope, a white-haired, highly respected elder, leaning on a cane, stepped out from the crowd.

"Alright, all of you, you have no manners at all. Look at how scared Dr. Qin is?"

The elder walked up to Qin Jiang, smiling, and said, "Dr. Qin, don't be afraid."

"Tell us boldly whether this thing we found is Flesh Ganoderma or not."

"I am the village chief of He Yang Village, and with me here, no one dares to be presumptuous."

Seeing the village chief smile so brightly, Qin Jiang knew what he was thinking.

After all, something like a village digging up Flesh Ganoderma could be recorded in the family genealogy.

If this was truly Flesh Ganoderma, then the village chief could add a record of his achievement to the family genealogy.

After all, Flesh Ganoderma only appears in virtuous and blessed villages, right?

Doesn't this just show that he's a good village chief?

Under everyone's eager gazes, Qin Jiang remained silent for a moment before speaking:

"This is not Flesh Ganoderma, this is... a silicone male product, used for stress relief."

As soon as Qin Jiang finished speaking, the smiles on everyone's faces froze.

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