59: Haystacks in the fields make things easier

The sun was too dazzling; the Hooligan squinted, unable to see clearly.

By the time he saw it, a black dot was already hurtling toward him, and he couldn't dodge in time.

It entered through his mouth and pierced out from the back of his head.

The Hooligan's eyes widened, filled with inexplicable shock until the moment of death.

What just happened?

Struck by lightning for acting tough?

I can't die in peace!

The Villagers had just been fuming with anger; this kid was way too arrogant!

They wished they could eat his flesh and sleep on his skin!

Now, the Hooligan was dead.

And he died in such a stylish pose!

Everyone reacted for a moment, then a sudden burst of cheers erupted.

"This guy was really full of himself!"

"Look, even in death, he's striking a pose!"

"Boss is truly amazing! It was several hundred meters away, yet he could hit him with a javelin from so far!"

"He's even better than an Olympic gold medalist in the javelin!"

Everyone felt that the Little Security Guard was like a Heavenly God descended to earth—it was incredible!

The Little Security Guard's face remained impassive.

He stood tall and elegant!

His proud hair fluttered in the wind!

He looked like an otherworldly Expert!

For a moment, everyone felt that the Little Security Guard was shrouded in a golden light, too brilliant to look at!

Strong Ox finally snapped out of it!

His face was full of pride!

Cling to the powerful, and the bully is killed!

Cling to the powerful, and his wife is saved!

Cling to the powerful, and there's food to eat!

Cling to the powerful, and he becomes the Village Chief!

...The benefits of clinging to this powerful figure were simply too many!

Too many to even count!

Big Brother is so awesome; from now on, I will resolutely cling to Big Brother's leg!

Strong Ox was the first to kneel before his Big Brother.

"Big Brother is awesome! We will follow Big Brother to the death!"

Next was the Youth Squad!

Then all the Villagers!

Those who were unwilling to kneel saw everyone else doing it and didn't dare not to.

This was the bandwagon effect!

When herding sheep in the village, that's exactly how the sheep behaved!

Just follow the crowd!

Following the crowd brings a sense of security!

The Little Security Guard nodded and began to address the crowd.

"Fellow Villagers, from now on, I'm covering this village."

"If there are zombies, I'll kill them; if there are enemies, I'll deal with them; if there's trouble, I'll handle it."

"But you have an obligation to provide me with food; this is an equal exchange."

"Village Chief Strong Ox will manage things for me. Anyone who opposes him is my enemy."

"Anyone who isn't convinced, stand up now. Don't wait until I'm gone to start making trouble."

Hearing this, who would dare say a single word of dissent?

They all responded in unison: "We will follow Big Brother's orders!"

The Little Security Guard nodded and said to Strong Ox, "This will be my grain base. I'm leaving it to you; manage this village well for me."

"Besides being self-sufficient, I want a portion of the grain. I can help you find markets for the grain, and I can also procure outside goods for you."

Strong Ox said, "Everything will be as Big Brother says."

Only then did the Little Security Guard take the gathered beauties and set out on the return journey.

When they reached a quiet place, the Little Security Guard took an rv out of his space and drove it in front of the beauties.

"Whoa, Big Brother can do magic tricks! Where did he get this big truck from?"

"What big truck? Have you no worldliness? This is called an rv. I've only seen them on TV. How could we see one in this remote backwater?"

"Big Brother is so rich. A big rv like this must cost at least ten thousand yuan, right?"

The Little Security Guard said, "Heh, it's not that expensive. This car probably costs several million!"

Tian Xiaohe still didn't believe it. "Our Village Chief's tractor is the most expensive vehicle in our village, and it only cost a few thousand. How can a car like this be worth millions?"

The Little Security Guard smiled. "Believe it or not, it's up to you."

The women filed in one by one.

With over ten beauties, it wasn't crowded at all.

Everyone peered here and there, as if they were looking at a rare spectacle.

This is how city people live!

It was a total eye-opener!

"Wow, this is too luxurious. The facilities are complete; it's almost like a house."

Little Security Guard: "Heh, this rv is a car that's like a house. It's a mobile home. This home holds me and all of you."

"There's a big bed; several people can sleep on it!"

"It's no problem for me to use it with you all!"

"There's also a bathroom and shower combo; it's quite spacious."

Tian Xiaohe said, "This bathroom is very spacious! I wonder if it can hold two people at the same time?"

The Little Security Guard said, "Why don't you try it out and find the answer?"

The beauties couldn't help but giggle.

Tian Xiaohe's face turned even redder with embarrassment.

Seeing that he had gathered so many beauties, the Little Security Guard couldn't help but have some ideas.

"Ding, please note: multiple people are not allowed to engage in 'fighting' scenes simultaneously."

A prompt from the System came into his mind.

"What if I do it anyway?"

"If you are disobedient, you will be locked in a Small Dark Room and never see the light of day again."

He didn't know what the Small Dark Room was, but it sounded like a very terrifying place.

Once locked in, you could never come out, spending your whole life in darkness.

Fine, he'd rather follow the rules than cross the line.

He saw a field by the roadside with several large haystacks piled up.

He couldn't help but think of a certain novel called White Deer something, where an impulsive couple was right here.

The Little Security Guard stopped the car and turned to look at the beauties.

At a glance, he picked out the most beautiful one, Tian Xiaohe.

She was dressed in simple, natural clothes and had a pair of clear, watery eyes.

Natural and unadorned, like a lotus emerging from clear water.

A fresh mountain girl!

The Little Security Guard said, "Xiao He, come with me for a moment!"

Xiao He was quite innocent; seeing Big Brother's command, she simply followed him out.

The beauties looked at each other: "Why did Big Brother call Xiao He out?"

"Probably to go pee! When farmers get tired from work, don't they just pee by the roadside?"

"You mean Xiao He is going to...?"

Outside, Xiao He blushed: "Listen to that laughter, they're up to no good! Those damn women!"

Little Security Guard: "Don't you know why I called you out?"

Xiao He looked up at Big Brother; she saw that the usually serious and cold Big Brother now had a hint of a smile on his face.

This smile was hard to describe or explain; it was beyond her understanding.

It was a bit like, a bit like... right, a bit like a pervert in a TV drama.

But was Big Brother that kind of person?

Surely not, Big Brother was such a righteous person.

"I don't know. Did Big Brother call me out to teach me how to do something privately?"

The Little Security Guard said, "You actually got it right. I'm going to teach you how to do things right now."

As he spoke, he took Xiao He's hand.

Her hand was very tender, soft and seemingly boneless.

Xiao He couldn't help but blush.

Fortunately, it was already late, so it wasn't very noticeable.

She wanted to pull her hand back, but the Little Security Guard held it tightly.

It was like a little bird caught in an eagle's talons; how could she break free?

They walked for ten minutes and came to a large haystack three or four meters high. The Little Security Guard tossed Xiao He onto the haystack as easily as tossing a rag doll.

Then he flew up himself.

Xiao He's face was flushed with shame.

On a haystack, what kind of things could he teach her to do?

She had a faint feeling that something bad was about to happen!

But she couldn't say exactly what it was.