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67: Is your tool decent?

Jin Yu gasped.

She hadn't expected Qin Jiang to be so impressive, able to deduce so much just from taking a pulse and a few seafood shopping lists.

“Young man, your side job isn't a detective, is it?”

The most devastated was Little Milk Dog.

Even as dull as he was, he now knew what kind of live streams Jin Yu did.

It seemed everything Lü Tian had just said was true.

The things Jin Yu usually played with, even a pervert like him found perverted.

Lü Tian patted Little Milk Dog's shoulder and said with a smile, “Young man, don't be sad.”

“It's normal to not be able to accept it at first, but slowly you'll get used to it.”

Little Milk Dog's face turned green.

Jin Yu clasped her hands together, quickly begging for mercy.

“Please, Dr. Qin, don't say anymore. I know I was wrong.”

“Can you just prescribe me the medicine?”

Qin Jiang nodded.

“Alright, then I'll just prescribe you the medicine.”

Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the table.

“Twenty thousand yuan, pay up.”

“How much?”

Jin Yu's voice was sharp, and her gaze at Qin Jiang was as if she had seen a ghost.

“I have to pay twenty thousand for a consultation? That's too outrageous!”

Little Milk Dog also stood up and said, “Yeah, I had a friend who got syphilis before, and he only spent two thousand yuan in total. How come it's twenty thousand here with you?”

Qin Jiang glanced at Little Milk Dog.

“Are you paying for your treatment yourself?”

Little Milk Dog immediately shut his mouth.

He made a living by his looks; how could he have money?

But Jin Yu was still not satisfied.

“Even if you treat him too, it would only be four thousand yuan, how can you have the nerve to charge me twenty thousand yuan?”

Qin Jiang's expression was calm.

“Because this twenty thousand yuan also includes the cost for your other illness.”

“Compared to syphilis, your other illness is even more serious.”

Little Milk Dog wanted to argue further, but Jin Yu suddenly realized something and quickly stopped him, directly scanning the code to pay.

Ding.

[Host detected speaking frankly to the patient, revealing the patient's hidden illness, greatly helping the patient. Mission complete]

[Congratulations to Host for receiving reward: God-tier Sterilization Patch]

Watching the system reward arrive, Qin Jiang nodded with satisfaction.

At this point, he was no longer short on money.

What he lacked were these rewards given by the system.

After successful payment, Jin Yu blushed, looking at Qin Jiang and saying, “Dr. Qin, you said I have another illness, can you cure me?”

“Since I've taken your money, of course I can cure it.”

Qin Jiang walked into the pharmacy again and returned shortly with two bags of Chinese medicine, one for Jin Yu and one for Little Milk Dog.

“Take the medicine as written on the label. Do not have sexual intercourse during the medication period, otherwise the infection will become more severe.”

Seeing Qin Jiang directly prescribe medicine for him, Little Milk Dog was very unconvinced.

“You didn't even take my pulse, how do you know what illness I have?”

Qin Jiang rolled his eyes at him.

“Your physical condition is very good, besides fungal infection and syphilis, there's nothing else.”

Little Milk Dog was a bit confused; this was considered a very good physical condition?

But what the hell was a fungal infection!

“Doctor, please explain clearly, what fungal infection?”

Jin Yu tugged at Little Milk Dog's hand.

“Alright, stop talking. The doctor told you to take medicine, so just take it. Why say so much?”

As a straightforward Old Chinese Medicine Doctor, Qin Jiang spoke at this moment.

“It's not a major illness, just candida vaginitis.”

“Both men and women can get this disease, and once one person gets it, it's very easy to cross-infect each other. So, do not have sexual intercourse during the medication period, otherwise, no matter how much medicine you take, it will be useless.”

At this point, Qin Jiang took out the God-tier Sterilization Rod wrapped in a black plastic bag.

“Miss Jin Yu, this is for your exclusive use. I've written the specific instructions inside the bag.”

As soon as they saw this cylindrical object wrapped up, the netizens in the live stream couldn't hold back.

“No way, seeing a doctor also comes with a toy? Dr. Qin is getting more and more outrageous.”

“Is there a possibility that it's a treatment tool?”

“What kind of proper tool looks like that? That's too ridiculous.”

“Hahaha, it's fine to put it in a black plastic bag, but don't wrap it so tightly! Isn't this just trying to cover up? I'm dying of laughter.”

“This woman is too terrifying, full of diseases, she's practically a walking virus library.”

“Don't just talk about the woman, look at General Manager Lü, he also has quite a few diseases.”

“I don't understand, asking for a friend, is this thing Dr. Qin gave waterproof?”

“The waterproof team is consistently performing well, very good.”

Jin Yu no longer had the face to stay.

She thanked Qin Jiang, then took the medicine and the sterilization rod, and left in a hurry.

As soon as Jin Yu and Little Milk Dog left, Lü Tian immediately leaned over.

Lü Tian said with a fawning smile:

“Dr. Qin, I just looked you up online, I didn't expect you to be so amazing.”

“It's alright.”

Lü Tian had a flattering expression.

“Dr. Qin, as long as you can cure my problem, I'll help you renovate this medical hall!”

Lü Tian had plenty of money, clearly a big spender.

Qin Jiang was amused.

Although he wasn't short on money now, no one would complain about having too much money.

“Put your hand here, I'll take your pulse.”

“Alright, alright.”

Lü Tian quickly placed his hand on the pulse diagnosis pillow.

His physical condition was roughly as he had expected.

But very quickly, Qin Jiang discovered a new problem.

“Recently, have you been very itchy?”

Lü Tian's expression changed.

“A divine doctor! Dr. Qin, you even saw that?”

Lü Tian was incredibly excited.

“Dr. Qin, to be honest, don't look at how much money I earn every day, in reality, I've always been troubled by two things.”

“First, it's this syphilis. I always feel like what I have is different from what others have. It has seriously affected my life; my bones ache.”

Qin Jiang directly gave his conclusion.

“This is neurosyphilis. Treatment was delayed, so it's now in the late stage, with more severe effects.”

“If this continues, at best, it will lead to paralysis; at worst, it will affect the central nervous system, directly turning you into a vegetative state.”

Lü Tian was instantly terrified upon hearing this.

Whether it was paralysis or being a vegetative person, he didn't want either.

Seeing Lü Tian's grim expression, Qin Jiang comforted him, “It's alright, I can cure this disease with Acupuncture, no need to be nervous.”

“Tell me about your second illness.”

Lü Tian gave an awkward smile.

“My second illness, actually, isn't a major one, but it just can't be completely cured.”

“It's just that around where I poop, I always get rashes, and it's very itchy.”

“You know, I'm a respectable person. It's not good to scratch when walking on the street, it's really too uncomfortable.”

Qin Jiang shook his head.

Someone like Lü Tian, who walked around spreading viruses, still had the nerve to call himself a respectable person.

“Alright, scan the code. Thirty-five thousand, that's the price for one course of treatment.”

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