7: Playing tricks on the sisters

Xiao Ying was stunned. Eating it wasn't right; if she ate it, she would become his wife.

Not eating it wasn't right either; she was truly too hungry, and if she didn't eat, she would starve to death.

Forget it, she'd eat it first and worry about the rest later.

As for becoming his wife, she shouldn't even think about it.

She devoured the food.

"Wow! I used to want to throw up when I saw ham, but now that I'm eating it, it tastes delicious."

Little Security Guard: "Hehe, since you've eaten my food, it's decided that you'll be my bride. Wash up tonight and come to my mattress!"

"Remember to wash up thoroughly; I'm a person who loves cleanliness!"

Xiao Ying glared at him fiercely. "Hmph! You want to trade half a ham for a wife? You're dreaming too big, aren't you?"

"My husband must be a world-renowned hero, and he must be able to protect me..."

Little Security Guard: "Stop praising me as a world-renowned hero; I'm not interested. Protecting you is the duty of your husband."

"I believe that wealthy boyfriend of yours definitely can't protect you."

This foul-mouthed Little Security Guard, when he mentioned a world-renowned hero, why did he automatically assume it was himself?

And he even mentioned her useless fiancé; he really knew exactly which sore spot to poke, didn't he?

Little Security Guard continued: "I just protected you once today; have you forgotten that so quickly?"

"Also, you were almost bitten by a zombie today. Have you forgotten who saved you?"

Sister Xue was startled and hurriedly checked Xiao Ying's body.

She rolled up her sleeves and checked her arms.

"Let me take a look, where did the zombie bite you? We don't have any medicine, what should we do?"

Xiao Ying hurriedly grabbed her hands and straightened her clothes. "Sister Xue, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey?"

"I'm not hurt; it was your male model who got bitten by a zombie!"

They had been so nervous just now that they forgot about this.

Now that they remembered, both Xiao Ying and Sister Xue were startled.

They only just remembered that before the internet went down, the news said that being bitten by a zombie meant getting infected and mutating.

Xiao Ying, who had just been full of disdain, now couldn't help but show a look of sympathy and fear in her eyes.

Sympathy, because she pitied that Little Security Guard for soon no longer being human.

Fear, because she was afraid that after he turned into a zombie, he would attack her.

Who would protect the sisters in the future?

Who would find food for the sisters?

"Thump!"

Little Security Guard collapsed to the ground, shouting: "Oh no, I'm dizzy, I... I'll go die outside, so that I... I won't bite you after I turn into a zombie."

His speech had become slurred.

As he spoke, he tried to crawl outside.

Xiao Ying was kind-hearted by nature, a flower in a greenhouse, having never experienced the trials of the Jianghu.

Seeing this scene, and thinking about how he had risked his life to protect her just now—far better than that useless fiancé—she couldn't help but be deeply moved.

"Little Security Guard, you really are a good person. If you hadn't been poisoned, I would rather marry you than that useless fiancé."

Little Security Guard struggled, "Are... are... are you telling the truth?"

Xiao Ying said solemnly: "Of course it's true!"

Little Security Guard: "Are... are... are you willing to swear to the heavens?"

Xiao Ying: "Of course I am! I swear to the heavens, I would rather marry Little Security Guard than that useless fiancé! If I break this oath, let the chastity arch smash me to death."

Little Security Guard then said to Li Qianxue: "I'm dying now, about to turn into a zombie. Do you want me to die?"

Sister Xue tightly held his hand: "Of course I don't want you to die! If you die, who will protect us, and who will find food for me?"

Little Security Guard said weakly: "How about this, before I turn into a zombie, each of you kiss me once! This is my last request before I die."

He had saved them and found food for them; asking for this wasn't too much.

Sister Xue hugged Little Security Guard's neck and gave him a passionate kiss.

Xiao Ying hesitated for a moment, then followed Sister Xue's example and offered him her first kiss.

Little Security Guard's face, which had just been full of agony, twisted and deformed like a dried walnut.

Now it immediately relaxed, like tea leaves slowly unfurling in boiling water.

Little Security Guard stood up from the ground, clapped his hands, and said with a chuckle: "Since neither of you wants me to die, then I've decided, I won't die."

"Huh?"

What was going on?

Both women were stunned, looking at him in disbelief.

They had been bitten by a zombie, the virus was transmitted through the blood, and they were definitely going to turn into zombies.

Was it possible to just say you wouldn't turn, and then not turn?

Little Security Guard stretched out his arm, revealing the spot where he had been bitten by the zombie.

"Haha, look, the blood is a normal color. I am now sharp-eyed and clear-headed, with no signs of poisoning."

"If I were poisoned, I would have been poisoned long ago."

"Look at that Little White Face; he was bitten by a zombie and turned into one in just over ten minutes."

"I was bitten nearly an hour ago, and there are still no signs of poisoning."

"I don't mind telling you, I am naturally immune to the zombie virus."

The two women finally realized.

So this guy was faking being poisoned just to trick us into kissing him!

Both women couldn't help but extend their little fists and fiercely pummel Little Security Guard.

Little Security Guard grabbed their tender little fists and held them gently.

"It's not too late to hit me tonight!"

The two women hurriedly retracted their hands; they couldn't let this lecher take advantage of them again.

Little Security Guard pinched Xiao Ying's cheek with his hand and lifted her chin with his index finger.

"Zhao Liying, are you willing to be my wife? You promised."

Xiao Ying felt embarrassed.

"That doesn't count; you cheated earlier."

Little Security Guard: "No way, you swore an oath, it has to count."

Xiao Ying: "This... this... this... as long as you can find enough food to fill a refrigerator within one hour, I will listen to you."

Xiao Ying was playing a game of retreating to advance.

Within this hour, where could he go to find food?

Little Security Guard: "You won't go back on your word this time, will you?"

"Hehe, I always keep my word."

Xiao Ying patted her chest...

Little Security Guard swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"I'm afraid you won't keep your word! After all, you've already broken your promise once."

Xiao Ying pulled Sister Xue over. "If I don't keep my word, I'll marry Sister Xue off to you!"

Sister Xue was shocked: "If you don't keep your word, what does that have to do with me?"

"Are best friends just meant to be sold out by you?"

Xiao Ying: "Hehe, better the Daoist dies than me."

"Anyway, he can't bring out that much food. I just intentionally set a condition he couldn't meet so he would realize the difficulty and give up!"

Sister Xue looked at Little Security Guard.

If you can't bring it out, and you still intentionally made her swear an oath, isn't that redundant?

Little Security Guard looked at the two of them and said slowly: "How do you know for sure that I can't bring it out?"

Xiao Ying laughed: "I'll give you one hour to fill the refrigerator. Can you do it?"

"Is one hour enough, or should we change it to two hours?"

Little Security Guard chuckled: "No need for two hours."

Xiao Ying said: "Do you want three hours? Three hours would be fine too, I suppose."

Little Security Guard: "You misunderstood. I didn't mean there was too little time; I meant there was too much time!"

Xiao Ying: "Huh? Too much time? You really know how to act cool... Damn it, a Young Miss shouldn't use foul language. You really know how to act cool, don't you?"

"You said it yourself, how about half an hour?"

"Too much, even less!"

"Fifteen minutes?"

"Sigh! Still too much!"

"Five minutes?"

"Still too much!"

"One minute?"

"I'll say it for you: one second is enough."

"Ah? One second? Mr. Show-off, isn't that a bit too much showing off?"