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52: You just have small problems.
Di Renjie was originally not flustered.
But for some unknown reason, when he saw Qin Jiang's professional fake smile, he admitted he was flustered.
Looking at the bullet comments in the live stream, he was extremely flustered now.
This Dr. Qin, he couldn't really see something, could he?
No, he's so Young man, he shouldn't have much ability.
Di Renjie placed his hand on the table, and as soon as Qin Jiang took his pulse, his brows immediately furrowed.
But Di Renjie wasn't flustered at all, even thinking that Qin Jiang couldn't find any problems, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart:
“Sigh, this Young Qin is still too Young man; he clearly just graduated, maybe he doesn't even know as much as I do.”
Thinking of this, Di Renjie confidently took the initiative to ask, “How is it, Dr. Qin? Is it just as I said before, just a little lack of qi and blood?”
“I already said, I just have a little…”
Before Di Renjie could finish speaking, Qin Jiang interrupted, “You have some kidney yin deficiency.”
Di Renjie's smile froze on his face.
He could even tell that?
But Di Renjie's mouth was still stubborn.
“Kidney deficiency? That's not very likely, is it?”
Seeing his two Male Assistants looking at him with strange eyes, Di Renjie coughed, “Maybe it's because I'm getting older. But when I was Young man, I was also mighty…”
Qin Jiang interrupted his casting again: “When you were Young man, you were just like that, for the duration of one song.”
Hiss!
Di Renjie gasped.
This Dr. Qin has something.
In the live stream, the fans were already going crazy with laughter.
“Hahaha, Di Renjie, told you to be a chatterbox, got interrupted, didn't you?”
“Garen uses Last Whisper, silenced and armor-broken.”
“So this is the duration of one song, learned, learned.”
“Upstairs, I'm also the duration of one song, but I'm 'King of Love Songs'.”
Di Renjie's face turned beet red.
He finally understood why Qin Jiang's live stream had so many fans.
This was truly social death!
Di Renjie was a Streamer after all, and his skin was truly thick.
Seeing that Qin Jiang really had ability, he didn't care about that much anymore and quickly asked:
“Dr. Qin, do you think my problem is serious?”
Qin Jiang shook his head.
“Your problem isn't serious; I'll prescribe some traditional Chinese medicine for you to regulate it later, and you'll be fine.”
Di Renjie was still a little unwilling.
“Do I have any other health problems?”
Qin Jiang still shook his head.
“No, besides kidney deficiency, you have no other problems.”
Di Renjie's expression became a bit awkward.
He didn't expect to be unable to avoid the topic of kidney deficiency.
Actually, at first, Qin Jiang also thought that Di Renjie had a big problem.
After all, he was so fat; he should at least have high blood pressure, high blood sugar, or high cholesterol.
As it turned out, after taking his pulse, he found that Di Renjie's body was actually quite good.
In that case, the only one with a problem could only be the Male Assistant.
Qin Jiang looked at the Male Assistant, revealing a slight smile.
“Young man, why don't you sit down, and I'll examine you?”
Suddenly being called out by Qin Jiang, the Male Assistant was a bit stunned.
The bullet comments in the live stream started flowing again.
“Hahaha, Dr. Qin actively called him out, looks like this Male Assistant has a big problem!”
“We've never seen the Male Assistant's full face before; now we can finally see what he looks like.”
“Silly child, run, Dr. Qin's diagnoses will lead to social death!”
The Male Assistant noticed that when Qin Jiang called him out, the popularity of the live stream increased significantly.
The Male Assistant was a little happy, after all, the popularity of the live stream was directly linked to his salary.
As long as the viewers were happy, it was fine for him to make a sacrifice.
Thinking of this, the Male Assistant willingly sat opposite Qin Jiang.
The Male Assistant said with great confidence:
“It's normal for Di Renjie, being middle-aged, to be a bit weak. But I'm different; I insist on exercising every day.”
After saying that, the Male Assistant lifted his shirt, revealing his four-pack abs.
From his appearance, the Male Assistant was indeed very healthy.
He had a well-proportioned physique, smooth skin, no dark circles under his eyes, and his mental state was also very good.
But just because he looked fine on the surface didn't mean there were no real problems.
“Alright, then put your hand up too, and I'll examine you carefully.”
Since the Male Assistant was so confident in seeking his own demise, Qin Jiang would fulfill his wish.
The Male Assistant confidently placed his hand on the table.
As soon as Qin Jiang took his pulse, his eyes immediately became strange.
Seeing Qin Jiang's expression, the Male Assistant became a little nervous.
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
Qin Jiang said bluntly, “Your pulse isn't as strong as Di Renjie's.”
“Ah?”
The Male Assistant was petrified.
He considered himself very strong, which was why he dared to actively ask Qin Jiang to examine him.
But Qin Jiang said he wasn't as strong as Di Renjie?
The fans in the live stream started flooding the screen again.
“666, this Buddy is someone you can hang out with, he really dares to embrace social death!”
“He's even weaker than Di Renjie, so doesn't that mean he doesn't even have the duration of one song?”
“So, sisters, do you understand? Having abs doesn't mean anything; being persistent is the guarantee of a happy life!”
Seeing so many bullet comments mocking him, the Male Assistant also couldn't hold back anymore.
“Dr. Qin, you couldn't have made a mistake, could you? I've always been very strong!”
The Male Assistant vowed to defend his dignity to the death.
Qin Jiang, however, sighed: “Look at you, you silly child, just like this…”
Before he finished speaking, Qin Jiang made a new discovery.
He said sternly, with a tone of disappointment, “Watch fewer of those! Those messy videos!”
The Male Assistant fell silent.
“Did you hear me?”
The Male Assistant, feeling guilty, could only softly hum in response.
Perhaps feeling that he had lost face, the Male Assistant added, “I often stay up late working.”
Who knew that Qin Jiang didn't buy into that at all and continued sternly, “Even if you stay up late, just don't watch those for now!”
The Male Assistant immediately cowered: “Okay, okay, I understand, Dr. Qin.”
But inside, he was on the verge of collapse.
“Please move on to the next question, so many people are watching!”
Who knew Qin Jiang's next sentence was an even bigger blow.
“And don't use your hand!”
Male Assistant: …
“Do you urinate a lot, do you feel like urinating after drinking water?”
The Male Assistant breathed a sigh of relief and quickly said, “Yes, I urinate a lot.”
“You have to urinate once or twice at night, right?”
The Male Assistant was inexplicably self-righteous: “More than that, every time I just finish using the restroom, I feel like I need to go again.”
“Do you have a dry and bitter mouth?”
The Male Assistant answered the questions with increasing confidence: “Yes, all correct.”
He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
As long as he doesn't talk about that aspect, I won't be scared.
Who knew that the next second Qin Jiang delivered another blow.
“Do you think eating those fish oils, proteins, and other nutritious things can replenish it?”
“It can't be replenished! You must quit, do you hear me?”
The Male Assistant was petrified again.
Becoming a wooden person who only knew how to answer “Mm.”
After a while, the Male Assistant asked somewhat nervously:
“Then, Dr. Qin, I should only have these problems, right?”
Who knew Qin Jiang shook his head.
“These are all minor problems; your biggest problem isn't this.”
The Male Assistant was stunned.
After all that talk, these were still just minor problems?
Then wouldn't he be useless!