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16: This taste is sour and refreshing!

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"[Host detected to be blunt with the patient, revealing the patient's hidden illness, greatly helping the patient. Mission accomplished.]"

"[Congratulations to the Host for receiving the reward: God-level Olfactory Diagnosis!]"

Of the four great arts of Chinese medicine—inspection, listening and smelling, inquiry, and palpation—I have already mastered three!

I just wonder what kind of surprise this Olfactory Diagnosis will bring me.

As soon as Qin Jiang accepted the system's reward, he instantly felt his nose clear up.

It was as if his chronic rhinitis had been cured all at once!

The smell of Chinese medicine in the pharmacy, Liu Yan's perfume, Chen Xing's bad breath, and the smell from the latrine...

Ugh.

Qin Jiang hugged the trash can and threw up uncontrollably.

Chen Xing and Wang Xuan were dumbfounded.

What was going on? How could Acupuncture make him vomit?

Wang Xuan asked with some concern, "Dr. Qin, are you alright?"

Qin Jiang waved his hand and explained, "I probably ate something bad. I'm fine."

As soon as Qin Jiang said that, Liu Yan and the photography team's staff looked upset.

Because Qin Jiang had eaten the same takeout as them at noon!

Of course, Qin Jiang didn't dare to say that he had vomited because he hadn't used Olfactory Diagnosis well and had smelled the latrine's odor.

While wiping his mouth, Qin Jiang felt pity for the Dog.

He heard that Dogs' sense of smell is tens of thousands of times more sensitive than humans', which must be hard for them.

Then he thought.

That's not right.

Don't Dogs like to eat poop?

Damn, in the end, I'm the one who has to bear it all!

"Dr. Qin, why does my hand feel a bit hot?"

Qin Jiang calmly said, "I'm helping you expel cold and dampness. It's normal for it to be hot."

Sure enough, the next second, Chen Xing's right arm began to condense many water droplets.

Seeing this scene, the Old Chinese Medicine Doctors in the live stream couldn't sit still.

"Holy cow! What's going on! The cold and dampness directly condensed into water droplets and was expelled?"

"Quick! Which tech expert can find out the Streamer's clinic location? I want to go immediately to become his disciple and learn!"

"If my grand-master-uncle saw this, I bet he'd jump out of his coffin and go to consult the Streamer overnight."

"To the great experts upstairs, I don't really understand Chinese medicine. Is it very impressive for cold and dampness to condense into water droplets?"

"Let's put it this way: when you boil water in the kitchen, steam gets everywhere—that's cold and dampness entering the body. But if you could find a way to condense all that steam back into water droplets and put it back into the kettle... do you understand?"

The simple and crude analogy made even laymen exclaim in awe after hearing it.

Being able to directly condense cold and dampness into water droplets and expel it meant Qin Jiang's medical skills were far superior to theirs.

This expulsion efficiency was at least a thousand times that of ordinary dampness expulsion!

Seeing that the time was almost up, Qin Jiang pulled out the silver needles from Chen Xing's hand one by one.

"Alright, I've helped you expel the dampness from your body. Remember what I said, you must exercise restraint."

Chen Xing looked embarrassed.

This topic couldn't be avoided, could it?

"Dr. Qin, thank you so much. How much is the consultation fee here?"

"Oh, it's cheap. Four thousand seven in total."

Hiss!

Four thousand seven!

Chen Xing's heart ached.

Wang Xuan saw this and pinched him.

"What? I think Dr. Qin's fee is very reasonable. It costs more than that to get an X-ray at a Hospital. Pay quickly, don't dilly-dally!"

Qin Jiang gave Wang Xuan a thumbs-up.

He liked straightforward customers like Wang Xuan!

After paying, Chen Xing and Wang Xuan walked out of the clinic.

Just then, a man wearing sunglasses and completely wrapped up walked in from outside.

The man was burly, but he looked around furtively as he walked, like a thief.

"Hello, are you here to see a doctor?"

Qin Jiang didn't care what the man was wearing.

As long as he came to his clinic for treatment, he was his patient!

The man didn't answer Qin Jiang immediately. Instead, after confirming that no one was following him, he sat down in front of the consultation desk.

"Doctor, I..."

The man hadn't finished speaking when he suddenly saw the professional photography team nearby.

The man was greatly alarmed and quickly asked, "Are you live streaming?"

"Yes."

As soon as Qin Jiang finished answering, the man immediately stood up and was about to leave.

Qin Jiang became anxious and quickly chased after him, grabbing him.

"No, live streaming here doesn't affect your visit. Why are you running away!"

The man quickly covered his face with his hand.

"It's not very convenient. I'll just find another one."

Another one?

You've already walked into my clinic, and the system mission has been triggered. How can I let you run away, kid?

"You don't have to worry. Our live stream is fully pixelated to absolutely protect patient privacy!"

Hearing Qin Jiang say this, the man hesitated.

"Can you also process my voice?"

Qin Jiang looked at Liu Yan, who quickly nodded.

"Yes, of course!"

After receiving a positive reply from Liu Yan, the man sat back down at the consultation desk.

"Doctor, I've been feeling like there's something wrong with my mouth recently. Can you take a look?"

As soon as the man spoke, Liu Yan, who was wearing headphones, burst out laughing.

The man looked at Liu Yan with a puzzled expression.

"What are you laughing at?"

Liu Yan repeatedly waved her hand, "It's nothing, nothing. I'm not laughing at you."

The man took a deep breath, calmed himself, and continued, "Doctor, I've been feeling like..."

Pfft.

Liu Yan couldn't hold it in and laughed again.

The man got angry.

"You're too much! I've put up with you for a long time!"

Liu Yan, covering her stomach and laughing, explained, "I'm really not laughing at you. I'm just laughing at this voice-over."

It turned out that the man had requested his voice be processed, so the technical staff had used a voice changer for him.

And the voice changer used a loli voice.

A burly man, opening his mouth with a loli voice, made Liu Yan unable to hold back.

Qin Jiang quickly comforted the man.

"Don't mind her. She's an intern, inexperienced. Sir, what should I call you?"

The man hesitated, "You can just call me Old Zhou."

"Oh, Mr. Zhou, please continue. What's wrong with your mouth?"

Old Zhou sighed, "Forget it, just see for yourself."

Saying that, Old Zhou untied his scarf and lifted his knitted hood a little.

A foul odor assailed them.

Old Zhou's mouth was full of ulcers and various gray flakes, looking as if his mouth was infected with psoriasis!

The cameraman zoomed in, and fans in the live stream expressed that they couldn't stand it.

"This is the most disgusting mouth I've ever seen. Oh my God, I'm going to throw up."

"What did this Buddy eat? I can smell it just by looking at the screen."

"Before, I used to envy the Streamer's high salary, earning thousands for one patient. Now I truly don't envy it anymore."

Not to mention the fans in the live stream couldn't stand it, Qin Jiang, who was completely unprepared, was almost knocked out on the spot by the smell!

Qin Jiang held onto the table with both hands, barely managing not to fall.

He felt as if the smell was like a basin of smelly socks soaked in sewage, fermented for half a year!

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