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88: I know that hard work pays off, but what do you mean by these four words?
I believe every boy has fantasized about having an all-conquering Ruyi Jingu Bang.
Gong Zhuang was one of them.
Before, even as an athlete, he would experience a refractory period every time, which was inevitably a bit unsatisfying.
But ever since his little Buddy stood up yesterday afternoon, Gong Zhuang and Jiang Xiu felt like they had discovered a new continent!
Although the refractory period still occurred, this little Buddy actually stayed standing and wouldn't fall down at all!
Therefore, at first, Gong Zhuang didn't think this was a disease; he thought it was simply a gift from heaven.
Others needed to take medicine to stay firm, but he didn't need to; he just got a physical cheat!
Watching Jiang Xiu try everything she could but still couldn't make him soften, Gong Zhuang felt incredibly pleased, his sense of accomplishment bursting!
However, when he found himself still erect the next morning, the two immediately realized the seriousness of the situation.
Because they were supposed to go home today.
They couldn't possibly go back like this, could they?
So, after much thought, Jiang Xiu finally made up her mind to come to the medical clinic to help her boyfriend cure this illness.
Although it was a bit regrettable, for her boyfriend's health, this was the only way.
Qin Jiang glanced at the two.
"I asked you earlier if you had taken any other measures, and you told me no. Isn't this a measure?"
Their faces turned red.
They hadn't expected this to count as a measure either.
"I'll ask you again, have you tried any other methods?"
Jiang Xiu quickly waved her hand from the side.
"No, Dr. Qin, I promise it was only those five times; we definitely didn't try any other methods."
Qin Jiang ignored Jiang Xiu and looked at Gong Zhuang instead.
"Really?"
Gong Zhuang seemed to have thought of something and hesitated to speak.
Qin Jiang frowned and said, "If you have something to say, just say it directly. Don't beat around the bush. Do you still want to be cured or not?"
Gong Zhuang gritted his teeth and said, "Dr. Qin, does using the mouth count? The principle of this thing should be the same, right?"
Qin Jiang slapped his forehead; this young man's brain wasn't working too well.
Jiang Xiu even covered her face, feeling like she couldn't face anyone.
"Alright, I've roughly understood your situation. Come over here, and I'll take a closer look at you."
Qin Jiang led Gong Zhuang to the examination room next door and pulled the curtain.
"Take it out. We're all grown men; what are you shy about?"
Although the netizens couldn't see the scene, by listening to their conversation, they could immediately imagine most of it.
After a short while, Qin Jiang told Gong Zhuang to put his pants on, and he sat back down at the treatment desk with a serious face.
Gong Zhuang followed him, tying his waistband, and asked, "Dr. Qin, do you know what illness I have now?"
Qin Jiang picked up his teacup, took a sip, and then asked, "First, tell me, why did you get a tattoo down there?"
Netizens: !!!
"Huh? A tattoo down there? Seriously?"
"I thought about it when I was young and foolish, but I never thought someone would actually dare to do it?"
"What did he tattoo? 'Zhu Xiujuan, I love you'?"
"As expected of an athletic god, he really dares to do anything!"
Gong Zhuang was torn between laughter and tears.
He had thought Qin Jiang would keep this matter confidential for him; who knew he would just blurt it out like that?
Gong Zhuang stammered, "I just thought it was pretty cool, plus my good Buddy just opened a tattoo shop and asked me to support him."
Qin Jiang chuckled when he heard that.
"I can understand you supporting him, but why tattoo it on that part?"
"Don't you know that the nerve distribution in that area is very dense and sensitive? Didn't you feel pain?"
Gong Zhuang nodded.
"It was quite painful when I got the tattoo, but when I thought about how unique it would be after it was done, I endured it at the time."
Qin Jiang sneered, "This wasn't just your idea, was it? Your girlfriend knows about this too?"
Jiang Xiu blushed and nodded.
They were both young people; she also thought it was quite cool.
Liu Yan asked foolishly from the side, "Dr. Qin, how do you know his girlfriend knows? After all, it's such a private place."
Qin Jiang said calmly, "Because he tattooed 'Safe Travels'."
As soon as Qin Jiang said this, the live stream's bullet comments instantly flooded the screen.
"What a 'Safe Travels'! Awesome!"
"This is the second idiom I endorse after 'Heaven rewards diligence'; this Buddy is really something!"
"Isn't it also that his girlfriend is very open-minded? If his girlfriend didn't agree, would he dare to tattoo those four characters?"
"It looks like this Buddy has a strong sense of safety; one can only say young people really know how to have fun."
Jiang Xiu felt utterly mortified.
She covered her face with one hand and vigorously slapped Gong Zhuang several times with the other.
Gong Zhuang was also torn between laughter and tears.
He hadn't expected seeing a doctor to be so socially embarrassing!
Gong Zhuang gritted his teeth and asked, "Dr. Qin, you don't need to say anything else. Just tell me if my illness can be cured or not?"
Qin Jiang said indifferently, "You still think this is a minor illness, don't you?"
"Let me tell you this: because the tattoo damaged some of the nerves down there, it caused that area to remain in a state of constant engorgement."
"If this state persists for too long, the corpus cavernosum will suffer irreversible damage, and your heart and various organs will also be affected to a corresponding degree."
"Because of those four characters, you'll have to stay like this for the rest of your life."
After Qin Jiang's explanation, Gong Zhuang finally realized the seriousness of the matter.
"Stay like this for the rest of my life? That won't do, Dr. Qin, how will I go out and face people in the future?"
"Dr. Qin, do you have any way to help me?"
"I can pay; as long as you can cure me, I'll pay any amount!"
Qin Jiang sighed.
"Young man, play fewer tricks in the future. If you want to seek excitement, couldn't you just buy some stickers and stick them on?"
Gong Zhuang nodded repeatedly.
"Okay, Dr. Qin, we will definitely not play like this again in the future."
Liu Yan, however, gave Qin Jiang a strange look.
This Dr. Qin's mind was quite sharp; he even knew about using stickers.
Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the table.
"Scan the code and pay first, fifty-three thousand."
Gong Zhuang didn't dare to delay and quickly took out his phone to scan the code and pay.
Ding.
[Detected that the host spoke frankly to the patient, revealing the patient's hidden illness, greatly helping the patient. Mission complete]
[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: Golden Right Hand]
Hmm?
Golden Right Hand?
What is this thing?
Qin Jiang had a premonition of something ominous.
The rewards given by the system were getting stranger and stranger; did this mean that the patients who came to see him later would also be stranger and stranger?
Just as Qin Jiang was thinking this, Gong Zhuang urgently said, "Dr. Qin, I've already paid. What should I do next?"
Qin Jiang pointed to the nearby hospital bed.
"Go lie down; I'll give you Acupuncture."
Gong Zhuang quickly went and lay down.
As he lay down, his erect state became even more obvious.