11: Let's go chat in the bedroom.
Li Qianxue immediately understood that there was a hidden meaning behind those words!
"Chat? What kind of chat? A husband should be faithful."
A cold gaze flashed in the Little Security Guard's eyes.
Even though it was summer, Li Qianxue couldn't help but feel as if she had fallen into an ice cellar, her whole body shivering with cold.
The burning sensation from the two slaps she had received last time seemed to return to her face.
He was a man capable of fighting off zombies and gathering food.
She was nothing more than a woman dependent on him.
What right did she have to negotiate with him?
The Little Security Guard said, "This is the Apocalypse, after all. The old rules have all been overturned. What's wrong with a capable man taking a few more wives?"
He turned to Su Qianwei and asked, "Are you willing to come chat with me tonight?"
Su Qianwei replied, "You saved my life, so it's only right that I repay you, especially when it's just chatting."
The Little Security Guard laughed, "She has already agreed, so what do you have to disagree about? Besides, is her business any of your concern?"
Li Qianxue stammered, "This… this… do you even understand what 'chatting' means?"
Su Qianwei replied, "Of course I know! Do you take me for a fool?"
Li Qianxue sighed, "Fine, since you've agreed, what is there for us outsiders to say?"
The Little Security Guard lifted Li Qianxue's chin with his index finger. "That's my good baby. As long as you play the part of the head wife well, I will keep my word and ensure your safety and food supply."
Having just threatened the young beauty, he now needed to soothe her to eliminate her fear.
When dealing with someone disobedient, you have to strike with a stick and then offer a sweet treat.
The Little Security Guard had raised animals before and understood this principle well.
To integrate into the group, the little cook utilized everything she had learned throughout her life to prepare several delicious dishes for everyone to enjoy.
"It's a pity there are no cucumbers. In such hot summer weather, eating shredded cucumber salad is the best way to beat the heat."
The Little Security Guard said, "All kinds of food will be available."
Saying this, he took the little cook's hand and pulled her into the bedroom...
Xiao Ying asked, "You can tolerate her? You weren't like this before."
Li Qianxue said with a cold face, "Haven't you noticed?"
"This is the Apocalypse. Strength determines everything, and the winner takes all."
"The whole monogamy thing doesn't work anymore."
"If we want to survive, we have no choice but to accept it."
Li Qianxue poked Xiao Ying's forehead with her finger.
"And you, why are you so giggly and seemingly indifferent?"
Xiao Ying replied, "Sister Xue, I see things differently."
"How so?"
"How could such an outstanding man be monopolized by just one beauty? We shouldn't be selfish!"
"Huh?"
Li Qianxue was shocked. How did a woman asking for a man's faithfulness get labeled as selfish by this idiot best friend?
Xiao Ying said, "I feel like he is a superhero capable of saving others."
"You can't view a hero through the eyes of an ordinary person."
"A powerful person in the Apocalypse deserves more beauties."
"We should support him, not selfishly monopolize him."
Hearing this, Li Qianxue was startled. She herself was only accepting this out of necessity, but this idiot best friend was genuinely supportive.
Xiao Ying continued, "Don't you think that more beauties falling for the Little Security Guard just proves how charismatic he is?"
Li Qianxue gave her a flick on the forehead. "You idiot, how can you have such a twisted thought?"
"But after hearing what you said, I do feel a bit better."
Xiao Ying said, "Enough talk, let's go listen to the show."
As she said this, she pointed at the room the Little Security Guard and the little cook had entered.
Li Qianxue understood.
The two beauties tiptoed to the door...
The Little Security Guard told the little cook to sit on the bed.
"Oh? Why is your bed heart-shaped and pink? It looks like a little princess's bed."
"This is one of the Young Miss's bedrooms."
"Oh, I see. By the way, where is the thing? Didn't you say you had it?"
"That thing? It's hidden in my clothes. Come and look for it; if you find it, you can do whatever you want with it."
"That wouldn't be very appropriate, would it?"
"What's inappropriate about it? Feel free to search."
She held her breath and patted the Little Security Guard's two upper pockets, but there was nothing inside.
The little cook then reached into the Little Security Guard's pants pockets.
There was nothing in the left pocket.
There was still nothing in the right pocket.
"Brother, please don't tease me anymore."
"I've searched all the pockets on your body, and it's simply not in your clothes."
The Little Security Guard said, "Oh? If I take it out, what will you say?"
The little cook replied, "Then I will let you do whatever you want with me!"
In any case, he really didn't have it on him, so how could he possibly produce it?
The Little Security Guard said, "Alright, I'll show you right now."
He reached behind his back and, from nowhere, pulled out something fresh.
The Little Security Guard held the item in front of the little cook's eyes and shook it a few times.
"Look, you couldn't find it, but how did I?"
The little cook was also incredibly surprised.
"But you clearly didn't have it on you! Where did this pop out from?"
The Little Security Guard said, "Hehe, you said it yourself—if I took it out, you'd let me do whatever I wanted with you!"
A blush spread across the little cook's face. Could it be that he had hidden it in... a pocket on his back?
"Fine, tell me how you want to handle me!"
"Let's chat!"
"Chatting is just chatting!..."
The Little Security Guard asked, "Are you ready? Are you willing to be my wife?"
The little cook was startled. "Wasn't it just supposed to be a chat? Why did you suddenly bring up being your wife?"
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