1: Zombie Outbreak

[Brain Storage Area]

[See comment section for reference image of Li Qianxue]

"Don't be so handsy!"

"If I'm not handsy, how am I supposed to teach you?!"

Inside the villa, a Little White Face was teaching a beautiful woman how to use the nunchaku.

Taking advantage of the lesson, the Little White Face kept trying to find opportunities to cop a feel, but was stopped by the beautiful woman every time.

"How is it? Have you found a bit of a feel for it?"

"It really is! I'm starting to get a feel for it!"

The beautiful woman looked happy, as if she had suddenly grasped the knack of it.

The Little White Face was smug: "Of course. Which beauty doesn't say it's good once they've played with the nunchaku?"

They had been dating for several months, and she still wouldn't even let him hold her hand; he was getting impatient.

Just as he was about to reach out, "Whack!"

His hand was almost swollen from being hit by the nunchaku.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to." The beautiful woman feigned surprise and picked up the dropped nunchaku.

The Little White Face grimaced in pain.

He knew she had done it on purpose, but he held it in. Hmph, once I get my hands on you, let's see how I ravage you!

The beautiful woman said: "I'm a little tired and want to rest. You go ahead."

The Little White Face said: "Let's sit on the edge of the bed to rest!"

As he spoke, he went to help the beautiful woman toward the bed.

Just as he was looking for an opportunity, "Bang!"

The door was kicked open.

The Little White Face was so startled his body went limp.

"Hey! The zombie outbreak has started! I'm looking for a place to hide!"

A Little Security Guard rushed in, looking for a place to hide.

"Is there any secret room or something like that?"

The beautiful woman was furious: "You stinking Little Security Guard, who let you in? If you broke my door, can you afford to pay for it?"

"Damn it, I was kind enough to warn you, and you're not even grateful, yet you have the nerve to blame me?" the Little Security Guard said irritably.

The Little White Face jumped up.

This guy ruined his good time; he wasn't going to let him off!

He grabbed the Little Security Guard by the collar and started dragging him out: "Damn it, where did this stinking beggar come from? Is this a place you belong? Get the hell out!"

But he couldn't move him at all, as if he were pulling a boulder weighing several tons.

The Little White Face was stunned.

The Little Security Guard smiled slightly, reached out and grabbed him, leaving several dirty handprints on the Little White Face's pristine white suit.

This was his newly bought designer suit!

"Damn it, you poor beggar, you dirtied my designer clothes. Pay me twenty thousand yuan, or I'll make you regret this!"

The Little Security Guard: "Damn it, are you two idiots? I already told you, the zombie tide has broken out, run for your lives!"

"You're still fussing over a piece of ragged clothing?"

"Is something wrong with your brain?"

The Little White Face: "Zombie tide? Are you trying to trick a three-year-old?"

The Little Security Guard: "If you don't believe me, look outside!"

"Only an idiot would believe there are zombies!" the Little White Face retorted angrily.

Outside the door, a creature looking like a zombie was stumbling in.

The Little White Face chuckled: "Damn, you're acting quite well! Are you guys holding a costume party?"

He grabbed his nunchaku, preparing to hit the Little Security Guard: "Let me show you the power of my nunchaku! Let me show you today what a master of the Martial Forest is!"

He had to put on a good show for the beautiful woman today.

The beautiful woman cheered him on: "Hit him, hit him hard! Beat these ill-mannered guys who broke into my private residence!"

The Little Security Guard easily dodged the blow, "Is that all you've got?"

Damn it, he was a nunchaku master, and he actually let a Little Security Guard dodge his strike?

Where would he put his Face?

The Little White Face was about to attack again, but the Little Security Guard saw the zombie rushing over and hid behind the zombie.

The Little White Face: "If you've got guts, don't hide!"

"I'll take the two of you on single-handedly!"

"I have to say, you guy, you're playing the part of a zombie quite well."

He hit the zombie with the nunchaku, but the creature didn't seem to feel any pain.

The zombie grabbed the Little White Face's shoulder and bit down on his neck.

