147: Chapter 147 Rabbits are so cute, how can you eat them?

A moment later, the last roommate walked in; it was none other than Shi Hao...

The world is both large and small at the same time. It was such a coincidence that Qin Mo was left speechless...

By the time everyone finished organizing their belongings, the sky had gradually darkened.

Since there was no training on the first day, everyone stayed in the dormitory.

Qin Mo lay around bored for a long time before suddenly thinking of something.

"System, when I start a livestream, can my location be traced?"

"Ding! No, the Host's address is encrypted by the system. No one can trace the Host's location!"

"Very good!"

Qin Mo smiled slightly, showing a satisfied expression.

"System! Open the livestream room!"

The next moment, a massive number of netizens flooded into the livestream room.

"Oh? Who's this? Didn't stream for a whole day. Even a donkey in a production team wouldn't dare rest like you!"

"Sometimes you really need to think about whether it's your own problem. Have you really worked hard? Have you really streamed? The Streamer next door keeps his stream on even while sleeping. If everyone was like you, who would we watch in the future?"

"Dog Streamer! Do you know how I spent my day waiting for you? Do you?"

“Damn it, send me your address! Send me your address! I'm going to teach you what it means to show up for work on time!”

...

Looking at the bullet comments in the livestream, Qin Mo shook his head helplessly.

"Look at where the hell I am. It's already good enough that I can stream for you. Stop being so picky, or do you want me to teach you how to shoot a gun?"

"Uh..."

"I didn't notice just now, but why does it feel like the Streamer is in a military dormitory?"

"Person above, drop the 'feel'! This is definitely a damn military dormitory!"

"Holy crap! Streamer, were you kidnapped by the army to do livestreams?"

"Holy crap! Streamer, I don't want your address anymore. I don't want to teach you how to work. I'm behaving now, please let me go!"

"Ahem..."

Qin Mo cleared his throat.

"As per tradition, the Streamer is still here to help people solve problems online, but there's one thing: the Streamer can't leave, so I can only give you advice."

"And it's free of charge! Just use those hands of yours that you use to get rich and pick up girls to give the Streamer a follow!"

"Holy crap? Has the Streamer found his conscience?"

"Streamer, are you being threatened by someone? If so, just blink your eyes!"

"It's rare for the Streamer to be so generous today. Brothers! Fleece him for all he's worth!"

...

"Are you... livestreaming?"

At this moment, Zheng Xiaohu asked with a face full of confusion.

Qin Mo nodded upon hearing this.

Zheng Xiaohu immediately leaned in excitedly. When he saw the number of followers on Qin Mo's homepage, his mouth hung wide open.

"Holy crap! You have so many followers!"

"Followers?"

Shi Hao, who was nearby, also walked over to Qin Mo to check it out in confusion.

"Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands... Brother! Dad! Grandpa!"

"Holy crap! Thirty million followers? If everyone gave me a dime, wouldn't I become a multi-millionaire in minutes?"

Looking at the two of them stunned, Qin Mo couldn't help but shake his head, then gave them a look of disdain.

It's not that big of a deal, why the fuss! Although it does feel pretty good...

"Streamer, those two buddies next to you are really fun!"

"Person above, I hope the 'fun' you're talking about isn't what I'm thinking of!"

"I never thought that one day I'd be called 'Dad'! Hahaha..."

"Person above, I'm 'Grandpa'! So you have to call me 'Father'!"

"You damn ***..."

"Ahem... Streamer, I remember you're a fortune teller, right? I have something I'd like you to calculate for me!"

"My rabbit has been missing for two days and I still haven't found it. Can you help me figure out where it went?"

Qin Mo suddenly showed a strange smile.

"Netizen, if I'm not mistaken, your rabbit has already entered your neighbor's stomach."

"They caught your rabbit and stewed it directly."

"What did you say? My rabbit was eaten by my neighbor?"

"That's right! And their cooking skills aren't very good. They put in too much salt and didn't even use green onions, ginger, or garlic. It's obvious they don't know how to eat!"

Qin Mo said while shaking his head.

It was unclear whether he was lamenting for the rabbit or lamenting their poor cooking...

"Damn! My rabbit! I'm going to find them right now!"

"Hahahaha..."

"Damn! You're killing me. The Streamer is clearly an expert! He even calculated that they didn't use green onions, ginger, or garlic!"

"Bunnies are so cute, how can you eat them?"

"Person above, although bunnies are cute, spicy rabbit heads are even cuter. We're just loving it in a different way!"

"Exactly, exactly! But I still think roasted is the best, then pour a pot of hot oil over it—that flavor! Say no more, I'm going to check if my neighbor has any rabbits so I can love them properly too!"

"Streamer, I want you to help me calculate something!"

"It's like this: I'm a fisherman by the sea. Just this morning, my husband took a group of people out to fish. Usually, they leave in the morning and return in the afternoon, but it's already night and they haven't come back yet. I can't get through to his phone."

"I'm really too worried. I want to ask, are they safe or in danger right now?"

After reading the bullet comment, Qin Mo began to calculate with his left hand.

A moment later, Qin Mo's expression suddenly changed.

"Netizen! Call the police immediately! Although your husband isn't in immediate danger for now, his current situation is not good! I can only tell you they've run into big trouble!"

"What? Big trouble? Is their life in danger?"

"There's no life-threatening danger for the moment, but it's hard to say if it takes too long. So call the police immediately! Have the coast guard go out and search! Their location is roughly near the southern sea area!"

"Okay! I'll call the police right away!"

"Holy crap! I heard pirates often appear in that sea area. Could they have run into pirates?"

"Person above, that's really possible! Didn't you see the Streamer's face change?"

"Sigh! Let's pray Mazu protects them!"

...

Afterward, Qin Mo briefly helped a few more netizens and went to sleep early.

...

Five o'clock in the morning.

"Bang!"

A loud noise rang out.

The next moment, the dormitory was suddenly filled with choking smoke.

Qin Mo suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, then roared:

"What happened?"

"Huh?"

As soon as Qin Mo finished speaking, the other three in the dormitory were startled awake.

Everyone sat up with dazed expressions, but after checking their surroundings, their faces changed drastically.

"Enemy attack! There's an enemy attack!"

Zheng Xiaohu, who was beside him, shouted in panic.

"Shut up! What enemy attack? This is the damn dormitory!"

Qin Mo roared irritably.

"Let's go! Get up. This must be some wake-up service thought up by someone with a screw loose..."

Ye, who was beside him, said indifferently while putting on clothes.

Everyone was left speechless, silently cursing the family of whoever threw the smoke grenade.

Then they went downstairs.

At this time, the area downstairs was crowded, and most people were standing there disheveled.

Some had their pants on backward, some wore only one shoe while the other foot was bare, and some even ran out wearing only a pair of underwear...

Standing in front of them was a middle-aged man; it was Instructor Hu.

At this moment, his face was terrifyingly dark.

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