"Ah!"

A scream!

The zombie bit off a chunk of flesh and swallowed it whole.

Damn, it really was a zombie!

The Little White Face struggled and screamed, but couldn't break free.

"You stinking Little Security Guard—ah, no, Brother Little Security Guard, Daddy, Grandpa, save me! Save me!"

The Little Security Guard said: "This is a person dressed as a zombie. Are you cooperating with him to act?"

"Heh, I have to say, you two are acting quite convincingly!"

While speaking, the zombie had already swallowed five or six mouthfuls of flesh.

The beautiful woman realized something was wrong; who acts like this?

"Little Security Guard, hurry and save him!"

The Little Security Guard watched the show from afar: "Don't be afraid, they are acting."

"Damn, Brother Little White Face, you're too dedicated, aren't you?"

"I admire you! You're really giving your all for the art of acting!"

The Little White Face bared his teeth: "Giving my mother's... Ah—"

The zombie took another bite at his neck.

The Little White Face screamed and passed out.

The Little Security Guard took advantage of the zombie's distraction, pushed it out the door, and quickly locked it.

The zombie couldn't smell them, so it didn't smash the door, but continued to enjoy its meal.

Inside the room, the two looked at each other, silent.

Ding-dong! A news app on the phone popped up with a notification!

"Breaking News! A zombie virus has infected the globe, and a zombie tide has erupted. According to expert analysis, zombies identify targets by scent and sound. The zombie virus is transmitted through blood. Please take care to avoid being bitten by zombies. Experts are still researching other aspects of the zombies. Please do not spread or believe rumors."

The beautiful woman finally believed that everything before her eyes was not a dream.

The beautiful woman accused him: "Hey! Who let you in? Why aren't you saving him?"

The Little Security Guard pointed outside and said: "If you want to save him, go save him! No one is stopping you!"

"But you are the security personnel we hired. We paid you, so you have an obligation to go out and save people!"

"Screw your mother, anyone who would risk their life for a three-thousand-yuan salary is an idiot!"

"Let's not talk about salary. Saving people is a noble moral act. Don't you want to be a morally noble person?"

"Morality? How much is morality worth? You capitalists don't care about morality, yet you use morality to kidnap us workers?"

"Don't you know that saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda?"

"Build a what? I'm not Shakyamuni, nor am I an immortal with boundless magic power. Buddhist matters have nothing to do with me!"

"Then what will it take for you to save him?"

The Little Security Guard turned his head to look at her disheveled appearance, the surging beautiful scenery seemingly ready to burst out of the constraints of her bodice.

"Hehehe, if you serve me, I'll go save him!"

The Little Security Guard wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth.

The beautiful woman looked down, and quickly covered her front: "You stinking pervert!"

"Weren't you demanding others to be morally noble? Why aren't you doing it? The Buddha sacrificed his body to feed a tiger, and you can't even sacrifice a tiny little bit?"

"You want to take advantage of me? Keep dreaming!"

"Hmph! You double-standard bitch, demanding others to be moral while you aren't moral yourself! It's laughable! If you want to save him, hurry up. If you don't, that male dog is about to turn into a zombie!"

The beautiful woman thought of the terrifying scene of the zombie feeding earlier; how could she dare to go out?

No matter how important her boyfriend was, he wasn't as important as her own life.

Outside came the howls of zombies!

The crunch-crunch sounds of a gluttonous feast.

One after another!

The beautiful woman was so scared she curled up in the corner, trembling.

The Little Security Guard, on the other hand, lay openly on the sofa to rest.

Looking as if he didn't care at all.

Suddenly, a very high-tech sounding voice echoed in his mind.

"Ding! You have Awakening the Multi-Beauty, Multi-Fortune System. The zombie virus has broken out globally, people are dying in droves, and humanity is facing extinction. I hope you will take on the heavy responsibility of saving humanity. As long as you marry more beauties and have more children, contributing to the continuation of humanity, you can receive rewards. The more beauties you take in, the more rewards you get!"

Holy crap, there's such a good thing?

Really? Is it real?